Cantr L33t Translation

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Cantr L33t Translation

Postby Zoot » Sun Nov 14, 2004 6:19 am

We have Russian. We have French. Why the heck don't we have an alternate-English translation of Cantr?

Frankly I'm tired of Jos's Languagist treatment of this lovely game.

See? It's easy to put Cantr into language today's youth can understand if you only try. Case in point: the frontpage.

CANTR I IS AN ONLIEN ROLE-PLAYNG GMA IN WHICH A LARGE NUMBR OF PLAEYRS PLAY AN 3V3N LARGER NUMBR OF CHARACTERS WHO AL 2GATH3R FORM DIFARENT SOCEITEIS AL OV3R OUR VIRTUAL WORLD!11! WTF LOL SOCEITEIS EXIST IN DIFERENT LANGUAEGS WHAR3BY AL LANGUAEG GROUPS PLAY IN TEH SM3 VIRTUAL WORLD

PLAYNG1111!111 ALWAYS FROM TEH PARSPECTIEV OF EACH INDIVIDUAL CHARACT3R U CAN TRY 2 PLAY DA WORLDS MOST FMOUS POLITICIAN MOST FAAERD CRIMINAL MOST CUNNG MILITARY COMANDER MOST WEALTHY ENTRAPR3NEUR OR MOST BLOV3D VILAEG IDIOT!111111 OMG WTF LOL ANY ROLE U CAN IMAGIEN U CAN PLAY IN THIS GME AND DA CHALENGA IS IN PLAYNG IT CONSISTENTLY AND IN ACHEIVNG DA GOALS U S3T FOR UR CHARACTERS INDIVIDUALY

CANTR1111!1! I IS A SLOW-PAECD GMA1!1!11 OMG LOL MANY PLAEYRS ONLY PLAY FOR A FEW MINUTES P3R CHARACTER 3ACH DAY AND ON3 METNG CAN TAEK A WEK 2 PLAY111!1111 TEH GM3 IS DESIGNED FOR PLAEYRS WHO HAEV MORE ON THEYRE AEGNDA THEN JUST GMNG!1!11111 OMG LOL HOWAVER U CAN START UP 2 FIFTEN CHARACTERS AND WHEN TH3Y R AL H3AVILY INVOLVED IN THERE R3SPACTIEV COMUNITEIS THEY WIL GIEV U ENOUGH 2 DO FOR A FUL-TIEM JOB AS PLAEYR1!1!!! WTF B WARN3D MANY PLAEYRS EXPAREINCA CANTR I AS BNG V3RY ADICTIEV11!1 OMG WTF LOL )

ALTHOUGH SOM3 EXPAREINC3 IN A LANGUAEG IS NEDED BFORE ONE CAN PLAY IN TAHT LANGUAEG GROUP TEH GM3 CAN B USED V3RY W3L 2 PRACTIEC UR LANGUAEG SKILS IN A SECOND LANGUAEG111!1!! OMG WTF JUST PLAY ON3 OR TWO CHARACT3RS IN A NON-NATIEV LANGUAEG AND U B SUROUNDAD BY PEOPL3 TOKNG DA LANGUAEG U R L3ARNNG!1!1 WTF OR U CAN PLAY A CHARACTER AND SO ONCA IN A WHIEL TAEK A STEP BAK AND OBSERVE WUT KIND OF SOCEITEIS U SE FORMNG WHICH CAN B VERY EDUCATIONAL

NOT3!!!!!1!! TAHT WA R IN TEH PROCAS OF TRANSLATNG TEH WEBSIET IN DIFER3NT LANGUAEGS11!! WTF IF U USE DA W3BSIET IN A LANGUAEG OTHER THAN ENGLISH U WIL STIL MOST LIEKLY ENCOUNT3R A LOT OF DA!!1!111!

GMEMASTER


:twisted: http://ssshotaru.homestead.com/files/aolertranslator.html
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When the jungle shadows fall
Like the tick tick tock of the stately clock
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Postby colonel » Sun Nov 14, 2004 6:28 am

Strangely enough I understood that. *Shakes head and looks at again, then crawls into a bomb shelter never to be seen again.*
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Postby Psycho Pixie » Sun Nov 14, 2004 7:13 am

your joking right zoot? because I would just die if they made the game translate into the jibberish we all use online to chat. people who have charrys that talk like that make me crazy (crazier then i am)


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Postby Agar » Sun Nov 14, 2004 7:29 am

*opens l33t hunting season*

Anyone seen useing l33t, and specifically leet, not just bad grammar, will be killed in game. Ummmm, for in game reasons too. No CR stuff. They're posessed by demons, yha, that's it. In game demons. :twisted:
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Postby kroner » Sun Nov 14, 2004 7:38 am

OMG!!1 I W0UD M4EKZ L1k3 7000 L33T CH@RZ!!! IT 1Z 5O L33t!!!!one U ALLZ SUX0R!!! 1 WILL R0x0r U LO5R FAGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

umm... i think it would be hilarious if such a cantr environment existed for about 5 minutes... then the novelty would wear off and i would have to systematically hunt down and kill every person who spawned a character there.
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Postby Zoot » Sun Nov 14, 2004 8:31 am

Psycho Pixie wrote:your joking right zoot? because I would just die if they made the game translate into the jibberish we all use online to chat. people who have charrys that talk like that make me crazy (crazier then i am)


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Sarcasm is fun! :D
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Postby Ash » Sun Nov 14, 2004 1:37 pm

Zoot wrote:
Psycho Pixie wrote:your joking right zoot? because I would just die if they made the game translate into the jibberish we all use online to chat. people who have charrys that talk like that make me crazy (crazier then i am)


Pixie



Sarcasm is fun! :D



And l33t is aload of shit. *stab, stab, stab, stab*

In my eye(balls) if you talk that l33t shit, your quite frankly good as dead :lol:

And please don't tell me you took time from your busy doing nothing, to translate that. Dude, you might as well jump now.
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Postby Anthony Roberts » Sun Nov 14, 2004 5:21 pm

Don't make me bribe Jos to delete your account and have you silenced. I can do that, I surely can. $1,000 donated to Cantr... yeah, he'd do anything ;) - No leet-bull-junky, or you die-die :D
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Postby Zoot » Sun Nov 14, 2004 6:13 pm

Poster Bob wrote:
Zoot wrote:
Psycho Pixie wrote:your joking right zoot? because I would just die if they made the game translate into the jibberish we all use online to chat. people who have charrys that talk like that make me crazy (crazier then i am)


Pixie



Sarcasm is fun! :D



And l33t is aload of shit. *stab, stab, stab, stab*

In my eye(balls) if you talk that l33t shit, your quite frankly good as dead :lol:

And please don't tell me you took time from your busy doing nothing, to translate that. Dude, you might as well jump now.


Me? Talk like that? I'm one of the select few who actually use proper grammar in IMs. I just wanted to see how annoyed folks would get if I ran the webpage through an online translator.

Verdict: Moderate success. Oh, and hi, Tony. :lol:
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Postby Molested.Peach. (cky) » Sun Nov 14, 2004 6:18 pm

I'm not updated with "L33t" Is that were you substitute in numbers for letters?
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Postby Anthony Roberts » Sun Nov 14, 2004 6:19 pm

Yes, hello, Alex. Please, don't frighten us like that, ever, EVER again.
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Postby hEarty » Sun Nov 14, 2004 6:20 pm

:shock:

That was scary... Please don't do it again
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Postby colonel » Sun Nov 14, 2004 6:29 pm

*You hear someone knock at the door from the bomb shelter.*
*You see a letter come from under the bomb shelter door. "Is the madness over yet?****
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Postby hEarty » Sun Nov 14, 2004 7:21 pm

*writes a note*
*drops the note*
*pulls letter under the door to the bomb shelter*
"Not even close"
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Postby colonel » Sun Nov 14, 2004 11:35 pm

*Reads note, panics, writes another note and passes it under the door.*
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