Funny or interesting IC quotes

[Marian]

ROFL! That was a good one! (SO funny I'll even forgive him for being named 'Elrond'.)

[meghann]

WHY?

[Marian]

Hey, I've RPed in fantasy games for years...any tolerance I ever had for Tolkien-ripoffs has long since been stripped away.

[brolly_boy]

The name isnt Elrond Númenessë for nothing, it isnt LOTR spoof, i will have you know that it is my real name in elven, a site you can search on google

[Sho]

Well, how do you do Stardome Firstwest!

Using your real name in Cantr is usually not recommended - invites CR breaches, intentional or accidental. The risk is small that someone who hates you OOC will actually go out and kill your characters, but since it's not all that much work to make up a name . . .

[Marian]

Damn, beat me to it!

(Don't you know only nerds read the Silmarillion!)

[brolly_boy]

well it sint my name, it is a one way transfer, you would haev to try every name possible, and i think multiple names come out the same thing

[Mafia Salad]

I wouldn't worry about it. If you used your real real life name and the names of your friends and family as your characters then I'd suggest changing them. As for me, I've gotten my names from typing random numbers into my cell phone memo pad with the T9 on and much odder places, even naming one after a dead horse.

I suggest pet name sites if you're stuck for names. They are more unique then baby names and there are around 35 kagillion names in those databases.

[Crosshair]

1546-1.03: You see Elrond Númenessë (a man in his twenties) leaving the central area of Doryiskom, entering Doryiskom Medical Center.

1546-1.03: Elrond Númenessë (a man in his twenties) says: "thanks Zara, il be back tomorrow or so, I could use a kip *pulls down the headband*"

1546-1.03: Loki Aswerth (a man in his thirties) says: "*Laughs*"

1546-1.03: Zara Gaspillage (a woman in her twenties) says: "There you go. Elrond, you can go lie down in the Medical Centre, if you want. There's a cot and a fur rug."

1546-1.03: You see Zara Gaspillage (a woman in her twenties) give a new bone knife to Elrond Númenessë (a man in his twenties).

1546-1.03: You see Zara Gaspillage (a woman in her twenties) take a new bone knife.

1546-1.03: Elrond Númenessë (a man in his twenties) says: "Loki, shut up you twit *smiles*"

1546-1.02: Loki Aswerth (a man in his thirties) says: "Yeah, go for the other one."

1546-1.02: Elrond Númenessë (a man in his twenties) says: "good point *groans* im gonna try and stand up *tries to stand up but falls back down* ah.. bugger *grins* il be fine, could someone pass me my knife again?"

1546-1.02: Zara Gaspillage (a woman in her twenties) says: "Well....what did you expect really?"

1546-1.02: Elrond Númenessë (a man in his twenties) says: "Still hurts like hell thow..."

1546-1.01: Zara Gaspillage (a woman in her twenties) says: "It's not bleeding anymore, Elrond."

1546-1.01: Elrond Númenessë (a man in his twenties) says: "*shakes a bit* oo,,,kk..aaay *tries to sit up but grimaces* aah tt hurts , ist bleedingg? "

1546-1.01: Zara Gaspillage (a woman in her twenties) says: "True, Loki. I'd forgotten."

Zara Gaspillage (a woman in her twenties) says: "Ok, Elrond, I think it's stopped bleeding. Do you want to try to sit up? I'll stay right here beside you."

You see Zara Gaspillage (a woman in her twenties) talking to Loki Aswerth (a man in his thirties).

You see Loki Aswerth (a man in his thirties) talking to Zara Gaspillage (a woman in her twenties).

You see Zara Gaspillage (a woman in her twenties) talking to Loki Aswerth (a man in his thirties).

Zara Gaspillage (a woman in her twenties) says: "It's not too bad, Elrond. I'm just going to press a bit to stop the blood.*with one hand she covers his eye, and with the other strokes his hair*. "

Elrond Númenessë (a man in his twenties) says: "*tries to lie still*"

You see Elrond Númenessë (a man in his twenties) drop a new bone knife.

You see Loki Aswerth (a man in his thirties) talking to Zara Gaspillage (a woman in her twenties).

Zara Gaspillage (a woman in her twenties) says: "*sits down by Elrond* Ok, Elrond. just lie still for a minute. Let me look."

Zara Gaspillage (a woman in her twenties) says: "Elrond, do you need help?"

Elrond Númenessë (a man in his twenties) says: "AAAAAAH *falls to the ground holding his head* BUGGER that HURT *thrashes about* *throws away knife before I hurt myself more*"

You see Rand (a man in his twenties) arriving in Doryiskom, coming from highway to Doryiskom Mountains.

You see Zara Gaspillage (a woman in her twenties) talking to Loki Aswerth (a man in his thirties).

You see Elrond Númenessë (a man in his twenties) skillfully hurt Elrond Númenessë (a man in his twenties) using a knife.

Elrond Númenessë (a man in his twenties) says: "LJ, please stop the long speeches, my head hurtes from my eye anyway... about my eye, i guess im gonna get it out again *slips uo headband and winks* that is the last straw..."

I was there for that and well... :S is all i'd say...

[Joshuamonkey]

The risk is small that someone who hates you OOC will actually go out and kill your characters, but since it's not all that much work to make up a name . . .

Or the other way around.

If you used your real real life name and the names of your friends and family as your characters then I'd suggest changing them.

...

[brolly_boy]

i can hardly go change my name if about 2 dozen or more people already know me by it

[Crosshair]

Never mind, you could just say you'd ratherr be known as so and so since your current name is associated with rash decisions and self mutilation?

Tor is not impressed.

[notsure]

He lives in Dory. What else can you expect other than rash decisions and self-mutilation? Don't change, Elrond! We love you.

notsure

[brolly_boy]

yeah right who are you then? i guess, i sure have made Elrond... well, different is a word for it i suppose

[Phalynx]

1562-2: Dax says to you: "*She smiles* Okay!"
1562-2: You say to Dax: "Can we be non touching friends?"
1562-2: You say to Dax: "I can see that would work.... *fumbles
around under his loincloth* he feeels good to touch yourself there... I
never knew..."
1562-2: You say to Ema Rogers.: "I think I understand a little better
now... I'm glad I'm weaing a loincloth now... Dax made it grow...
*looks embarrased*"
1562-2: Dax says to you: "Yep. Sometimes men touch eachother or
women touch eachother. I don't have a boyfriend, I have a girlfriend. And
we touch eachother."
1562-2: You say to Dax: "Well thank you for opening my eyes... I am
eternally gratefull... do men and women tocuh each other a lot?"
1562-2: You see Dax talking to Ema Rogers..
1562-2: Dax says to you: "Sorry, I'm already taken..."
1562-2: You say to Dax: "Can I touch you again.. that felt all funny
inside... I think my thingy is a bit bigger now..."
1562-2: You say: "*sighs* Well I feel a little better educated
now.... Do any girls want to be my friend>"
1562-2: Dax says to you: "Sorry.. you have a get a girlfriend to do
more... *she smiles and lets go*"
1562-2: Ema Rogers. says to you: "*she grins* What's under the loin
cloth, young man...."
1562-2: You say to Dax: "Mmm yes.."
1562-2: You say: "But I thought that was called a loin cloth..."
1562-2: Dax says to you: "*she grabs his penis again* This?"
1562-2: You say to Dax: "Could you do that again.. I enjoyed that?"
1562-2: Ema Rogers. says to you: "*she shakes her head* No..please
don't think I'm laughing at you...I'm just laughing at what Dax has said.
*she nods* I am Ema Rogers...*she nods towards his lower body, mainly
his manhood and grins* I believe that's what she was talking about when
she said you are penised. *she grins*"
1562-2: You say: "*blushes and looks very flustered*"
1562-2: Dax says to you: "*she grabs his penis* This is a penis.
*she grabs his hand and moves it under her dress, over her vagina*
That's a vagina. Get it?"
1562-2: You say to Ema Rogers.: "*blushes looking a little angry* why
are you laughing at me, I don't even know your name...."
1562-2: You say to Dax: "There's something you are not telling me..."
1562-2: You say: "Girlfriend... *looks quizical* of course I would
like some friends, thats why I chose to settle down here..."
1562-2: Dax says: "Only if you get a girlfriend. *she winks*"
1562-2: Ema Rogers. says: "*she is unable to contain herself any
longer and starts laughing*"
1562-2: You say: "Do I get to be vagina'ed when I get older then?"
1562-2: Dax says: "I'm vagina'ed. You're penised. *she smiles*"
1562-2: You say: "I'm not sure I follow what you are all talking
about..?"
1562-2: Dax says: "I think I'm going to introduce myself like that
from now on."
1562-2: Ema Rogers. says: "*she laughs* Sorry, Dax...*she nods* I
would hope so. *she grins*"
1562-2: Dax says: "*She pokes Ema* Stay awake."
1562-2: Dax says: "Vaginal, apparently. *she smiles*"
1562-2: Ema Rogers. says: "*she fights the urge to laugh* How are you
Dax? *she grins*"
1562-2: Dax says: "Do you not know? Do you need to check?"
1562-2: Chris Hanover says: "*he chuckles and shakes his head*"
1562-2: Dax says: "You are."
1562-2: You say: "Hmm Am I penised?"
1562-2: You see Dax talking to Alicia.
1562-2: Dax says: "*she giggles* Penised? I like that word."
1562-2: Alicia says: "*laughs* Well put!"
1562-2: Brother of the Nosse says: "There's hardly a need to divide
people futher with religion. We all struggle quite stridently enough
without more impediments to our love."
1562-2: Brother of the Nosse says: "*nods* Usually because the one
espousing his virtues is similarly penised. The opposite is true were
the speaker more *chuckles* vaginal."
1562-1: You see Dax talking to Alicia.
1562-1: You see Alicia talking to Dax.
1562-1: Alicia says: "*reads through Darque's notes* Pfft...why is it
the "great holy one" is always a man?"

1562-1: You see Darque Dais, Herald of the End and Prophet of the One
Above drop a note.

Made me giggle anyway....

(do cantrians even have genitals? Was I taking the find out in game rule too far? )