The I AM thread. (The 4-day rule applies!)

[deadboy]

I am a person who may well of just had a complete mental breakdown

[Joshuamonkey]

I am
more happy now than I was before.

[N-Aldwitch]

I am.. (secret)

I am a colonist, battling off natives who attacked my friends.

I am a liar, pretending to have been kept against my will, and as a result earning a vehicle and many materials to start a business.

I am alone with just one other older lady. She came from far away. Together we're trying to build up a town bordering a sea in an uncolonised land.

I escaped a crazed tribe leader and town leader who together massacred many people, including almost killing one for being homosexual. Now relaxing peacefully and serving out my final days on a boat drifting no-where.. it was my wish to die of hunger slowly sailing into the sun than die in the cold prisons, now I'm living that wish.

I am friends with a man who was once part of a nice group called the TBR. Just went out searching for resources on this massive island! and found plenty. Can't wait to return it all to boss!

I am plotting to kill a colonist who left me here for nothing. Bastard.

I am now in jail for a foiled plan.. the jail sentence is crazy! And I am hungry..

I just got a thief killed, returned to town where my efforts were forgotten. They didn't even know my name.

I am starting a business. Found some stone on the ground to do it. Hope no one minds!

I am becoming rich fast. I'm quite young, only a couple of years past my spawn date, and already own a couple of claymores and iron shields.

I followed some guy because I felt like it. Turned out he was injured so I decided to call him a thief. It got better- he came out saying he was a thief and was sorry. Wow! What luck. I should do this more often!

I am lost in this massive world! There are few strands of people here and there.. but that's it!

I am hiding inside, away from the dangerous animals, too scared to do anything in case they bash the door down..!

[SekoETC]

I followed some guy because I felt like it. Turned out he was injured so I decided to call him a thief. It got better- he came out saying he was a thief and was sorry. Wow! What luck. I should do this more often!

lol What a luck indeed. Now wounded people often tend to be thieves, unless it was an animal that did it. As long as they're not carrying any sharp metallic large objects, it sounds like worth a shot, at least if you can get some of their haul.

[Agar]

I am ... a former note thief now partially in charge of a town I stole notes from, and wondering if it matters to anyone ...

Yup, no one cares. Really. Still blocked about my future. No idea what tomorrow brings anymore, but I don't really care about it anymore either.

I care! Finally ... and now I can find peace and quiet ... and happiness.

Dead. Sad and happy, but over all, glad the fighting is done.

I am ... stranded on an island packed with hostile animals and wondering if the man with the key to the boat is EVER going to wake up...

Got back home, very much to my regret. Currently trying to find a place to lay down and die. After some answers.

Never got any answers. Leading a miserable life, but making plans on escaping, and cursing myself for my honesty ...

Dead. Left will. No one on that island now, thank god.

I am ... A leader in denial, priest without robes, tireless worker and merciless hunter.

Less priest, even less mercy for the animals (I was "blessed by Aki"), losing leadership and becoming more insular, since everytime I leave, things seem to go to shit.

More preist, much more archetict, and wishing we had timber for a stone quarry ... close to 2.5 metic tons of meat need to get stored...

Stored the meat, arguably the largest single pile in cantr (3+ metric tons). Had a holiday when we filled a cottage, TO THE GRAM, with nothing be fresh dung. Recovering from the news of old friends being killed in a massacre in a land already filled with danger.

I am ... glad to be lost at sea, so long as we never find TBR again.

Seem to be hanging out with Surlys #9.

Really man, WTF you SOB?!?! I just can't ... it's too much to deal with...

Trying desperately to save everyone in the land, even if it means they all have to die.

I am ... getting tired of gathering rubber. Gezze!

Still reeling from the news, stunned, and starting a new religeon ... again ...

Nearly done, after a short musical intermission ... Man this is taking a long time to carve ...

UPGRADED! Life's never been better. The one character I'll never lose as long as I'm playing.

I am ... reconsidering exactly why I wanted to sail if it's that easy to get lost.

Found my way and a new passage to a great land ... only to have everyone and the horse they rode in on doing the same thing. But now, I have a new plan ...

The first part was easy ... the second part ... not so much. Sure hope she brings my boat back ...

Off plan, back on plan, adding to the plan, maybe it'll even work ...

I am ... sailing around the world. Still.

Finally found the northern edge of a vast new land. (Really, it's like, stupid huge) Now I can get back on course ... one I figure out how far back I have to go to get about where I started ...

Still circling ... but making good progress.

The source of my sig, damn swedes (j/k I know it's not your fault)

I am ... still laughing at the assholes of Bob.

I am ... counting our food supply. How many days before we have to turn back? Can this thing go any faster?

I don't wanna grow up, I'm a Toys'rus kid ...

In love. And when we get settled down, I'm not leaving sight of land again. I'm tired of sailing!

I am ... still repairing things. Does it ever stop?

Yay! I'm done with repairing. Now, WOOD! I like the wood.

Everyone's dead ... does that mean I'm in charge? Are people going to start waking up now?

Forget them. I'm leaving.

I am ... sharing one of the most powerful weapons of the land with my allys!!!

Pass that bone spear back once you've hunted, ok?

Made lots of good friends here, and we're finding stuff, things look good, but still, bone spears ... can't we do better?

Learned a little Lithuanian in character, but wanderlust has taken hold agian. I wonder how much use I can get outta my ride...

One new one :

I am EXPERT!!!!! except with the one thing. Too bad, being expert at everything is fun. And soon ... PARTY ACROSS THE LAND UNTILL WE RUN OUT OF ROAD!!!!!

Dead

New (sorta)

I was going to surprise you all, but in this sleepy backwater? Found a big city, got a JOB! Decided running was better, never gonna catch me, someone else did...

DEAD

I was going to make an army like never before! concealable, cheap, and in MASS ... but that takes too much time. Why aren't I dead yet? Wait, I am. ... P.S. I'm also quick on the draw. Ever find that missing stuff

DEAD

I was here for the ladies. Then I went out of my mind. All your base are belong to me. Goodbye.

DEAD

[deadboy]

I am a person who may well of just had a complete mental breakdown

Whew, things just keep happening, and happening right now

And so, right now I am a man whose unwantedly quiet existance is being livened up a little by old friends and new visitors, and he is having to take full control of all of them

[Leo Luncid]

"I am the proof that nothing exists, for I am nothing. Having no notice to any of my surroundings and long sleeps, I'm with no motivation to do anything besides farming for food. Nearing my thirties and still having not saying anything, I became mute without a reason to care. It's not like anyone cares or will ever care about me, as long as I'm in this deep dive into nonexistence."

Wow, it's so much easier and even somewhat fun to develop my characters this way.

[zisked]

I AM . . .a boy in a man's body who idolizes his boss and loves his work. But he's beginning to wonder if he should find a nice girl to marry.

Still working and shielded by blessed oblivion to anything unpleasant surrounding him. Met a girl he thought was nice, but found out that if he can't understand iron, he sure as heck can't understand women.

I AM . . .a mentally disturbed wanderer who is now on a quest to find a certain individual and trying to avoid the Stone Knights because they scare him.

Gave up the search and settled for the security of a job. If I dig, they leave me alone.

I AM . . .a young woman helping to found a community who does not want to lead, but constantly steps up to the plate when called upon.

Glad to be home, but frustrated that things aren't turning out as I planned. I wish he hadn't left.

I AM . . .a genial fellow who wants to travel and sell ice cream.

So very bitter. How I hate people.

I AM . . .a young woman who always does what's in her best interest and has joined an organization that suited her needs well for a time, but is now thinking of leaving to strike out on her own and see if she can do better.

This is getting old. I think I'll mosey on along soon since I'm not getting anything staying here.

I AM . . .a young woman who was traumatized early-on when she feigned the sleeping sickness for a few weeks to avoid being killed by bandits. She is waiting for the chance at revenge and feels useless because she can't fight.

He's so wonderful. Now if only some of the other citizens would calm down so the rest of us can all just live our lives in peace!

I AM . . .a priest who's utter misogyny has yet to publically surface as he builds a following.

Still working on that following.

I AM . . .a sleepy woman on a boat with a sleepier captain who is convinced she's going to starve to death before he wakes and finds land but has grown increasingly apathetic about it.

Was randomly beat to death with no explanation.

I AM . . .the equivalent of an evangelical Christian in my recruiting tactics.

Have toned it down since I was attacked without warning by multiple parties who took offense to a superior tract which they are too deluded to accept.


I am a map maker and song writer on a big island that's completely deserted! I haven't seen a soul in half a decade, but my songs and map keep me hale, hearty and happy! That and the ten kilos of food I carry on my back as I slowly make my way along the roads.

[N-Aldwitch]

I am.. (secret)

Okay fine one hint.

I am.. destroyed.

[Nixit]

I am in prison for life, tormented by my actions, but even more by the thoughts that surround them.

I am in a prison like place, and have been for over 8 years. I am the oldest in this wretched place, but I faith that one day I will be free. One day.

I am sleeping.

I am working to create not only a prospering business but I am working on a way to liven up the town. Music seems to do it for me.

[N-Aldwitch]

I am sleeping.

Oh that one.


Actually I know all your characters except the bottom one.

[Nixit]

*sighs* Indeed you do.

[brolly_boy]

I am a Freelance Mineworker/warrior
I am a one eyed councilor
I am a lone knight of a kingdom full of deaths,
I am in love with a beautiful lady,
I am trying to starve because my fiancée died
I am an umbrella man
I am an orc
I am a possible fighter for the AlexiLad Empire
I am weird
I am 3 georges sleeping.
I am a comedian

thats it..

[Leo Luncid]

With nothing to live for Nothing to say
I decide to throw my Life away
Forsaking Everything but a note
That I wrote and learned in hope
Yet nothing's gained, nothing...
Obsessing with nothing
Yes, the essence of nothing...

...

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Er, I'm not sure if someone who reads this will freak out that I'm in some depressive state, but just in case, don't; because that's just a poem of what my character would be thinking right about now. Sorry, in some certain way, I guess. Should've just done the traditional "I am" thing...

[tiddy ogg]

An update.
I am retracing the route of the last journey I made with my wife before she died, now with another female companion, who seems very nice, and has had her own sad tale, which I hope she's about to divulge. I am afraid of getting too attached to her after my despair at my earlier loss.

I amcontinuing to administer my town, I think efficiently enough, and there has been peace for a while now, which suits me.

I am the law officer in a friendly town which is generally crime free, becoming even more concerned about the evil intention of the local wildlife, which most people still consider harmless.

I have been sailing all my life, and had plans to build a bigger boat, but my companion has just died so I am at a bit of a loose end, floating around this sparsely populated island.

I have walked this continent for 9 years, and eventually found a place to settle down, but immediately caught a disease which has left disturbing after-effects.