Funny or interesting IC quotes

[Phalynx]

There must be some funny stuff more recently! The fishing contest in DHS wasa bit of a joke....?

[BarbaricAvatar]

Well someone has to keep this thread going.
A couple of passages from trying to amuse ourselves on a long boat trip.
Read bottom to top on both (cos i'm lazy).

1439-7: Stacey says: "A construction..."
1439-7: Zara says: "Such as...?"
1439-7: Stacey says: "Hey, what about if we construct something?"
1439-7: Zara says: "I wish we could do something constructive for him."

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1441-7: Seth says: "Me too."
1441-7: Stacey says: "I think that's 1 - 1"
1441-7: You see Seth efficiently hurt Stacey using a composite recurve bow.
1441-7: You see Seth efficiently hurt Zara using a composite recurve bow.
1441-7: Zara says: "Score: girls 1, Seth 0."
1441-7: Zara says: "Aw, Seth, now what are you going to do?"
1441-7: Stacey says: "No! he's not allowed to shoot you. **pats Seth's other shoulder*"
1441-7: Zara says: "Well, since he's going to shoot at me anyway.... *gives Seth's shoulder a pat*"
1441-7: Stacey says: "Sorry, didn't mean to make you do that Zara. It wasn't her fault Seth! it was me!"
1441-7: Zara says: "Oops...."
1441-7: Zara says: "*Stacey's poke makes Zara's hand touch Seth's shoulder, ever so lightly*"
1441-7: Stacey says: "*pokes Zara on the arm*"
1441-7: Zara says: "*reaches out her hand toward Seth, stops an inch away* "
1441-7: Zara says: "It was all Stacey's idea, anyway. You can't believe I could think up a game like that."
1441-7: Stacey says: "awww but that's not how the game works!"
1441-7: Seth says: "The next person who touches me."
1441-7: Stacey says: "*laughs* who are you going to aim it at Seth?"
1441-7: Zara says: "I guess I lose."
1441-7: Seth says: "*Pulls out his bow*"
1441-7: Zara says: "*takes a deep breath - pokes Seth in right ear*"
1441-7: Stacey says: "*pokes Seth in his ribs*"
1441-7: Zara says: "I just know he's going to yell at me first, no matter what. Keep going."
1441-7: Zara says: "*pokes Seth on head*"
1441-7: Stacey says: "*pokes Seth on the shoulder*"
1441-7: Zara says: "Ok, your go."
1441-7: Zara says: "Now me.*pokes Seth on other arm*"
1441-7: Stacey says: "*pokes Seth on his arm*"
1441-7: Zara says: "Sounds good. You first."
1441-7: Stacey says: "I've got a new game to play. It's called Poke Seth. We take it in turns poking Seth and whoever he yells at first loses. How does that sound?"
1441-7: Stacey says: "*removes the carrots from her own nostrils* Maybe that wasn't such a great idea. "
1441-7: Zara says: "Much better, thanks."
1441-7: Stacey says: "Are you feeling ok, or shall i perform mouth to mouth?"
1441-7: Stacey says: "*removes the carrots in her ears, then rushes to Zara to remove the carrots jammed up her nose* There how's that?"
1441-7: Zara says: "I......can't......breathe......"
1441-7: Stacey says: "PARDON?"
1441-7: Zara says: "Lovely indeed. My turn. *puts carrots in ears and in nostrils* Help...I...can't.....breathe...."
1441-7: Stacey says: "*stuffs a carrot in each ear and a carrot in each nostril* How do i look?"
1441-6: Zara says: "Right, then. You first Stacey."
1441-6: Stacey says: "We could do, how about up our noses too?"
1441-6: Zara says: "Should we put carrots in our ears for some fun?"

[CrashBlizz]

...........Still it didn't make the trip go any faster.

[Agar]

I missed out so much staying in town. I feel left out.

Of course ... we have carrots in town ...

[CrashBlizz]

Well now you can do it after all am busy with my own trip now.

[notsure]

And the girls are still together. Maybe they'll find someone else to tease. All hope is not lost.

notsure

[15454]

Ah yes, even though I wanted to kill you and tried to and almost did at times. I still miss ya =P

[notsure]

Sorry. Not the right girl.

[CrashBlizz]

Good job someone was there to save the day, old timer. lol

[Capt. Mobious]

Does anyone have the exchange between Stone and Jeffrey Twatter in Klotj? I thought that funny but can't find my daily report for that exchange.

[Hellzon]

Does anyone have the exchange between Stone and Jeffrey Twatter in Klotj? I thought that funny but can't find my daily report for that exchange.

It still shows up on my events page :

1452-1.15: Simply Sam says: "**giggles good** Sorry, I am a bit nosey too. I am SaM."

1452-1.14: Stone says: "Sam."

1452-1.14: Jeffrey Twatter says: "What's your name? I was talking to Jim when I mentioned the trait *grins*"

1452-1.14: Jeffrey Twatter says: "*sits on the rock, beside Stone and gazes out into the distance*"

1452-1.14: Stone says: "*settles himself firmly against the rock he is leaning against and then waves his arm across the horizon* View. *gives him a thumbs up*"

1452-1.13: Simply Sam says: "I just have kept my eyes on the ground, cause everyones dropping and picking up good stuff. And I wanted to get my hands on a hammer. So I can make a shield. Like I said to Jim, in the last couple days two or three other people died too, dropping what others took in the last couple days. I know I made a bit of a fool of myself when I first arrived here, and with that little prick messing with me again, but I am observant, and its my best trait, actually. All I am good at really."

1452-1.13: Jeffrey Twatter says: "Why not? *smiles* We could take in the scenery and enjoy each other's company."

1452-1.13: Stone says: "*frowns* Why?"

1452-1.13: Jeffrey Twatter says: "Maybe we could go for a walk after we're done, Stone?"

1452-1.13: Jeffrey Twatter says: "You're observant. A useful trait in anyone *nods*"

1452-1.13: Stone says: "Sure."

[...]

1452-1.12: Stone says: "Good."

1452-1.12: Jeffrey Twatter says: "And hello there, Mr Longbow! My name's Jeffrey Twatter and I hope we can be good friends *winks*"

1452-1.12: Jeffrey Twatter says: "Hi, Stone! How are you today? *smiles eagerly*"

[...]

1452-1.10: Stone says: "*squints at Twat and then turns back to Ice* R'mantic?"

[...]

1451-4.26: You see Ralika Icewind talking to Stone.

1451-4.22: Stone says: "*shrugs not understanding* So?"

1451-4.1: Ralika Icewind says: "*She giggles and nudges Stone's arm.* I think this Jeffrey Twatter guy likes you a bit too much, Stone..."

1451-3.33: Stone says: "*lays his dented shovel over his knees and begins sharpening the edge*"

[...]

1451-2.23: Stone says: "*scratches his head and watches the man lie down, saying under his breath* Strange."

1451-2.23: Jeffrey Twatter says: "I'm going to lay down for a while. If you want me, come and find me, Stone! *grins and walks away, looking over his shoulder*"

1451-2.23: Jeffrey Twatter says: "Mmm, very tasty *sticks out his tongue*"

1451-2.22: Stone says: "*shrugs noncomitally* Tasty."

1451-2.22: Jeffrey Twatter says: "Seldom have I seen a lovelier handful of carrots. *grins and looks Stone in the eye*"

1451-2.21: Stone says: "*looks at him confused and then holds out a handful of orange sticks* Carrots."

1451-2.21: Jeffrey Twatter says: "*giggles, covering his mouth with his hand* I think I'll rest now. Maybe you should too, you look a little tired. My potatoes are your potatoes, Stone. Remember that."

1451-2.21: Stone says: "*raises an eyebrow* Work? *points at the recently paved road and taps his chest proudly* Work."

1451-2.21: Jeffrey Twatter says: "Oh.. *puts his hands on his hips* That wouldn't work then?"

1451-2.20: Stone says: "*twists his thick neck from side to side so it pops audibly* Nope."

1451-2.20: Jeffrey Twatter says: "You look a little tense. *frowns in concern and touches the man's forearm* I think we should leave Klojt, together."

1451-2.19: Stone says: "*shakes his head and frowns* Giggles."

1451-2.19: Stone says: "Plain."

1451-2.19: Jeffrey Twatter says: "Oh, I see. You're a man of few words, aren't you, Stone?"

1451-2.19: Jeffrey Twatter says: "Would you mind terribly if I stayed with you? Hopefully, we could have a few giggles and good times."

1451-2.19: Stone says: "*points up the road with his shovel towards to the rocky mountain* Spawned."

1451-2.19: Jeffrey Twatter says: "Stone.. *silently says the name a few times to get a feel for it.* It fits you well, Mr. Stone."

1451-2.18: Stone says: "*grunts and repeats* Stone."

1451-2.18: Jeffrey Twatter says: "My, what strong arms you have. Do you have a name?"

1451-2.18: Stone says: "*taps a large rock with his shovel* Stone."

1451-2.18: Stone says: "*folds his thick arms over his massive chest* What?"

1451-2.18: Jeffrey Twatter says: "Jeffrey Twatter. Pleased to meet you, Mr.. ?"

1451-2.18: Jeffrey Twatter says: "I enjoy the company of men though, very much."

1451-2.18: Stone says: "*nods* Je-- *frowns* Twat."

1451-2.17: Jeffrey Twatter says: "*holds his hands up and pretends to start running away* I'm Jeffrey Twatter. I haven't been here long *winks* I've been quiet and I'm not associated with these men in any way."

1451-2.16: You say: "He's new, I think..."

1451-2.15: Stone says: "*nods towards the man who picked up the potatoes* Him?"

[Capt. Mobious]

Thanks, Hellzon! I thought it a funny exchange. I hope that Mr. Twatter speaks up more in the future!

[Pie]

wow..... he is DEFENITLY A homo sexual, not a Hedgro sexual.. or whatever it is.

[Capt. Mobious]

Stone calls him 'Twat' but I'm not sure he truly knows what that means...

[SekoETC]

Hahaha too bad I got no one there. Stone is sure making an art form out of speaking one word sentences.