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Re: Things Cantrians would never say...
Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2014 1:04 am
by AshBee
I believe it eventually crumbles to animal parts also. I have a character who won't eat meat anymore after the incident with Cassandra and the bodies being locked up because someone made a comment on the radio about being careful of their meat stew. Now he doesn't trust meat because he really doesn't know the source.
Re: Things Cantrians would never say...
Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2014 1:20 am
by miirkaelisaar
Eeeew that's wrong on soooo many levels, how do I know I'm not making my knife out of some dead guy's arm?! I make food with that!!! Is that cannibalism? D=
Re: Things Cantrians would never say...
Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2014 5:17 am
by Joshuamonkey
Bodies crumble now? Wow, I didn't know that. I just knew that they get lighter over time.
"I'm okay with resource gathering taxes because I know it's used for the good of the community."
4371-7.18: You say: "We're going to take a vote now, everyone hand in your ballot!"
4371-7.18: a man in his twenties says: "Here's mine!"
4371-7.18: a woman in her twenties says: "Here you go!"
4371-7.18: a man in his thirties says: "Here's my vote!"
4371-7.18: a man in his twenties says: "Here it is."
4371-7.18: a woman in his fourties says: *pauses a moment looking at the ballot and then makes a mark in it* All right, I've decided. Here you go."
Re: Things Cantrians would never say...
Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2014 5:32 am
by SekoETC
It doesn't make animal parts, it just vanishes into nothingness.
Re: Things Cantrians would never say...
Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2014 10:36 pm
by God
Oh. My. Me.
Re: Things Cantrians would never say...
Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2014 11:35 pm
by Snowdrop
Oh, God, you're making me laugh too much today - bless yourself!

Re: Things Cantrians would never say...
Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2014 11:37 pm
by hyrle
The first post was funny. After that, it's kind of been overkill, and the other posts have lacked the brilliance of the first one.
In any case, back on topic:
Maybe I can tame this lion.
Re: Things Cantrians would never say...
Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2014 11:43 pm
by miirkaelisaar
or alternatively:
"I wonder if I can ride that elephant..." =P
seriously how cool would that be though...
Re: Things Cantrians would never say...
Posted: Thu Jun 19, 2014 12:20 am
by kicking jay
Eventually, all animals will be (theoretically) domesticatable! There's going to be that one crazy girl with a triad of lions walking around her, whom she sics on anybody who looks at her funny.
Re: Things Cantrians would never say...
Posted: Thu Jun 19, 2014 12:22 am
by Shedevil
There is a joke going around on one of my characters, that I have to ride a giraffe from one town to the next.

Re: Things Cantrians would never say...
Posted: Thu Jun 19, 2014 5:09 am
by dekalina
Bees need a live flowers to make honey. We shouldn't collect them before.
Re: Things Cantrians would never say...
Posted: Thu Jun 19, 2014 3:30 pm
by hyrle
Don't stick your hand in the beehive!
Re: Things Cantrians would never say...
Posted: Thu Jun 19, 2014 3:45 pm
by miirkaelisaar
"Are you insane?! Trying to stab that huge bear with a bone knife?!"
Re: Things Cantrians would never say...
Posted: Thu Jun 19, 2014 4:15 pm
by Vega
miirkaelisaar wrote:"Are you insane?! Trying to stab that huge bear with a bone knife?!"
Trying to punch a bear with your bare hands?
Re: Things Cantrians would never say...
Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2014 5:47 pm
by bnlphan
You see a man in his twenties whom you haven't seen before.
You see a man in his twenties take note.
You see a man in his twenties take note.
You see a man in his twenties take note.
You see a man in his twenties take note.
You see a man in his twenties take a new bone shield.
You see a man in his twenties take some grilled meat.
You see a man in his twenties slap a man in his twenties in the face.
You see a man in his twenties leaving unnamed location taking expressway to unnamed location.
You leave unnamed location taking expressway to unnamed location
You say, "Thanks for cleaning up, come back and see us."
You turn around.