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Feline paralysis (n.) The condition in which a person is unable to move due to the presence of a cat on her or his lap.
“No, honey, I’m sorry. I can’t help you with the dishes. I have a cat on my lap.”
Non-cat owners are baffled by it. Almost every cat lover I’ve known has completely and implicitly understood it, and accepted it without question. The details and specifics may vary from cat lover to cat lover and from home to home … but almost every cat household I’ve known has some version of it.
The encatted person gets waited on hand and foot: food and drink are brought, dishes are carried away, electronic communication/entertainment devices are fetched. The disencatted person gets stuck with any and all household tasks that demand immediate attention.
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