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Just a bit of a laugh, any stupid or bad analogies you've heard, or thought of... that you definitely should? / shouldn't write!

*their love burned with the fiery intensity of a urinary tract infection*

*joy filled her heart like a fart fills a room with no windows*

*when she tried to sing, it sounded like a walrus giving birth to farm equipment*

*her eyes twinkled, like the moustache of a man with a cold*

Not emotes but lovers endearments:

"your teeth are like the stars, they come out at night"

And yes, I have had the next one used on me...
"your eyes are so beautiful, they look at each other"
then I married him anyway.

Otherside wrote:
*their love burned with the fiery intensity of a urinary tract infection*

*joy filled her heart like a fart fills a room with no windows*

Those are amazing. They SHOULD be written just so I can laugh.

There used to be this one character in QFN who was really awful at playing the violin. I wish I could remember how it was described, because it was awesome.

*she was like a magnet, attractive from the back, repulsive from the front*

*his eyes were like the stars, not because they sparkle, but because they were so far apart*

I'm a huge fan of this emoting style. The more negativity the better, it's a welcome change from the flood of beauty in Cantr. Especially when people comment on that oversized nose or a girl's manly shoulders.

These are hilarious. I wish I had half this skill.

kicking jay wrote:These are hilarious. I wish I had half this skill.

Believe it or not most of those were stolen from high school kids. It's not always skill, just thinking outside the box.

"You can take for granted that people know more or less what a street, a shop, a beach, a sky, an oak tree look like. Tell them what makes this one different." - Neil Gaiman

nice post