The New Guy (Expanded)

[Nixit]

Sounds good to me.

[AoM]

Oh you can try to ignore this thread. But it's not gonna go away. Not unless an admin stops it.

The post wars continue.

[Nixit]

Yarrr! *grabs his pitchfork*

[AoM]

POST WARS: EPISODE LXIII

The heroes of the rebel alliance continue to use the noob's
well-meant but ultimately meaningless topic to undermine
the crushing tyranny of those who would attempt to maintain
order and relevence on the forums. Using decisive post-and-run
tactics, the rebels have gained a 5-page foothold at the top
of the strategically critical General Discussion forum.

Little do the rebels suspect that their valiant efforts are being
thwarted from within. Traitorous defectors who obviously don't
have enough free time on their hands have attempted to place
a boycott on the topic, refusing to post unless significant interest
is once again instilled through posting. This disturbing lack of faith
has sent a dangerous wave of ignorance across the forums,
suggesting that further posting is futile and dumb. Such a suggestion
easily sways the herd-like mentality of the forum frequenters. All
the while, the iron fists of the dreaded Admins draw ever nearer to
locking the thread.

At this time of peril, one rebel has engaged in a desperate
bid to save the resistance. By (badly) parodying an already
over-parodied subject, our hero hopes that his meager display
will draw at least a few more comments for a time... at the very
least, his post count will have gone up by 1.

The POST WARS continue...

[Nick]

*milks the joke*