Funny or interesting IC quotes

[Bowser]

(Out Of Character:If you are going on vacation please tell us and give a Government
Offical a key to any thing that is yours so if you are killed or die we can action them off and so we can give you food)

Right Now The government officals are
no one

This is at the bottom of a list of laws. The main body of the note has very poor spelling and I am unclear if English is not the person's first language, if the author is a six year old, or if it is just a joke.

I especially like the part where if you die of starvation, the government will auction off your things to buy you food. that and there is no government.

[MrPenguin589]

This is where I got my signature from.

1279-3: You enter West Xiria Forest Community Hall, where you see 0 people, leaving
the central area of Xiria Forest (west).

1279-3: You say: "Actually, I'm pretty tired after all that... I think I'll go take
a nap on the cot inside..."

1279-3: You say: "*Looks at Borger again and grins, shaking his head.*"

1279-3: You give 252 grams of feathers to Beverlee Goppernanticus.

1279-3: You give 561 grams of small bones to Beverlee Goppernanticus.

1279-3: Borger Goldenaxe - Watchman says: "Right, back to collecting wood now. *rubs
side of his head* Hmm, this feeling is sure going to last all day."

1279-3: You give 246 grams of fur to Beverlee Goppernanticus.

1279-3: You give 348 grams of hide to Beverlee Goppernanticus.

1279-3: You give 125 grams of large bones to Beverlee Goppernanticus.

1279-3: You give 59 grams of sinew to Beverlee Goppernanticus.

1279-3: You give 27 grams of eggs to Beverlee Goppernanticus.

1279-3: You give 262 grams of wood to Kimiko Utaru.

1279-3: Borger Goldenaxe - Watchman says: "*smiles* Well, that was fun. "

1279-3: You give 170 grams of meat to Beverlee Goppernanticus.

1279-3: You say: "Give me more? *Looks at Jack, then his whip, and then shrugs* You
never know..."

1279-3: You see Borger Goldenaxe - Watchman give some meat to Beverlee
Goppernanticus.

1279-3: You see Borger Goldenaxe - Watchman give some fur to Beverlee
Goppernanticus.

1279-3: You see Borger Goldenaxe - Watchman give some small bones to Beverlee
Goppernanticus.

1279-3: You say: "Yes, missing sort of messed up my plans... *Laughs again*"

1279-3: Borger Goldenaxe - Watchman says: "He'd probably say something like: "Come
on, Chief, give me more!""

1279-3: You say to Beverlee Goppernanticus: "Is Danny Douglas Jr. in the guard?
Borger says he thinks someone said he is."

1279-3: Borger Goldenaxe - Watchman says: "Yeah, *smiles* you missed him. "

1279-3: You say: "Well, you see, I was intending to whip Jack and then say something
along the lines of "Work, ye slave!" *Laughs* But all in jest, of course."

1279-3: You see Borger Goldenaxe - Watchman efficiently hurt a deer using a recurve
bow.

1279-3: Borger Goldenaxe - Watchman says: "Hmm, sad. But she looked to be in a coma
or something to me."

1279-3: You say to Borger Goldenaxe - Watchman: "Not as far as I know..."

1279-3: Borger Goldenaxe - Watchman says: "Indeed, come on, whip that horse!"

1279-3: You say: "Yep. A heart attack or something. *Scratches his head* I would
have expected starvation..."

1279-3: Borger Goldenaxe - Watchman says to you: "And that Danny Douglas Jr? I heard
someone say he was part of the guard. Is he?"

1279-3: You say: "Besides, whips aren't very strong... a waste of resources, in my
opinion. But we might as well have fun with it, since it's here."

1279-3: Borger Goldenaxe - Watchman says: "Is Jade dead then? "

1279-3: Borger Goldenaxe - Watchman says: "Hehe. And then we say that the visitors
should not be violent. *grins*"

1279-3: You say: "*Laughs* Aye, I smote you with it indeed..."

1279-3: You say: "*Laughs* Well, we're just having fun today, aren't we? Hit Borger
in the head with a shovel, Adam with a Waster, but I missed Jack with the whip..."

1279-3: Borger Goldenaxe - Watchman says: "That's evil John, a whip!"

1279-3: Borger Goldenaxe - Watchman says: "Well, well. My head does ache, John.
*laughs* But it will be a nice story to tell to my children. "Tell us about that day
that Mr. Kunst smote you down with a shovel, Daddy? Didn't you fly 10 metres away?
Aye, my lass." *laughs very hard*"

1279-3: You say: "Damn, I missed..."

1279-3: You attack Jack - Watchman using a whip, but you miss.

1279-3: You say: "*Frowns for a moment and then looks at Jack and grins* Let's see
what this does..."

1279-3: You see Borger Goldenaxe - Watchman skillfully hurt Adam Wilson - Watchman
using a waster.

1279-3: You see Borger Goldenaxe - Watchman skillfully hurt Jack - Watchman using a
waster.

1279-3: Borger Goldenaxe - Watchman says: "There! Right in the belly...I hope your
breakfast will not come out. *grins* "

1279-3: You take a Note -SFG Current Status Report - 1279-.

1279-3: You drop a Note -SFG Current Status Report - 1279-.

1279-3: Borger Goldenaxe - Watchman skillfully hurts you using a waster. You lose 3
percent strength. Your shield was ineffective against the blow.

1279-3: Borger Goldenaxe - Watchman says: "Here, take this. *thrusts with the
waster*"

1279-3: You say: "Time to update the roster, again..."

1279-3: Borger Goldenaxe - Watchman says: "As I just said, it's useful for you to be
skilled in fighting, as comander of the Guard."

1279-3: You say: "Eh?"

1279-3: Borger Goldenaxe - Watchman says: "Now he runs away!"

1279-3: You enter Xiria Forest (west), where you see 21 people, leaving West Xiria
Forest Community Hall.

1279-3: You enter West Xiria Forest Community Hall, where you see 0 people, leaving
the central area of Xiria Forest (west).

1279-3: You say: "I wonder if Jade has woken up yet... *Mutters* Or starved to
death..."

1279-3: You say: "I guess I'm a better fighter than I thought..."

1279-3: You expertly hurt Adam Wilson - Watchman using a waster, who loses 4 percent
strength.

1279-3: You say: "Didn't realize I was that good at shovel fighting..."

1279-3: Borger Goldenaxe - Watchman says: "Huh? Am I hallucinating? *leans against
the wall* It was a pretty good hit, John. Right on the skull."

1279-3: You say: "Had worse? When? Where? *Frowns* Goblins?"

1279-3: Borger Goldenaxe - Watchman says: "Well, it's a pretty blunt thing. *rubs
the side of his head* Yeah, I've had worse. Come up ye, little goblins."

1279-3: You say: "*Looks at the shovel and shakes his head* Where'd this thing come
from anyway?"

1279-3: You say: "Sorry Borger, but you gotta block those shovels. *Starts laughing
again*"

1279-3: Borger Goldenaxe - Watchman says: "*laughs, shaking his head* OW! *falls
down* I really need a helmet, I think."

1279-3: You say: "*Laughing* I just hit someone with a shovel... oh god..."

1279-3: Borger Goldenaxe - Watchman says: "Hmm?"

1279-3: You say: "Whoops, that was supposed to be the waster..."

1279-3: You see Borger Goldenaxe - Watchman efficiently hurt a horse using a recurve
bow.

1279-3: You expertly hurt Borger Goldenaxe - Watchman using a shovel, who loses 6
percent strength.

[Nick]

(Out Of Character:If you are going on vacation please tell us and give a Government
Offical a key to any thing that is yours so if you are killed or die we can action them off and so we can give you food)

Right Now The government officals are
no one

This is at the bottom of a list of laws. The main body of the note has very poor spelling and I am unclear if English is not the person's first language, if the author is a six year old, or if it is just a joke.

I especially like the part where if you die of starvation, the government will auction off your things to buy you food. that and there is no government.

That's good.

[nitefyre]

Bottom ups, it's a little racy so eyes beware.

John Desmond Locke says: "Mhmm. I was wondering what it was you were gagging on."

Captain Hotaru Maerlin says: "Heavens No. Hydra happens to be a Man"

Eve Desmond Locke says: "*grins* Not that there is anything wrong with that...I just didn't know. My apologies. "

John Desmond Locke says: "Isn't that Hydra (Hotaru's cabinboy)? "

Eve Desmond Locke says: "So Captain, is there a Mrs. Captain hidden away anywhere?"

Hotaru Maerlin says: "*while the couple are not looking, he pretends to gag*"

[Leo Luncid]

Nice, nitefyre. A consequence of using the wrong action at the wrong time. That seems to happen to me in game too. I bet that Captain find that more offending than funny.

[Peanut]

This doesn't really qualify as funny... more sad. I really wish my character could get the OOC reference so she could shoot him

a man in his twenties says: "Uh Uh me tarzan you jane?"

WHOA!

That was my char.

I named him Tarzan.

But later renamed him to Peter Drake.

The memories

[El_Skwidd]

Yeah, this is funny in a sad way too.

I've changed your name to protect you from the wrath of certain forum denizens says: "I wish to build a sub cultural society based on social darwinism would anyone be interested in joining me and working together towards a better life?"

...

[BarbaricAvatar]

Here's a passage that amused me. Read from bottom to top. (Yes it has been 4 days)


1415-7: Stacey says: "Yeah, take it back, if i had any arms left, i'd hit you harder. *sob sob sob*"
1415-7: You see Stacey drop a smooth bone ring.
1415-7: Stacey says: "S.Jr....ouch....do you not love me anymore?"
1415-7: Kasone says: "Now how is she going to where that nice ring?"
1415-7: Stacey says: "*clonk, other arm falls to the floor*"
1415-7: Kasone says: "*looks over at stacey and gasps at her wounds* Are those all old or did S.Jr do that to you?"
1415-7: Stacey says: "How could you do this to me? *sob sob*"
1415-7: You see S.Jr expertly hurt Stacey using a steel sabre.
1415-7: You see Stacey awkwardly hurt S.Jr using a bare fist.
1415-7: S.Jr says: "Yes."
1415-7: Stacey says: "That's all it was for? Just a sorry for taking my arm?"
1415-7: S.Jr says: "Since I took her arm off and gave her a ring as a sorry."
1415-7: Kasone says: "Wen did you become so attached to S.Jr?"
1415-7: S.Jr says: "I didn't do anything. You mislead youself."
1415-7: Stacey says: "Of course i'd marry a forty year old Torque! S.Jr is a brave man, a man of honour, a man of strength. A wonderful wonderful man. But...but....how could you do this to me S.Jr?" *sob, sob, sob*
1415-7: S.Jr says: "Because I will die before her and get all my stuff? Eh? *laughs*"
1415-7: Seth says: "Did you just propose to her torque?"
1415-7: S.Jr says: "It was just a present. As I had blown out my knee chasing you. *looks at Seth* Yes old age."
1415-7: Torque says: "*Smacks his forehead*He is twenty years older then you..A guy my age would be more to your liking...why would you marry a forty year old?"
1415-7: Stacey says: "*quite literally sobbing now, the tears streaming down her cheeks like waterfalls* But i thought you loved me S.Jr ... *sob, sob, sob*"
1415-7: S.Jr says: "No thank you."
1415-7: Stacey says: "You proposed to me with a ring that you thought was junk? It doesn't matter, the beauty is of what it represents. Our love and our future together"
1415-7: Torque says: "*Glares at Stacey*He could of just been giving it to you as a gift..besides who would make a bone ring a wedding ring?"
1415-7: S.Jr says: "I gave it to you cause Zara didn't want it, and Tammy already had a better one. It was junk I was going to throw away."
1415-7: Stacey says: "But you DID S.Jr! See this ring? You gave it to me while you were on one knee. What else could you have been doing?"
1415-7: Torque says: "*Glares at Stacey*I don't like the way this girl acts...it is as if she is a gold digger."
1415-7: S.Jr says: "No I didn't!"
1415-7: Torque says: "*Growls at S.Jr.*You proposed to her?"
1415-7: S.Jr says: "I never proposed.."
1415-7: Stacey says: "But why S.Jr? Why would you propose? Why would you give me something to look forward to then take it away? Why would you do this to me?"
1415-7: S.Jr says: "I don't want a wedding."
1415-7: Stacey says: "What were you meaning S.Jr? please answer me.... *tears welling up in her eyes*"
1415-7: S.Jr says: "Ask Tammy."
1415-7: Torque says: "S.Jr., can I have permission to kill this wench who acts like she is half drunk? You guys don't even have a history for god sakes!"
1415-7: Stacey says: "WHAT DO YOU MEAN NO WEDDING? *her eyes blazing*"
1415-7: Seth says: "Tut tut tut. Grumpy old men, they just get worse and worse."
1415-7: S.Jr says: "No wedding."
1415-7: Seth says: "Blojt is nice I hear, you could have it there."
1415-7: Stacey says: "S.Jr, you will answer me this instant! To what were you saying "no" to Seth about?"
1415-7: S.Jr says: "I may squeeze in a boat trip to Blojit..? Whatever it is called."
1415-7: Stacey says: "Hang on, what do you mean "Nope"? Nope what?"
1415-7: S.Jr says: "Nope."
1415-7: Seth says: "You could fit a wedding in their somewhere couldn't you?"
1415-7: S.Jr says: "I need to finish this sheild, make sure Tammys' building is all built, then make my things."
1415-7: S.Jr says: "No!"
1415-7: Stacey says: "Oh come on hunny bunny, you know it doesn't matter to me, just look at yourself! Hey, why don't we sneak off and have a pre-honeymoon? *winks*"
1415-7: S.Jr says: "I was expecting late fourties."
1415-7: Stacey says: "Seth! He is not an old man! He's only in his mid forties, and has the athleticism of a man in his twenties. And believe me, he has lost none of his stamina!"
1415-7: Seth says: "He was leaning on his blade and slipped Stacey, thats what happens when old men try to act young."
1415-7: Stacey says: "*runs over to S.Jr* Are you hurt? What happened? Silly man, what were you trying to do?"
1415-7: S.Jr says: "No, I blocked it. Heh."
1415-7: Torque says: "Hahahahaha!"
1415-7: Seth says: "If I didn't know better I'd say he missed!"
1415-7: Stacey says: "S.Jr! What are you doing to yourself?! Stop it hunnny!"
1415-7: You see S.Jr expertly hurt S.Jr using a steel sabre.
1415-7: Seth says: "*laughs*"
1415-7: Stacey says: "No no Torque, S.Jr is my boss, wherever we may be. And i like it *winks at S.Jr*"
1415-7: Torque says: "*Eyes widen, and he stifles a chuckle* S.Jr....believes his job is to take orders...I wonder what orders he will be given in bed. *Cracks up, a rare thing for Torque, for a somewhat anger only type of person.*"
1415-7: S.Jr says: "No."
1415-7: Stacey says: "Of course you're all invited! "
1415-7: Seth says: "You must invite us."
1415-7: Zara says: "Ah, how could I forget?"
1415-7: Stacey says: "Mine and S.Jr's wedding of course!"
1415-7: Zara says: "What is it?"
1415-7: Stacey says: "oh dear, well we have another big event to look forward to"
1415-7: Zara says: "Only the most exciting day in Pok Harbor history."
1415-7: Stacey says: "Morning everyone, have i missed anything?"

[CrashBlizz]

Its never a dull moment in Pok harbour!

[Cherize]

Kick him in the nads, Stacey.

[Coramon]

Kick him in the nads, Stacey.

Beautiful, just beautiful.

[MrPenguin589]

I wanna go to Pok Harbor now.

[15454]

Here's a passage that amused me. Read from bottom to top. (Yes it has been 4 days)


1415-7: Stacey says: "Yeah, take it back, if i had any arms left, i'd hit you harder. *sob sob sob*"
1415-7: You see Stacey drop a smooth bone ring.
1415-7: Stacey says: "S.Jr....ouch....do you not love me anymore?"
1415-7: Kasone says: "Now how is she going to where that nice ring?"
1415-7: Stacey says: "*clonk, other arm falls to the floor*"
1415-7: Kasone says: "*looks over at stacey and gasps at her wounds* Are those all old or did S.Jr do that to you?"
1415-7: Stacey says: "How could you do this to me? *sob sob*"
1415-7: You see S.Jr expertly hurt Stacey using a steel sabre.
1415-7: You see Stacey awkwardly hurt S.Jr using a bare fist.
1415-7: S.Jr says: "Yes."
1415-7: Stacey says: "That's all it was for? Just a sorry for taking my arm?"
1415-7: S.Jr says: "Since I took her arm off and gave her a ring as a sorry."
1415-7: Kasone says: "Wen did you become so attached to S.Jr?"
1415-7: S.Jr says: "I didn't do anything. You mislead youself."
1415-7: Stacey says: "Of course i'd marry a forty year old Torque! S.Jr is a brave man, a man of honour, a man of strength. A wonderful wonderful man. But...but....how could you do this to me S.Jr?" *sob, sob, sob*
1415-7: S.Jr says: "Because I will die before her and get all my stuff? Eh? *laughs*"
1415-7: Seth says: "Did you just propose to her torque?"
1415-7: S.Jr says: "It was just a present. As I had blown out my knee chasing you. *looks at Seth* Yes old age."
1415-7: Torque says: "*Smacks his forehead*He is twenty years older then you..A guy my age would be more to your liking...why would you marry a forty year old?"
1415-7: Stacey says: "*quite literally sobbing now, the tears streaming down her cheeks like waterfalls* But i thought you loved me S.Jr ... *sob, sob, sob*"
1415-7: S.Jr says: "No thank you."
1415-7: Stacey says: "You proposed to me with a ring that you thought was junk? It doesn't matter, the beauty is of what it represents. Our love and our future together"
1415-7: Torque says: "*Glares at Stacey*He could of just been giving it to you as a gift..besides who would make a bone ring a wedding ring?"
1415-7: S.Jr says: "I gave it to you cause Zara didn't want it, and Tammy already had a better one. It was junk I was going to throw away."
1415-7: Stacey says: "But you DID S.Jr! See this ring? You gave it to me while you were on one knee. What else could you have been doing?"
1415-7: Torque says: "*Glares at Stacey*I don't like the way this girl acts...it is as if she is a gold digger."
1415-7: S.Jr says: "No I didn't!"
1415-7: Torque says: "*Growls at S.Jr.*You proposed to her?"
1415-7: S.Jr says: "I never proposed.."
1415-7: Stacey says: "But why S.Jr? Why would you propose? Why would you give me something to look forward to then take it away? Why would you do this to me?"
1415-7: S.Jr says: "I don't want a wedding."
1415-7: Stacey says: "What were you meaning S.Jr? please answer me.... *tears welling up in her eyes*"
1415-7: S.Jr says: "Ask Tammy."
1415-7: Torque says: "S.Jr., can I have permission to kill this wench who acts like she is half drunk? You guys don't even have a history for god sakes!"
1415-7: Stacey says: "WHAT DO YOU MEAN NO WEDDING? *her eyes blazing*"
1415-7: Seth says: "Tut tut tut. Grumpy old men, they just get worse and worse."
1415-7: S.Jr says: "No wedding."
1415-7: Seth says: "Blojt is nice I hear, you could have it there."
1415-7: Stacey says: "S.Jr, you will answer me this instant! To what were you saying "no" to Seth about?"
1415-7: S.Jr says: "I may squeeze in a boat trip to Blojit..? Whatever it is called."

1415-7: Stacey says: "Hang on, what do you mean "Nope"? Nope what?"
1415-7: S.Jr says: "Nope."
1415-7: Seth says: "You could fit a wedding in their somewhere couldn't you?"
1415-7: S.Jr says: "I need to finish this sheild, make sure Tammys' building is all built, then make my things."
1415-7: S.Jr says: "No!"
1415-7: Stacey says: "Oh come on hunny bunny, you know it doesn't matter to me, just look at yourself! Hey, why don't we sneak off and have a pre-honeymoon? *winks*"
1415-7: S.Jr says: "I was expecting late fourties."
1415-7: Stacey says: "Seth! He is not an old man! He's only in his mid forties, and has the athleticism of a man in his twenties. And believe me, he has lost none of his stamina!"
1415-7: Seth says: "He was leaning on his blade and slipped Stacey, thats what happens when old men try to act young."
1415-7: Stacey says: "*runs over to S.Jr* Are you hurt? What happened? Silly man, what were you trying to do?"
1415-7: S.Jr says: "No, I blocked it. Heh."
1415-7: Torque says: "Hahahahaha!"
1415-7: Seth says: "If I didn't know better I'd say he missed!"
1415-7: Stacey says: "S.Jr! What are you doing to yourself?! Stop it hunnny!"
1415-7: You see S.Jr expertly hurt S.Jr using a steel sabre.
1415-7: Seth says: "*laughs*"
1415-7: Stacey says: "No no Torque, S.Jr is my boss, wherever we may be. And i like it *winks at S.Jr*"
1415-7: Torque says: "*Eyes widen, and he stifles a chuckle* S.Jr....believes his job is to take orders...I wonder what orders he will be given in bed. *Cracks up, a rare thing for Torque, for a somewhat anger only type of person.*"
1415-7: S.Jr says: "No."
1415-7: Stacey says: "Of course you're all invited! "
1415-7: Seth says: "You must invite us."
1415-7: Zara says: "Ah, how could I forget?"
1415-7: Stacey says: "Mine and S.Jr's wedding of course!"
1415-7: Zara says: "What is it?"
1415-7: Stacey says: "oh dear, well we have another big event to look forward to"
1415-7: Zara says: "Only the most exciting day in Pok Harbor history."
1415-7: Stacey says: "Morning everyone, have i missed anything?"

Heh. I end up killing a person a year there so . Death Count of Pok harbour by me : 30, Gone without killing someone: 3 hours.

And Yep never a dull day there .

[Coramon]

Heh. I end up killing a person a year there so . Death Count of Pok harbour by me : 30, Gone without killing someone: 3 hours.

Truly, not cool. Death is part of life, but not the reason for it.

[15454]

Heh. I end up killing a person a year there so . Death Count of Pok harbour by me : 30, Gone without killing someone: 3 hours.

Truly, not cool. Death is part of life, but not the reason for it.

You know how many pirates and theives pass through?

And I didnt do as good as I could of, I think she is still living now, we let her go.
1415-7: You expertly hurt Stacey Kiebler using a steel sabre, who
loses 31 percent strength.