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Nick asked the guard if he wanted a Hertz Doughnut.

Let me make the recreation:

A man in his twenties(Nick) says "Hey mister, want a Hertz Doughnut?"

A man in his nineties(real old guard) says "Sounds delicious! I hope it heals my aches"

You see A man in his twenties(Nick) kill A man in his nineties(real old guard) using a bare fist.

A man in his twenties(Nick) says "Hey mister, hurts, don't it!? LOLOLOL*he laughs* (OOC Got you!)"

You see A man in his twenties(Nick) being dragged to "The Salad Tosser -(cottage)

FIN

I was there, that is a true story.

Excellent, TSL. Can you reenact that scene every year for Memorial Day?

Absolutely. In fact, give me a few possible truths and I can recreate any IG moment in cantr. I've seen everything. Let's not forget the time that Surly's newspawn went to jail in Seatown for "innappropriate interactions with the wildlife"

You see a sexed man in his twenties poke a horse.

Thankfully for Surly this was done before tiredness became a factor.

Please start a thread where you recreate a famous incident in Cantr everyday.



How about starting with the famous story of Ranger John's friend, Devon, getting stabbed when he revealed what a crazed horndog he is.

Will do, starting tomorrow. What forum would it go in? It is cantr-related.

Hahaha! Nice.

First off, can we get a thread split at the beginning of my sidetrack? Thanks, and we'll call the new topic 'Cantr Storytime with TSL'

Now lets see what we have today....oh! I have a letter from 6 year old kinvoya from south central Barbados.

kinvoya wrote:How about the famous story of Ranger John's friend, Devon, getting stabbed when he revealed what a crazed horndog he is.

Well kinvoya, I just happened to have been there when it happened! It all started on a green and orangey night...[cue flahback]

-You see The Suspicious White van arrive in LOCATION DELETED, coming from LOCATION DELETED (gotta give the persons in question some privacy )
-You see Devon arrive in town, coming from The Suspicious White van.

-Devon says "I have some cookies back in my van if anyone wants any."

-A woman in her seventies says "I haven't had cookies since I was a newspawn, I would love one. *smiles*"

-Devon says"*pushes old lady aside* I was talking to her.

-You see Devon point at a woman in her twenties (stacked).

-Ranger John says "Hey that is my new deputy!"

-Devon says "Relax, I just wanted to give her a new bike. Its right inside the van, pretty eyes."

-You see a woman in her twenties (stacked) enter The Suspicous White Van, leaving town.

-A woman in her twenties(stacked) says "I don't see it, and why is there a bed back here?"

-Devon says"Oh, let me go find it for you. I'll be inside in a minute. *he winks*"

-You see Devon drop a pair of leather boots.
-You see Devon drop a pair of hemp trousers.
-You see Devon drop a cotton hombre
-You see Devon pick up some rubber.

-You see Devon enter The Suspicious White Van, leaving town.

-You see Devon talking to a woman in her twenties (stacked)

-A woman in her twenties(stacked) says "*screams* Where are your clothes! You're sick!"

-You see a woman in her twenties(stacked) entering town, coming from The Suspicious White Van.

-You see Devon entering town, coming from The Suspicious White Van.

-Devon says"Baby I just want to dock my galleon in your Pok Harbour! Let the lighthouse take you home!"

-You see a woman in her twenties(stacked) hit Devon using a steel sabre.

-You see Devon drop some meat.

-Devon says"*sniff* I can't belive you're dead Mr. Floyd."

-You see Devon pick up some meat.

Hope it suits you Kinvoya.

I love you Uncle Shoelace. You're the best storyteller ever.

Bravo, Bravo...
Encore Encore...
*wipes a tear from his eye
That was truly fantastic laces...

(You said you wanted it split? Where from/to?)

Good stuff.

(I already split it, hallucinatingfarmer.)

It's already been split from Jail Time. You have to make the next story request, farmer.

ah, ok
*Is blind...

Mr. Laces?
Could we hear the one 'bout the newspawn note thief that got away?

That's hilarious!!

TatteredShoeLace wrote:Absolutely. In fact, give me a few possible truths and I can recreate any IG moment in cantr. I've seen everything. Let's not forget the time that Surly's newspawn went to jail in Seatown for "innappropriate interactions with the wildlife"

You see a sexed man in his twenties poke a horse.

Thankfully for Surly this was done before tiredness became a factor.

Now how come I don't remember that?