Funny or interesting IC quotes

[*Wiro]

Note title: Read Me
Note content: You are GAY now.

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[Debsy]

Note title: Read Me
Note content: You are GAY now.

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To be completely honest, I am annoyed by that note. (Not annoyed with the fact that you posted it. Just with the note hehe)

[Caesar]

It should be in the bad roleplaying thread as well, I guess.. But perhaps I am wrong!

[*Wiro]

lol I like it. Made me giggle.

and wtf, I did <insert flag here> but that disappeared, stupid HTML stuff.

[Caesar]

It sure was funny, I have to admit. But I think it was bad roleplaying as well.

Although it is actually perfectly possible for someone to do such a thing..

[*Wiro]

Why is it bad RP? Some characters just are like that.

[Caesar]

Although it is actually perfectly possible for someone to do such a thing..

I already thought that up.

[joo]

and wtf, I did <insert flag here> but that disappeared, stupid HTML stuff.

Go into your profile and disable "Always allow HTML", so that won't happen by default.

[Comy]

I think this is one of those things where you had to be there, but it made me laugh because it came out of absolutely nowhere. Bottoms up.

2649-4.14: a woman in her fifties says: "*she giggles* Well, we are bored, I think. Otherwise, why would we be discussing the sex life of the oldest woman alive? *she giggles again*"

2649-4.13: a woman in her sixties says: "*she grins* Yeah, talk about boring."

2649-4.11: a woman in her fifties says: "*she laughs and covers her mouth to muffle it* I don't know, I mean, they'd have to take a break every now and then. Between proper rest and screwing, they could definitely take up quite a bit of time *she pauses* Sounds like it'd be the worst routine ever, though."

2649-4.11: a woman in her sixties says: "Yeah. I wonder what they're doing inside all the time anyway. They can't possibly spend ALL their time screwing."

[SekoETC]

Um, who were they talking about?

[Mr. Black]

General: "As a result of DOD budget cutbacks, we are forced to reduce the size of the force. Under CRAP, older soldiers will go on early retirement, thus permitting the retention of lower paid soldiers who represent the Army's future. A program to phase out older soldiers via retirement by the end of the current fiscal year will be placed in effect. The program will be known as Retire Active Personnel Early (RAPE). Soldiers who are RAPEd will be given the opportunity to seek civilian employment within the Department of the Army. To that end, RAPEd soldiers will be required to fill out numerous DA Forms (currently in the development, test, and evaluation stage) detailing their education and experience. This phase does not guarantee retired soldiers a civil service position; it does, however, guarantee that the soldier's unique capabilities will be considered before being bypassed in the hiring process. This phase of CRAP is known as Survey of Capabilities of Retired Warriors (SCREW). Soldiers who have been RAPEd and SCREWed may request review of their situation by higher authority. This is the Study by Higher Authority Following Termination (SHAFT) phase. CRAP policy dictates that a soldier may be RAPEd once, SCREWed twice, but may be SHAFTed as many times as the Army leadership deems appropriate. If a soldier follows the above procedures, he or she will be entitled to get Half Earnings for Retired Personnel Early Severance (HERPES). As HERPES is considered a benefit payment, any soldier who gets HERPES will no longer be RAPEd or SCREWed by the Army. The Army leadership wishes to assure younger soldiers who remain on active duty that the Army will continue its policy of ensuring that soldiers are well trained through our Special High Intensity Training (SH*T) program. The Army takes pride in the amount of SH*T our soldiers receive and can boast that it gives its soldiers more SH*T than any other service. If a soldier feels he or she does not get enough SH*T, see your commander. Your commander is especially trained to make sure you receive all the SH*T you can stand.

[Caesar]

General: "As a result of DOD budget cutbacks, we are forced to reduce the size of the force. Under CRAP, older soldiers will go on early retirement, thus permitting the retention of lower paid soldiers who represent the Army's future. A program to phase out older soldiers via retirement by the end of the current fiscal year will be placed in effect. The program will be known as Retire Active Personnel Early (RAPE). Soldiers who are RAPEd will be given the opportunity to seek civilian employment within the Department of the Army. To that end, RAPEd soldiers will be required to fill out numerous DA Forms (currently in the development, test, and evaluation stage) detailing their education and experience. This phase does not guarantee retired soldiers a civil service position; it does, however, guarantee that the soldier's unique capabilities will be considered before being bypassed in the hiring process. This phase of CRAP is known as Survey of Capabilities of Retired Warriors (SCREW). Soldiers who have been RAPEd and SCREWed may request review of their situation by higher authority. This is the Study by Higher Authority Following Termination (SHAFT) phase. CRAP policy dictates that a soldier may be RAPEd once, SCREWed twice, but may be SHAFTed as many times as the Army leadership deems appropriate. If a soldier follows the above procedures, he or she will be entitled to get Half Earnings for Retired Personnel Early Severance (HERPES). As HERPES is considered a benefit payment, any soldier who gets HERPES will no longer be RAPEd or SCREWed by the Army. The Army leadership wishes to assure younger soldiers who remain on active duty that the Army will continue its policy of ensuring that soldiers are well trained through our Special High Intensity Training (SH*T) program. The Army takes pride in the amount of SH*T our soldiers receive and can boast that it gives its soldiers more SH*T than any other service. If a soldier feels he or she does not get enough SH*T, see your commander. Your commander is especially trained to make sure you receive all the SH*T you can stand.

You killed me.

[Dudel]

I literally cried that was so funny! XD

[Litchin_flip]

That was really funny!

[joo]

Why did you censor SHIT?