Movie scenes adapted to Cantr
Posted: Thu Sep 16, 2010 1:11 pm
I'll make the first contribution:
Pulp Fiction
Scene: Marvin gets his face blown off
Scene opens: Vincent and Jules are in their car, returning from wiping out a town at the behest of their leader, Marsellus. Their informant, Marvin, is also with them. During the attack, all the townspeople's attacks against Jules missed. Jules believes this is some kind of divine intervention.
Vincent says: ...ever hear of the Stoneknights? There was this Stoneknight in town once who was talking about this time he got into a fight with some guy on a road. Over three days, he shot at this guy and nothing happened, he didn't hit nothin'. Ok, it was just him and this guy. I mean, You know, it's freaky, but it happens.
Jules says: Look, you wanna play blind man, go walk with the Mother. But me, my eyes are wide fuckin' open.
Vincent says: *scoffs* What the fuck does that mean?
Jules says: Means that's it for me. From here on in, you can consider my ass retired.
Vincent says: *swears* Oh Donii!
Jules says: Don't blaspheme.
Vincent says: Goddammit, Jules...
Jules says: *glances at Vincent* I said don't do that!
Vincent says: *turns and looks at Jules* Hey, you know, why you fuckin' freakin' out on us?
Jules says: *glances over slightly, still keeping his eyes on the road* Look, I'm tellin' Marsellus today I'm through.
Vincent says: Why don't you tell him at the same time why?
Jules says: Don't worry, I will.
Vincent says: Yea, and I bet you 10,000 grams of iron he laughs his ass off.
JUles says: I don't give a damn if he does.
Vincent says: *returns to looking forward, venting a small whistle through his teeth*
Vincent says: Marvin, what do you make of all this?
Marvin says: Man, I don't -even- have an opinion.
Vincent says: *turns in his seat, aiming his crossbow at Marvin's face* Well you -gotta- have an opinion. I mean, do you think that Donii came down through the Rift and made them miss...
You see Vincent expertly kill Marvin using a crossbow.
*notes explode everywhere*
Jules says: What the fuck's happenin'? Oh shit man!
Vincet says: Oh, man, I shot Marvin in the face!
Jules says: *turns and looks at the body quickly* Why the fuck you do that?
Vincent says: Well I didn't mean to do it, it was an accident!
Jules says: Oh, man, I've seen some crazy-ass shit in my time but this...
Vincent says: Chill out man, I told you it was an accident! (ooc: it was probably a bug or something)
Jules says: OOC: This wasn't no motherfuckin' bug!
Vincent says: (ooc: Look, I didn't mean to shoot the son-of-a-bitch! It just happened, I don't know why! I didn't even know that he was damaged already!)
Pulp Fiction
Scene: Marvin gets his face blown off
Scene opens: Vincent and Jules are in their car, returning from wiping out a town at the behest of their leader, Marsellus. Their informant, Marvin, is also with them. During the attack, all the townspeople's attacks against Jules missed. Jules believes this is some kind of divine intervention.
Vincent says: ...ever hear of the Stoneknights? There was this Stoneknight in town once who was talking about this time he got into a fight with some guy on a road. Over three days, he shot at this guy and nothing happened, he didn't hit nothin'. Ok, it was just him and this guy. I mean, You know, it's freaky, but it happens.
Jules says: Look, you wanna play blind man, go walk with the Mother. But me, my eyes are wide fuckin' open.
Vincent says: *scoffs* What the fuck does that mean?
Jules says: Means that's it for me. From here on in, you can consider my ass retired.
Vincent says: *swears* Oh Donii!
Jules says: Don't blaspheme.
Vincent says: Goddammit, Jules...
Jules says: *glances at Vincent* I said don't do that!
Vincent says: *turns and looks at Jules* Hey, you know, why you fuckin' freakin' out on us?
Jules says: *glances over slightly, still keeping his eyes on the road* Look, I'm tellin' Marsellus today I'm through.
Vincent says: Why don't you tell him at the same time why?
Jules says: Don't worry, I will.
Vincent says: Yea, and I bet you 10,000 grams of iron he laughs his ass off.
JUles says: I don't give a damn if he does.
Vincent says: *returns to looking forward, venting a small whistle through his teeth*
Vincent says: Marvin, what do you make of all this?
Marvin says: Man, I don't -even- have an opinion.
Vincent says: *turns in his seat, aiming his crossbow at Marvin's face* Well you -gotta- have an opinion. I mean, do you think that Donii came down through the Rift and made them miss...
You see Vincent expertly kill Marvin using a crossbow.
*notes explode everywhere*
Jules says: What the fuck's happenin'? Oh shit man!
Vincet says: Oh, man, I shot Marvin in the face!
Jules says: *turns and looks at the body quickly* Why the fuck you do that?
Vincent says: Well I didn't mean to do it, it was an accident!
Jules says: Oh, man, I've seen some crazy-ass shit in my time but this...
Vincent says: Chill out man, I told you it was an accident! (ooc: it was probably a bug or something)
Jules says: OOC: This wasn't no motherfuckin' bug!
Vincent says: (ooc: Look, I didn't mean to shoot the son-of-a-bitch! It just happened, I don't know why! I didn't even know that he was damaged already!)
Wow. Blown away. 
And I see I'm not the only one really bored.