Spoof suggestions

[goitre]

Literacy should not be inborn into characters, they should learn how to read.

The first 20 attacks by a character should always miss.

Damage : |........| 25%
Tiredness : |...............| 37%
Apathy : |.........................| 57%
Sarcasm : |.....| 10%
Popularity : |...........................| 67%

You skillfully tap a wrench against a barrel making a musical tune.

You awkwardly tickle a woman in her twenties, who is not ticklish.
You expertly tickle a man in his fifties, who has a weak bladder.

"I'm an expert ballroom dancer, juggler and hot air balloonist!"

[Chris Johnson]

1356-4.00: You hear a man in his thirties play some music on a brand new pair of bellows

[viktor]

1356-4.00: You hear a man in his thirties play some music on a brand new pair of bellows

cantr's first bagpipe?

[the_antisocial_hermit]

1356-4.00: You hear a man in his thirties play some music on a brand new pair of bellows

cantr's first bagpipe?

Can't you just see it now?

9999-0: You see some men and women in their twenties dancing a jig.

9999-0: You hear Lord Angus MacGregor play some music on a brand new pair of bellows.

[viktor]

1356-4.00: You hear a man in his thirties play some music on a brand new pair of bellows

cantr's first bagpipe?

Can't you just see it now?

9999-0: You see some men and women in their twenties dancing a jig.

9999-0: You hear Lord Angus MacGregor play some music on a brand new pair of bellows.

there's a good question... how old can cantrians live? man Angus would be an old bugger by then

[Phalynx]

Music + bagpipes = oxymoron

[Solfius]

Can we have a new resource: w00t, which can be turned into l33t with a cotton gin, and we can use to make l33t clothing?

(thanks Maelstrom for the idea )

[sem]

You skillfully tap a wrench against a barrel making a musical tune.

Was I the only one who missed the first 'r' on first reading this?

[Solfius]

You skillfully tap a wrench against a barrel making a musical tune.

Was I the only one who missed the first 'r' on first reading this?

I do believe you were.

While on the subject, perhaps when we have children implemented we could also have the option to "produce" a musical wench? Whenever they get slapped the sing a little song, or something like that

[goitre]

Hahaha! w00t can be gathered faster with a h4xz0r.

Oh and people should be able to learn how to fly brooms like witches, and create monkeys with wings.

[west]

Music + bagpipes = oxymoron

Your math skills are a little off.

Bagpipes played well are beautiful.

[Phalynx]

It's a matter of taste of course, but Uilleann and Northumberland pipes can be truly beautiful of course but traditional Great Highland Bagpipes are nearly always hideous..

In my expereince even very expereinced pipers struggle to get a consistently good sound with Highland Bagpipes...

Still I admit as a mathematical theorem it needs definition..

[N-Aldwitch]

Implement:
-A steel sabre with a blunt blade, and to stop people being idiots, it takes off 50% tiredness. Also, cannot be used against another player or animal, and has no skill increase. Requires more steel than 5 sabres combined and can't be seen on you by other players. It deteriorates faster than bone weapons.

-A laptop with a 1 hour battery. Uses Asian power-sockets, must be used indoors.(only!)

-A needle that you can inject into characters to make them fall asleep, can also be shot from a longbow. Makes them lighter than a note- oh, and as thin as a note.

-A new building called a Corner. Is unenterable, and can only be built if you own a blunt-bladed steel sabre. Everyone must be asleep and dragged inside it before you can enter it and you must be on your laptop to enter it.

-A new kind of jacket, it uses Suicidal Newspawn skins, and after 6 days of wearing it, your character is transferred to Pie's account or something lovely like that.

[the_antisocial_hermit]

Okay.. my first suggestion, guys, try to take it easy on me. I tried to search for it because I didn't want to get flamed for something that had been suggested before, but I didn't find anything on it. Okay, here it is:

I think we should have unlimited minutes! I mean.. 15 characters is a lot to play on just 200 minutes. What's with the limit anyway?

Oh, and we should also have gardens and windows and bike horns and maybe a hummer. And we need guns too. (Yes, I searched for all of those, but couldn't find anything on them.)

So what do you guys think?

[Valsum]

Thumbs up for hermi