Funny or interesting IC quotes

[15454]

I thought Devin was sane?

guess i was misinformed.

I never knew these things happened while I am not present outside in town.

[Zanthos]

maybe i should quote all the recorded conversations between mr. s and xantir...

they're not that funny though.

[15454]

maybe i should quote all the recorded conversations between mr. s and xantir...

they're not that funny though.

1. There is to many.
2. They are all pointless.
3. Its a waste of time.

[Zanthos]

hehe, its not too hard, i had already taken the time to compile them into a note. but pointless and a waste of time? your right. if they were funny, i might have. but nah.

[Oasis]

I thought Devin was sane?

guess i was misinformed.

Just to clear up any misconceptions, this is not the Devon Dobbs of Djorf Hills North, but an imposter who stole his name. This incident I assume is very old, as I think that Devon died quite some time ago.

[SekoETC]

(Gahak has just docked to Mirovash.)

1984-6: boy with weird bracelet says: "I think thats him?"

1984-6: Gahak says: "Yeah, that's me."

1984-6: boy with weird bracelet says to Gahak (privately): Are you the guy trying to kill everyone?"

1984-6: Gahak says to boy with weird bracelet: "Well, not everyone, just stone knights. But I'm afraid I'm gonna have to hit some people here to get the message through."

That was pretty funny.

[15454]

I thought Devin was sane?

guess i was misinformed.

Just to clear up any misconceptions, this is not the Devon Dobbs of Djorf Hills North, but an imposter who stole his name. This incident I assume is very old, as I think that Devon died quite some time ago.

After rereading that passage, your right, The governor would know if the town he governed had a spindle or not.

[Oasis]

I also doubt his player would rp anything such as toothpaste, which isn't in the game. Or the flavours mint or cherry, which can't be found on his island.

[Elros]

Getting back on topic, this is to be read Cantr style(bottom to top):

1997-0.34: Angus says: "*Adjusts his loin cloth, blushing slightly*"

1997-0.33: Sara says: "*she coughs* Angus....I do mean Angus...*she blushes and pulls the hood of her silken robe to hide her face*"

1997-0.33: Angus says: "*laughs* Anus?"

1997-0.33: Sara says: "*she waves* Come Anus... give me a hand..."

1997-0.33: Sara says: "I have come to gather a bit of salt."

1997-0.33: Sara says: "This is my spawnplace... Seatown Lakeside.. *she grins as she looks about* Loki? is that you? Remember me? I am Sara....."

1997-0.32: Angus says: "Er, so where are we?"

1997-0.32: Angus says: "Whoa, are we there already?"

[Elros]

Haha, I have another one that happened today. Pretty funny I think. I changed the names of the characters to protect their identites, but nothing else was changed. Read bottom up like Cantr:

1997-3.12: Bob says: "Dat thunk shouldda fix his head. "

1997-3.12: Bob says: "He broken! "

1997-3.12: You see a Bob novicely hurt Newspawn using a bone club.

1997-3.11: Jim says: "*He looks oddly at the man* Irobot? What do you mean by basic programming? And why do you keep beeping?"

1997-3.11: Sarah says: "*she blinks* Is that your name? Robot?"

1997-3.10: a Newspawn says: "Beep! Greetings: I am irobot and I require basic programming. Beep!"

[johntsai]

And to continue with that funny quote in game, this was the response. (I changed the name of the character to match Elros's post)

1997-3.14: Newspawn says: "Beep! Request for data: what is my basic function? Beep!"

1997-3.12: Bob says: "Dat thunk shouldda fix his head. "

1997-3.12: Bob says: "He broken! "

[SekoETC]

lol That's funny. And not the first time someone is rp'ing to be a robot.

[Zanthos]

i would totally twist his transistor.

[Nakranoth]

A villian is spawned... Classic Cantr style.

.27: You say: "Thief! That's terrible! *shakes his head* That would hurt people's feeling if I did that."

.27: Corinne says: "I'm not well versed in evil either.. although, *she looks up thoughtfully* we did have a thief here recently."

.27: You say: "*tilts his head* Well... then do you have any better ideas? I must admit I'm kindof new to this whole evil thing..."

.26: Corinne says: "I wouldn't consider rabbit poking and raw potatoe eating to be particularly fiendish either. *she grins*"

.26: You say: "Ah! Indeed! I see you cutting into the bones of your slain. *laughs boisteriously*"

.26: Corinne says: "Well, we have such a small community.. I'd welcome any new faces."

.26: You say: "*looks around suspiciously* Unless, this isn't the peaceful upright city I first thought it to be... *suddenly smiles a crooked smile*"

.26: You say: "*looks at her amazed* You would openly welcome such a fiend as myself into your community?"

.25: Corinne says: "Ah, well... *she starts to laugh but clears her throat instead* I'm Corinne. Welcome! *begins whittling faster*"

.25: You say: "Yes, tremble before my rule of Chaos!"

.25: Corinne says: "*she giggles* Hello there.. your name is Dnalrag then?"

.25: You say: "*laughs sinisterly after swallowing* Eating only half the potato! Such waste and mayhem!"

.25: You say: "*begins digging up potatoes* What Dastardly deed shall next I perform? *pulls a full potato from the ground and takes a bite*"

.24: You say: "Hares and Performer of General Misdeeds is here!"

.24: You poke a rabbit.

.24: You say: "*holds up his hands and in a loud almost squeeky voice* Beware for Dnalrag, the uhhm, Sinister Tormenter of, err, *glances around*"

[SumBum]

lol cute, Nakranoth.