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Postby Hellzon » Tue Feb 28, 2006 11:51 am

Heck, the entirety of Klojt is pretty fun. :)

By the way, some more fun. _I_ got a chuckle, at least (read upwards):
1417-7: Finbar says: "Rik, that's just unnatural. Consider that a little bonus to your normal pay."

1417-7: Finbar gives you a used longbow.

1417-6: You novicely hurt a mountain goat using a shovel, which loses 2 strength.

1417-6: You novicely hurt a deer using a shovel, which loses 2 strength.

1417-6: You novicely hurt a hawk using a shovel, which loses 2 strength.


1420-6: You say: "On second thought..."

1420-6: You expertly kill a desert tortoise using a longbow.

1420-6: You expertly hurt a deer using a longbow, which loses 26 strength.

1420-6: You expertly kill a hawk using a longbow.

1420-6: You expertly kill a mountain goat using a longbow.

1420-6: You say: "Light! Finally! Brooke, the bow is done! you mentioned testing my skills. *looks questioning at the citizens* But how do we do that? I mean, _this_ is hardly a good way..."
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Postby Capt. Mobious » Fri Mar 03, 2006 7:40 pm

More fun times in Kotj or Klojt... Can never remember how to pronounce it... Edited for your reading pleasure. :)


1456-1: Man from Dory says: "Who owns the two tandem bikes?"
1456-1: Stone says: "People."
1456-1: Man from Dory says: "...Wow your really funny."
1456-1: Stone says: "*shrugs*"
1456-1: Stone says: "Name?"
1456-1: Man from Dory says: "Well if you put it more like a request and less like an order I might answer you."
1456-1: Stone says: "*crosses his thick arms over his broad chest, tries to smile sweetly but it comes out more as a grimace, his eyes cold* Name?"
1456-1: Man from Dory says: "*Smiles back* No thanks, I have one."
1456-1: Stone says: "*nods, agreeing* Asshole."
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Postby Hellzon » Fri Mar 03, 2006 8:12 pm

Ah, Klojt. Wherefore did I leave thee? :lol:
(For those who wonder, I play Jim Longbow.)
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Postby Trae » Sat Mar 04, 2006 5:50 pm

Hey it's Jim!! Lol
So who's the other person? ^_^
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Postby MrPenguin589 » Thu Mar 23, 2006 1:17 am

This was a note that one of my chars has in his possession:

I would like to commend you for your excellent service and diligence in maintaining the safety and security of this great land.

Since spawning here I have been a relatively quiet and non-bothersome individual. This, however was interrupted when one "Cooldude101" spawned here, began running about spouting random banalities, and then without hesitation stabbed me and ran off into the forest toward Xiria.

Obviously enraged, as I would expect any reasonable person to be, I sought out a weapon to return the blow only to find that this township appears to be more concerned about one's whereabouts than when blood has been needlessly spilled.

Realizing the futility of my search, I pursued the culprit but only dealt a glancing blow to the villain. I cursed him and turned to return to the town only to have the valiant "John Kunst" shoot me with his lovely bow and drag me, bleeding and unconscious into this jail to share with a manure pile.

I cannot explain exactly how curious I am, not only of what exactly my crime is, but even moreso how this "Cooldude" saw no punishment and skips about free as a bird - not to mention dangerous and unstable - while I sit here to rot, wounded with a pileof dung.

P.S. Please do not refer to me as "OOC" again. While obviously your aim and skill
with a recurve bow are exceptional, it seems your detective work needs quite a bit of polishing up. Your culprit, the "OOC" you refer to, remains quite FREE!


And yes, my char is John Kunst...
This was actually the first person I have arrested so far...
Not exactly a good record for him...
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Postby nitefyre » Thu Mar 23, 2006 1:42 am

Capt. Mobious wrote:More fun times in Kotj or Klojt... Can never remember how to pronounce it... Edited for your reading pleasure. :)


1456-1: Man from Dory says: "Who owns the two tandem bikes?"
1456-1: Stone says: "People."
1456-1: Man from Dory says: "...Wow your really funny."
1456-1: Stone says: "*shrugs*"
1456-1: Stone says: "Name?"
1456-1: Man from Dory says: "Well if you put it more like a request and less like an order I might answer you."
1456-1: Stone says: "*crosses his thick arms over his broad chest, tries to smile sweetly but it comes out more as a grimace, his eyes cold* Name?"
1456-1: Man from Dory says: "*Smiles back* No thanks, I have one."
1456-1: Stone says: "*nods, agreeing* Asshole."


:lol:
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Postby MrPenguin589 » Thu Mar 23, 2006 2:02 am

nitefyre wrote:
Capt. Mobious wrote:More fun times in Kotj or Klojt... Can never remember how to pronounce it... Edited for your reading pleasure. :)


1456-1: Man from Dory says: "Who owns the two tandem bikes?"
1456-1: Stone says: "People."
1456-1: Man from Dory says: "...Wow your really funny."
1456-1: Stone says: "*shrugs*"
1456-1: Stone says: "Name?"
1456-1: Man from Dory says: "Well if you put it more like a request and less like an order I might answer you."
1456-1: Stone says: "*crosses his thick arms over his broad chest, tries to smile sweetly but it comes out more as a grimace, his eyes cold* Name?"
1456-1: Man from Dory says: "*Smiles back* No thanks, I have one."
1456-1: Stone says: "*nods, agreeing* Asshole."


:lol:


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Postby Phalynx » Thu Mar 23, 2006 2:04 am

I would like to commend you for your excellent service and diligence in maintaining the safety and security of this great land.



wounding sarcasm... I love it!

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Postby MrPenguin589 » Thu Mar 23, 2006 2:15 am

Can we put stuff in here that just happened, or is that illegal under the 4-day rule? (It's only 3 lines, and nothing "eventful" happened...)
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Postby nitefyre » Thu Mar 23, 2006 2:17 am

I like the four day grace period. It allows you to wait and wake up for four days and wonder if it's actually truly funny and worth posting. It will help filter some stuff, I think. ;)
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Postby MrPenguin589 » Thu Mar 23, 2006 2:21 am

Of course it's funny... It's mostly a matter of really bad (or good, depending on how you look at it) timing in this case...
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Postby BarbaricAvatar » Sun Mar 26, 2006 1:04 am

Bottom to top cos i'm still lazy :P

1467-3.26: Zara says: "You're too funny."
1467-3.26: Stacey says: "Oh yes. *crouches on floor as if she were about to start a sprint race*"
1467-3.26: Zara says: "Are you ready to chase her if she does?"
1467-3.26: Stacey says: "She's looking for something to take before she hot-tail's it out of here"
1467-3.26: Zara says: "If they aren't locked, it's considered rude to enter without someone giving you permission. Read the laws again."
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Postby CrashBlizz » Sun Mar 26, 2006 1:17 am

Theres lots of funny stuff that happens in Dory
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Postby SekoETC » Sun Mar 26, 2006 8:38 am

I said a while back I'd post this but it got postponed. Presenting a random friendly brawl and some word throwing. Sorry for the lenght, I didn't feel like cropping anything.

1464-3: Marlo says: "*grins*"
1464-3: Cushion says: "But he works hard and always brings a smile to
my face!"
1464-3: Cushion says: "Marlo writes a =little= better than he
speaks... *grins*"
1464-3: AJ Justice says: "Maybe, but I guess the best way to measure
it is by how much you do to a shield. Cushion did 10 to mine."
1464-3: Cushion says: "Ah not long after I spawned Marlo and I had a
little sparring session, because missed I had no idea if I was anygood
so Marlo kindly wrote the note to tell me.."
1464-3: Marlo says: "*takes a random note out of his pocket and
pretends to hand it to cushion, then looks to Jaina and grins*"
1464-3: Cushion says: "Well I have no idea how a man measure
strength.... is it how good you are at dragging?"
1464-3: Troy Banner says: "....So why's it there?"
1464-3: Marlo says: "*grins, slightly embaressedly*"
1464-3: Marlo says: "*smiles as he hears Jaina reading out his
message*"
1464-3: AJ Justice says: "The note without a title says, "You are an
expert, you don't need anymore training." Basically, but that isn't
really true. Your strength is also an important factor."
1464-3: Marlo says: "*laughs as he misses completely, spinnin g round
and round before falling on his back laughing*"
1464-3: Cushion says: "*holds his face, staggering about before
standing up straigh laughing*"
1464-3: You say: "'You expert, no need training'...? Who ever wrote
that sure ain't no expert in spelling, that's for sure!"
1464-3: You see Marlo novicely hurt AJ Justice using a bare fist.
1464-3: Marlo says: "*spins around and catchs Aj's hit with his
shield, grinning at him, then raises his fist and goes for the stomach*"
1464-3: You see Marlo novicely hurt Cushion using a bare fist.
1464-3: You see AJ Justice efficiently hurt Marlo using a bare fist.
1464-3: Marlo says: "*laughs then takes a playful punch at Cushion*"
1464-2: AJ Justice says: "*watches Marlo looking for a target and
hits him in the back*"
1464-2: Troy Banner says: "What does that note without a title say?"
1464-2: Cushion says: "*pretends to hide from Marlo*"
1464-2: AJ Justice says: "Jaina, I don't see it..."
1464-2: Randall says: "No bleeding on them either? *smiles* I
certainly appreciate it... *gets back to manufacturing and falls asleep*"
1464-2: Cushion says: "Didn't know you could make paper shields!"
1464-2: Marlo says: "*grins as he sees everyone hitting each other
and raises his fists, picking somebody*"
1464-2: You say: "Ok, it says: 'something for Randall', which means a
shield. No stepping on the notes!"
1464-2: You drop a Note -Work squads-.
1464-2: Randall says: "*smiles* I sure hope so..."
1464-2: You say: "*Scribbles something hastly on a note, using a wall
for a desk, then drops the note carefully in a sheltered spot.*"
1464-2: Cushion says: "Well Randall, rest assured my skills and my
weapons are for defending you not hurting you..."
1464-2: Randall says: "*slides past Cushion... for today* Ah, healing
fruit. No worries, Cushion..."
1464-2: AJ Justice says: "Heh, I didn't have my shield up, but you
still didn't hurt me."
1464-2: You say: "Well surely you must have a shield, poor thing.
*She scampers around the yard, looking for something, then stops* Oh,
right."
1464-2: Randall says: "*wipes his nose* Good hid... Is that a two
headed toucan? *points*"
1464-2: You see Cushion give some papayas to Randall.
1464-2: Cushion says: "Ooops Randall, you should have ducked friend!"
1464-2: Cushion says: "20% should do it.."
1464-2: You see Cushion expertly hurt Randall using a bare fist.
1464-2: Randall says: "Fooled you! But not much of a hit anyway.
*grins*"
1464-2: You see Randall novicely hurt AJ Justice using a bare fist.
1464-2: Randall says: "True, that... Hey, Troy! The gauntlet has been
thrown... *aims a slow punch at Troy*"
1464-2: Cushion says: "Mid due, we got healing food *grins bringing
his fists up*"
1464-2: AJ Justice says: "Though you can hit me if you want,
Randall."
1464-2: Troy Banner says: "*Laughs*"
1464-2: You see Troy Banner slap Randall in the face.
1464-2: AJ Justice says: "Randall, get a good shield first."
1464-2: Randall says: "*looks around warily, hands still raised*
Anyone feel up to some more sparring..."
1464-2: You see Troy Banner skillfully hurt AJ Justice using a bare
fist.
1464-2: Cushion says: "Randall hasn't got a shield so I think I'll
leave him be!"
1464-2: You see AJ Justice efficiently hurt Troy Banner using a bare
fist.
1464-2: AJ Justice says: "Hmm, you have good skill but your strength
is low. So you still have room for more practice. *grins*"
1464-2: You see Troy Banner skillfully hurt Cushion using a bare
fist.
1464-2: Cushion says: "Well just to blow out the cobwebs!"
1464-2: Troy Banner says: "*lloks around* No visitors are there?"
1464-2: You see Cushion expertly hurt Troy Banner using a bare fist.
1464-2: AJ Justice says: "Well, atleast our town will be known for
something. *chuckles*"
1464-2: You see Cushion expertly hurt AJ Justice using a bare fist.
1464-2: You see AJ Justice efficiently hurt Cushion using a bare
fist.
1464-2: Troy Banner says: "Now if I'd of tried, and been able to move
properly, that would of been good."
1464-2: Randall says: "He certainly won't, what with that fine shield
of yours. *grins*"
1464-2: Troy Banner attacks you using a bare fist and misses. You are
unharmed.
1464-2: Troy Banner says: "Okay then."
1464-2: Troy Banner says: "Don't worry AJ, Cushions won't be able to
hurt me."
1464-2: You say: "Troy likes to be taken down by a woman, eh? *She
sits on his belly, taunting, teasing.* Come on, fight back."
1464-2: Randall says: "Just a practice swing..."
1464-2: You see Randall novicely hurt Cushion using a bare fist.
1464-2: Randall says: "Shall I? All right then... *raises his hands
and moves in on Cushion*"
1464-2: Cushion says: "I know when to pull my punches..."
1464-2: AJ Justice says: "Well, if Cushion starts fighting you guys
better hold your shields up. *smiles*"
1464-2: Cushion says: "Go on Randall take your best shot..."
1464-2: You see Randall slap Randall in the face.
1464-2: Randall says: "So, do I get in line? Naah..."
1464-2: Cushion says: "May I?"
1464-2: Cushion says: "He makes to punch Troy,, then stops
himself...."
1464-2: Cushion says: "Fight Fight... Pile in!"
1464-2: Troy Banner says: "Wow, *smiles* Not bad...."
1464-2: You see AJ Justice efficiently hurt AJ Justice using a bare
fist.
1464-2: AJ Justice says: "Though when you're old, you are usually
wise, especially when you're running a town. *grins*"
1464-2: You skillfully hurt Troy Banner using a bare fist, who loses
0 percent strength.
1464-2: You say: "That's it newspawn, someone's gonna suffer! *She
charges at Troy with her full weight, tackling him off balance. (Be
noted, she doesn't sound seriously mad though.)*"
1464-2: Marlo says: "*breaks into a slightly girly giggle, then
catches himself and grins*"
1464-2: AJ Justice says: "Ok, well then you're only about 15 years
older than I am. *smiles*"
1464-2: Troy Banner says: "Exactly twice my age."
1464-2: You say: "*She looks at AJ, smiling very patiently and
there's a long silence like right before a storm.* ...I'm 52, honey. It's
gonna be ages 'til I'm old."
1464-2: Dead Johnson says: "You also can turn heads if you shout out
insane gibberish, like claiming you invented trees."
1464-2: Troy Banner says: "*Raises an eyebrow*"
1464-2: Cushion says: "Dressed like that Ms Valjean, leader or not,
old or not, you know you turn heads!"
1464-2: AJ Justice says: "Jaina, how close are you to being 60?"
1464-2: Marlo says: "*stands back up and walks over to Jaina and
gives her another big hug*"
1464-2: Marlo says: "*laughs and with a smile cowers behind Cushion
and his big sword, bursts into laughter*"
1464-2: AJ Justice says: "Well, I'm in second. *grins* Other than
Kellen."
1464-2: Dead Johnson says: "*laughs*"
1464-2: You say: "*She ruffles Marlo's hair roughly and grins.* You
think I'm old, eh? I show you who's old - wanna wrestle?"
1464-2: Marlo says: "*grins and smiles and gives Jaina a hug*"
1464-2: Cushion says: "Besides a man can love a mind without
consideration of the body...."
1464-2: Marlo says: "*laughs and smiles warmly to Cushion*"
1464-2: Cushion says: "*then, grins*"
1464-2: Cushion says: "Marlo, don't push your luck fella *waves and
angry fist*"
1464-2: Marlo says: "*hands her the papayas as a sign that it was a
joke, still with a cheeky grin on his face*"
1464-2: Marlo gives you 236 grams of papayas.
1464-2: Marlo says: "*laughs and writes in dirt* Jaina = old *laughs
and smiles warmly and gives a cheeky smirk to Jaina*"
1464-2: Dead Johnson says: "That's a strange dance there, Marlo.
*laughs*"
1464-2: Cushion says: "I think we need to go raiding another town for
some women!"
1464-2: Cushion says: "*eyes Jaina hungrily then turns away*"
1464-2: Troy Banner says: "Hhmmm."
1464-2: Marlo says: "*grins then does the robot*"
1464-2: Dead Johnson says: "I bet we could replace everything in them
with some kind of mechanical device, then they could tell us what it's
like."
1464-2: Troy Banner says: "You'd think that being dead ws that bad
though, I mean enough people seem to try it around here....maybe they
know something we don't."
1464-2: Troy Banner says: "Well you learn something new everyday."
1464-2: Marlo says: "*grins, then holds his breath and lolls out his
tongue, holds it for about 20 seconds then inhales a deep quick breath
of air and bursts out laughing*"
1464-2: Dead Johnson says: "Isn't living amazing? *smiles*"
1464-2: Dead Johnson says: "Yup. *inhales* *exhales* see?"
1464-2: Marlo says: "*laughs*"
1464-2: Troy Banner says: "...Really!?"
1464-2: Dead Johnson says: "For the record, I'm not actually dead."
1464-2: AJ Justice says: "Ok, thank you."
1464-2: Troy Banner says: "First was James Bond, third was Franz."
1464-2: Randall says: "The last two are Michael and Dead Johnson. In
the order you pointed at them..."
1464-2: AJ Justice says: "May I know your names? I am AJ Justice."
1464-2: You see AJ Justice pointing at Dead Johnson.
1464-2: You see AJ Justice pointing at Michael.
1464-2: You see AJ Justice pointing at Tler.
1464-2: You see AJ Justice pointing at Franz.
1464-2: You see AJ Justice pointing at a man in his twenties.
1464-2: You see AJ Justice pointing at new inactive427.
1464-2: Randall says: "Thanks. This will be good for dinner
tomorrow..."
1464-2: Dead Johnson says: "Woah! Clothes! Thanks. *smiles*"
1464-2: Troy Banner says: "*looks around*...............I have
two........."
1464-2: AJ Justice says: "I have a bone knife."
1464-2: You see AJ Justice entering Kiii, coming from The Office
953004.
1464-2: Troy Banner says: "Well we could always wear it backwards if
we have to win a fight. *grins and look in Cushion's direction*
.......well fight anyway. "
1464-2: You give 1000 grams of potatoes to Randall.
1464-2: You enter Kiii, where you see 18 people, leaving The Office
953004.
1464-2: You say: "Could you compose a list for me, of the knives
you're carrying, who has bone ones and which state they are in? The thought
is to gradually manufacture and deal out steel knives to all the active
long term citizens, and if someone has bone knives that are not quite
falling apart, we can pass them on to the newspawns. But I need a status
raport of who has what."
1464-2: You give a brand new knife to Archibald Crown
1464-2: You take a brand new knife.
1464-2: You take 2000 grams of potatoes.
1464-2: You enter The Office 953004, where you see 5 people, leaving
the central area of Kiii.
1464-2: You say: "Just a moment Randall."
1464-2: You say: "It's Defenders, honey, Defenders. And we were
considering a leather cap. Do you think that would look stupid? I'm more
worried about how it'll stay on if you ever go to battle. A cap suddenly
sliding over your eyes when you're trying to take a swing at a pirate
sounds like a notable distraction. I prefer things tight. *She takes a
pose, though it might be an unconscious gesture, displaying her leather
outfit.*"
1464-2: Randall says: "*waves his hand* I'm hungry..."
1464-2: Cushion says: "I'm no expert on clothing at all, but a piece
of headgear - something unusal but not stupid looking might fit the
bill... identify the Guardians..."
1464-1: You say: "Yes, that's what I've been trying to tell him.
Would you have any special ideas, in what way we could stick out from the
mass?"
1464-1: Cushion says: "or maybe a uniform..."
1464-1: Cushion says: "or maybe a uniform..."
1464-1: Cushion says: "*looks at Troy*"
1464-1: Cushion says: "Hmm maybe his thinking of something for a
warrior *grins vacantly*"
1464-1: You ate 58 grams of your rye bread.
1464-0: You say: "New clothes. I'm trying to keep his wild ideas more
close to the ground. *rolls her eyes and smiles slightly*"
1464-0: Cushion says: "What is Archie planning?"
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Postby CrashBlizz » Sun Mar 26, 2006 2:18 pm

That seems like ages ago.

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