Funny or interesting IC quotes

[Mitch79]

Found this amusing....

You say: "*he looks at a potato bringing it to his lips and taking a bite. He scrunches his nose a bit* Bleh...these are horrible. I'd much prefer your literature"

Character says: "Here, have some fairy steaks, they're not bad eating as long as you dont have to eat them for long"

Character gives you 200 grams of potatoes.

You say: "Uh...huh. *he nods a bit * I see...well all I'm concerned about right now is a bit of food"

Character says: "So and so is awake sometimes, I'm working for him to gain a flux capacitor for my timebike"

You say: "No...No I was definitely right about you. *he nods and chuckles at the man* Are you the only one that wakes around here?"

Character says: "*he tilts his head to the side for a moment* Seems a reasonable compromise. Perhaps we were wrong, and we're actually both sane after all"

You say: "*He chuckles lightly at the man and shakes his head* Don't hand me your ...reading material, and I wont eat it."

Character says: "*he regarded the other man* Likewise.. as long as you dont eat any more of my literature *he moved his small pile of bananas further away from the other man, just in case*"

You say: *he nods* Nice to meet you...I think"

Character says: "Name's Character, how bout you?"

You say: "*he looks back at the crazy man and raises a brow still chewing as he spoke up again* You got a name or shall I just call you lunatic?"

Character says: "*he stared, open-mouthed as the crazy guy ATE the brochure*"

You say: "*he blinks and stares back at the man for a long time, then slowly reached up peeling the banana further. He looked it over then shrugs and took a bite of the fruit chewing it up.* There's no pictures and no words!"

Character says: "Well of course there's none on the cover, thats just the promotional pictures to make you pick it up! Here, look! *he reached over and partly unpeeled the banana* See? There in the dimples!"

You say: "There's no words on this!!! *he waves the banana around in the man's face*"

Character says: "Why? You cant even read a simple brochure!"

You say: "I think youv'e just certified yourself as the crazy one mister."

Character says: "I'm so sorry, I didnt mean to offend"

Character says: "People probably couldn't read in the past"

Character says: "Sorry, I didnt even think"

You say: "*he stands there staring back at hte man now holding a banana in his hand* ...you've some serious issues....."

Character says: "There, read the brochure yourself!"

Character gives you 1 grams of bananas.

You say: "You ARE wearing air!!! *he blinks staring back at him*"

Character says: ""So comfortable, it feels like you're wearing air", says so right here on the brochure"

You say: "*he hesitated then reached out to poke the man in the arm* You ain't wearing nothing!!!!"

Character says: "It is designed to look that way, the ultimate in designer fashion and comfort."

You say: "*he raises a brow staring back at the man and looking him over. He then walks over taking the man's shield and putting it in the ground in front of him* Um..hate to break it to you but you're naked "

Character says: "I'm not naked! I'm wearing the latest Plastec 9000 transparent enviro suit!"

You say: "What about you, you're sitting out here naked and working of all things!"

Character says: "Indeed. If only we had some quantifiable test to take to confirm how crazy you are *he stroked his chin as if in deep thought*"

You say: "*he holds up a finger and started to speak, Hesitating he looks back at him and chuckles* Damn it, this could go on forever"

Character says: "Or, that you're crazier than either of us thought?"

You say: "*he grins wider* Well...I know you're crazy so you believing you are sane just means you're crazier than I thought."

Character says: "But I also know I'm sane"

You say: "*he raises a brow and smirks* Easy, because I know I'm sane so you must not be. "

Character says: "No, your future is our present, and how do you know its not you who's nuts?"

You say: "Uh..huh....well your future is my present and I think you're nuts"

Character says: "The future, mate."

You say: "What kind of place did I end up in....."

Character says: "*he nods in agreement* You're lucky, if we didnt get the Cryo-chamber online when we did, you'd have died over five thousand years ago"

You say: "*he opens his eyes looking back at the man with a raised brow*"

a man in his twenties says: "It is the year nine thousand you have been asleep for six thousand years...."

a woman in her twenties says: "*slowly sits up and yawn, right hand rushing up to rub at her eyes.* "Oh wow..What day is it?""

[EchoMan]

Yeah, nice on too.

[Darigan]

Wow i wish i had more conversations like that

[EchoMan]

I heard rumours that Captain Picard was heading my way IC. I was afraid I was going to have some similar discussions too.

[Naranjita]

Oh, why don't they learn to speak spanish and migrate to the spanish islands? We have no conversations like that here, it sucks!

[Faith]

*looks up* I had a lot of conversations like that in spanish. You only need to be in the right place in the right moment.

[Theda]

*looks up* I had a lot of conversations like that in spanish. You only need to be in the right place in the right moment.

+1

[Joshuamonkey]

Found this amusing....

Character says: "There, read the brochure yourself!"

Character gives you 1 grams of bananas.

Here's when I started laughing, and then I kept laughing.

[Pilot]

*looks up* I had a lot of conversations like that in spanish. You only need to be in the right place in the right moment.

With the right personality

[Faith]

*looks up* I had a lot of conversations like that in spanish. You only need to be in the right place in the right moment.

With the right personality

+1

[rain21]

3349-0.20: BBB says: "Are too! Are too! *she wraps her arms around herself and rocks side to side* Decidedly damp!"

3349-0.20: CCC says: "Its the wool socks' fault. *chuckles*"

3349-0.20: You say: "*her mouth drops and she garbs her foot* Are not! "

3349-0.19: BBB says: "No. *she wrinkles her nose up at AAA and grins* Your feet are sweaty."

3349-0.19: AAA say: "Bad *nods to CCC and chuckles at BBB* Pow? I like the action noise *watches her foot* Does this mean you're going to give me a foot massage too?"

3349-0.19: CCC says: "In a good kind of take it out? Or a bad way?"

3349-0.19: BBB says: "*She lightly swats the top of AAA's woolly foot* Pow!"

3349-0.19: BBB efficiently hurts AAA using a bare fist.

Bottom to top

[SekoETC]

Top to bottom:

3358-7.13: You notice newspawn whom you haven't seen before.

3358-7.15: You see newspawn expertly hurt a spectacled bear using a bare fist.

...

3359-1.00: You see a spectacled bear attack newspawn.

- I laughed a bit.

[Chroma Key]

This made me laugh... Edited a bit to keep it to those two.

Y says: "Aah *he frowns lightly at the woman's accent* You English isn't that good you know, Z?"
You say: "That's so naughty! *she raises a brow at Y then turns to Z* You speak just fine, Z, don't mind him. *she smiles* I'm X X."
Y says: "*he raises his brows and grins as he turns to X* Ow come on, she must know it already anyways"
You say: "The cheek of the man! *she shakes her head, amused* Y, you really must be my long lost son. *she chuckles then nods to W* It can wait for a bit."
Y says: "Long lost son? *he frowns, still smiling* Did you lose one?"
You say: "I must have them all around the island. *she grins* "
Y says: "*his browes shoot up further* You've got what?!"
You say: "*she leans against the window after rolling it down winking at Y* Just pulling your leg. *she grins*"
Y says: "Pfew, I was thinking some weird things! *he sighs softly then starts to drill*"
You say: "One thing's weird is the other's nature. *she smiles* "
Y says: "*he tilts his head a little, frowning lightly* True, bit some strange images crossed my mind *he chuckles softly*"
You say: "Feel free to share. *she shrugs* I used to be a soldier, nothing will make me blush. "
Y says: "*he straightens his face and looks at her* Okay, don't ask why, but when you said 'all around the island' I was thinking you're not old at all, so how does that work? Then I got the image of 20 pregnant men dancing around
You say: "*she listens curiously, her own face straight, slowly falling apart as first a smile then laughter bursts out of her lips* That's hilarious! *she slaps her thigh as she laughs*"
Y says: "*he blushes lightly and stands there grinning sheepishly* Yeah, it kinda is.."

I think it was his expression at the very end, which I could see very clearly, more than anything else that made me laugh.

[RedQueen.exe]

Seen after a death:

"*he seems utterly desolated*"

I might be the only person that finds these kinds of things funny, but I love it when someone chooses a similar-sounding word to the one that they clearly meant to use yet, in some abstract sense, is still kind of fitting.

[Snickie]

Malapropisms.