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Re: Things Cantrians would never say...
Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2014 6:40 pm
by Mee
I'm not gonna have sex on the ground..
Re: Things Cantrians would never say...
Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2014 6:46 pm
by BosBaBe
Mee wrote:I'm not gonna have sex on the ground..
"I'm not going to have sex on that couch in that public building either, it's disgusting. Imagine how many people have had sex on that! *shudders*"
Re: Things Cantrians would never say...
Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2014 7:19 pm
by Snickie
"Yes! Rats! I LOVE having rats in my town!"
Re: Things Cantrians would never say...
Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2014 7:28 pm
by hyrle
Cooked meat for dinner again?
Re: Things Cantrians would never say...
Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2014 7:29 pm
by miirkaelisaar
Snickie wrote:"Yes! Rats! I LOVE having rats in my town!"
"Aww, what a cutie! He wants to play!"
You get attacked by a rat, and you lose 0 percent strength. You saved 1 percent using your kite shield.
No but seriously one of mine says this every time LOL my characters who know what rats are think they're cute and just being playful because I have pet rats and I'm totally biased =P And they never attack the rats, but they poke them sometimes, and one of mine put a bucket over a rat that kept attacking him instead of killing it.
Re: Things Cantrians would never say...
Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2014 8:23 pm
by Snowdrop
miirkaelisaar wrote:my characters who know what rats are think they're cute and just being playful because I have pet rats and I'm totally biased =P And they never attack the rats, but they poke them sometimes, and one of mine put a bucket over a rat that kept attacking him instead of killing it.[/color]
Awww ^_^
Re: Things Cantrians would never say...
Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2014 9:54 pm
by BosBaBe
"Would you like some arrows to go with that bow/crossbow?"
Re: Things Cantrians would never say...
Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2014 11:30 pm
by Cdls
Are those onions organic?
Re: Things Cantrians would never say...
Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2014 11:36 pm
by BosBaBe
"Is that food fresh? How old is it?"
Re: Things Cantrians would never say...
Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2014 11:38 pm
by miirkaelisaar
"Oh, yeah, you can just toss that fresh dung into the kitchen for now."
Re: Things Cantrians would never say...
Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2014 11:40 pm
by BosBaBe
"How much calories does this food have? I'm on a diet" (at least I haven't seen this)
Re: Things Cantrians would never say...
Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2014 11:58 pm
by Cdls
Yo momma was so...*pauses* Oh wait...
Re: Things Cantrians would never say...
Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2014 11:59 pm
by Snickie
"Oh, no... I can't drink that brandy. It was brewed in the same room as that pile of dung a newspawn threw in there. It might be contaminated."
"Oh no, I can't have pizza. I'm gluten-free."
"You know, that meat you're eating now was probably a warthog's severed scrotum."
Re: Things Cantrians would never say...
Posted: Fri Jun 13, 2014 12:09 am
by Swingerzetta
this thread is quickly turning into 'things Cantrians really ought to say, because it would be amazing'
Re: Things Cantrians would never say...
Posted: Fri Jun 13, 2014 12:11 am
by Cdls
I've had too much to drink, maybe I shouldn't drive...