Funny or interesting IC quotes

[Phalynx]

Smoke *herbal* cigarrettes you will understand then!

[Joshuamonkey]

rofl, I don't smoke...and I never will. herbal or whatever as well.

[Phalynx]

Gooooood! Keep it that way!

[notsure]

From a note in Stachni Hills South: Note --WANTED- A man named Ramza, for the theft of 2 swords from Stachni Hills South. He is armed and leacherous.-

notsure

[SekoETC]

Leacherous!! *rotf*

[Doug R.]

I can say with total authority that the person who wrote that

1) Didn't know what that word meant at the time
2) Spelled it wrong

Talk about taking 30 years to discover a word you thought meant one thing means another -very- different thing.

[Marian]

WOuld that person be you? So what did you think it meant?

[Doug R.]

Er, vile, generally bad, deceitful. Boy was I wrong!

[Cherize]

From a note in Stachni Hills South: Note --WANTED- A man named Ramza, for the theft of 2 swords from Stachni Hills South. He is armed and leacherous.-

notsure

I've heard men refer to them as shafts, but never swords, before.

[Razorlance]

From a note in Stachni Hills South: Note --WANTED- A man named Ramza, for the theft of 2 swords from Stachni Hills South. He is armed and leacherous.-

notsure

I've heard men refer to them as shafts, but never swords, before.

That sounds painful.

[Joshuamonkey]

Well...it could still fit.

[Phalynx]

Kind of accidental CRB here:

1542-2.29: You say: "*whistles to himself*"

1542-2.29: ***** Mac Gregor says: "Pipeline?"

1542-2.29: You say: "Ah Ok, things are in the pipeline...some changes are afoot Ah ken!"

[Nixit]

Well, here's some of Petunia's humor, cause it's so great.

I edited it a bit, for CRB reasons. Bottom Up.

Petunia says: "...'cause I'm gettin' sleepy in this rocky, rocky boat on these rocky, rocky waves."

Petunia says: "*nods and turns to Tammy* We ready to leave now?"

You say: "*laughs* I'll remember that, for sure."

Petunia says: "Yep. If you ever get 'em then you just gotta stop everythin' else you're doin' and focus on restin'. Laughin' and gigglin' help, too."

You say: "*breaks into a smile* Well, that's good."

Petunia says: "But like I said you feel better for gettin' rid of it and you do get to talk funny for a bit afterwards."

Petunia says: "*removes her fingers and starts to wipe them on the railing and then see's Tammy's face. She wipes them on her bikini bottoms instead*"

You say: "*her face scrunches in disgust* Oh dear... those don't seem pleasant."

Petunia says: "Well, they're not the best thing to have. Your nose gets all tickly and you want to breathe in a lot and you keep breathin' in and in and in and then you finally let it out in whoooosh through your nose. And you feel better for gettin' rid of it but then you talk funny for a bit like 'Hewo, my num is Petuna'. And sometimes when you breathe out in that whooooosh through your nose spit comes flyin' out through these two little holes here *plugs each nostril with her each pointer finger*"

You say: "*smiles brightly and waves to them* It was very nice to meet you all!"

Terek says: "Well, it was nice to meet you."

Tammy Snowe says: "Good to meet you all, sorry we couldn't stay."

You see Tammy Snowe leaving the central area of *******, entering True Chance.

You say to Terek: "*shrugs* She just seems cheery."

"Sneezes? I haven't heard of those, what are they?"

Petunia says: "Smilin's also real good for spreadin' love. You give someone a good smile and it spreads like sneezes!"

Terek says to you: "No? *grins.*"

You say to Terek: "*raises a brow at Terek* I wouldn't think so..."

You say: "*still, red she doesn't giggle, but smiles widely* As you wish, Petunia."

Petunia says: "*sits down next to Carlson and leans her head against his shoulder, smiling*"

Terek says to you: "*Gives her a funny look.* Hmm, looks like someone is interested in you."

Petunia says: "Don't stop laughin' or gigglin' Miss Wills. That's where all the love is!"

Petunia says: "Miss Tammy? I'm gonna wait up here for you. Carlson's a better pillow sometimes than spinach gardens."

You say: "*giggles again, but immediately stops her self, and blushes brightly*"

You see Petunia leaving the central area of *****, entering ******.

Petunia says: "*giggles* I like your gigglin'!"

You say: "*giggles again* I like your logic, Petunia!"

Petunia says: "Changes are always brief. Unless you line 'em all up one after the other. Then changes can be long."

You say: "*frowns slightly* Well... a brief change is better than no one."

Petunia says: "*nods* Yeah, I don't weigh too much."

Tammy Snowe says: "Petunia is a light anywhere she is. *she smiles at her*"

Terek says: "*Nods to Teresa, smiling.* They are."

Tammy Snowe says: "We're not staying, I'm afraid, just wanted to visit briefly before we went on our way, yes? *she smiles*"

You say: "*smiles brightly at Terek* Well, they're a nice change to this place!"

Petunia says: "Oh! I'm Petunia."

Terek says: "You."

Petunia says: "Me or Miss Tammy?"

Terek says: "What is your name? *Smiles*"

Petunia says: "I just gots my little knife."

Petunia says: "Are they the mean kind of shadows that make you all scared and fearful or are they the nice shadows that bob up and down when you dance?"

Petunia says: "Do they really keep Shadows in there?"

You see Petunia point at The Shadow Place.

Petunia says: "I mean that -mean- people can't giggle as nice as you and me! *giggles at her mistake*"

Petunia says: "I believe you! Nice people can't giggle as good as you and me!"

You say: "*giggles* I'm nice now, sure!"

Petunia says: "But you're not anymore, right? You're all nice and stuff now? That's good. 'Cause not being nice isn't nice. *tugs on a pigtail* You play any games here?"

You say: "*frowns slightly* Ruthless... err... not ruleless."

You say: "Hm. I believe your place is in this Encyclopedia!"

Petunia says: "Your ruleless? You used to have lines drawn all over you measurin' distances...? *looks at Teresa curiously* Did the lines hurt 'cause I knew a Stone Knight who had lines all over him and he said they didn't hurt but that he got them from all the other Stone Knights who had died."

You take a copy of ~Hobbes Encyclopedia: 1300 Plus Edition~.

You say: "*giggles at Terek, and turns to Tammy* I'm Teresa Wills. I'm captive here, as I was a member of the ******, a ruthless organization. I can be ruthless, but I don't mind not being part of the ****** anymore. *sticks his tongue out to Terek*"

Petunia says: "*sits on the gangplank* Whatcha all do over here?"

[Joshuamonkey]

Petunia says: "Well, they're not the best thing to have. Your nose gets all tickly and you want to breathe in a lot and you keep breathin' in and in and in and then you finally let it out in whoooosh through your nose. And you feel better for gettin' rid of it but then you talk funny for a bit like 'Hewo, my num is Petuna'. And sometimes when you breathe out in that whooooosh through your nose spit comes flyin' out through these two little holes here *plugs each nostril with her each pointer finger*"

rofl

[Joshuamonkey]

1546-1.03: You see Elrond Númenessë (a man in his twenties) leaving the central area of Doryiskom, entering Doryiskom Medical Center.

1546-1.03: Elrond Númenessë (a man in his twenties) says: "thanks Zara, il be back tomorrow or so, I could use a kip *pulls down the headband*"

1546-1.03: Loki Aswerth (a man in his thirties) says: "*Laughs*"

1546-1.03: Zara Gaspillage (a woman in her twenties) says: "There you go. Elrond, you can go lie down in the Medical Centre, if you want. There's a cot and a fur rug."

1546-1.03: You see Zara Gaspillage (a woman in her twenties) give a new bone knife to Elrond Númenessë (a man in his twenties).

1546-1.03: You see Zara Gaspillage (a woman in her twenties) take a new bone knife.

1546-1.03: Elrond Númenessë (a man in his twenties) says: "Loki, shut up you twit *smiles*"

1546-1.02: Loki Aswerth (a man in his thirties) says: "Yeah, go for the other one."

1546-1.02: Elrond Númenessë (a man in his twenties) says: "good point *groans* im gonna try and stand up *tries to stand up but falls back down* ah.. bugger *grins* il be fine, could someone pass me my knife again?"

1546-1.02: Zara Gaspillage (a woman in her twenties) says: "Well....what did you expect really?"

1546-1.02: Elrond Númenessë (a man in his twenties) says: "Still hurts like hell thow..."

1546-1.01: Zara Gaspillage (a woman in her twenties) says: "It's not bleeding anymore, Elrond."

1546-1.01: Elrond Númenessë (a man in his twenties) says: "*shakes a bit* oo,,,kk..aaay *tries to sit up but grimaces* aah tt hurts , ist bleedingg? "

1546-1.01: Zara Gaspillage (a woman in her twenties) says: "True, Loki. I'd forgotten."

Zara Gaspillage (a woman in her twenties) says: "Ok, Elrond, I think it's stopped bleeding. Do you want to try to sit up? I'll stay right here beside you."

You see Zara Gaspillage (a woman in her twenties) talking to Loki Aswerth (a man in his thirties).

You see Loki Aswerth (a man in his thirties) talking to Zara Gaspillage (a woman in her twenties).

You see Zara Gaspillage (a woman in her twenties) talking to Loki Aswerth (a man in his thirties).

Zara Gaspillage (a woman in her twenties) says: "It's not too bad, Elrond. I'm just going to press a bit to stop the blood.*with one hand she covers his eye, and with the other strokes his hair*. "

Elrond Númenessë (a man in his twenties) says: "*tries to lie still*"

You see Elrond Númenessë (a man in his twenties) drop a new bone knife.

You see Loki Aswerth (a man in his thirties) talking to Zara Gaspillage (a woman in her twenties).

Zara Gaspillage (a woman in her twenties) says: "*sits down by Elrond* Ok, Elrond. just lie still for a minute. Let me look."

Zara Gaspillage (a woman in her twenties) says: "Elrond, do you need help?"

Elrond Númenessë (a man in his twenties) says: "AAAAAAH *falls to the ground holding his head* BUGGER that HURT *thrashes about* *throws away knife before I hurt myself more*"

You see Rand (a man in his twenties) arriving in Doryiskom, coming from highway to Doryiskom Mountains.

You see Zara Gaspillage (a woman in her twenties) talking to Loki Aswerth (a man in his thirties).

You see Elrond Númenessë (a man in his twenties) skillfully hurt Elrond Númenessë (a man in his twenties) using a knife.

Elrond Númenessë (a man in his twenties) says: "LJ, please stop the long speeches, my head hurtes from my eye anyway... about my eye, i guess im gonna get it out again *slips uo headband and winks* that is the last straw..."