Funny or interesting IC quotes

[Bran-Muffin]

That was funny, what west said I mean...

[wichita]

1134-5: Talsmeir says: "*laughs* None taken."

1134-5: Lee says: "Here, I'll help. No offense, but I want you clothed as soon as possible."

1134-5: Talsmeir says: "*chuckles* I was only kidding about that Lee... I'm making a loincloth now..."

1134-5: Lee says: "*His voice lowers.* I don't think so, but I don't know what she's into . She could be like you; wanting to show off her womanhood."

1134-5: Talsmeir says: "You think Sparrow would like someone like him *gestures at PH* staring at her... at her... *frowns... then motions around his chest area* those?"

1134-5: Lee says: "*Shrugs* Y'never know."

1134-5: Talsmeir says: "*shakes his head* I doubt that..."

1134-5: Lee says: "Hopefully I won't have done this for nothing. *Looks towards Sparrow. Only her backside is showing, so he doesn't turn his gaze elsewhere.* Or maybe she was enjoying it , in which case I'm doomed."

1134-5: Talsmeir says: "Maybe not... but it got the job done, and that's what counts."

1134-5: Lee says: "Yeah... that was not my proudest moment though."

1134-5: Talsmeir says: "Just a little butt action, and the problem is solved"

1134-5: Lee says: "*Grins* Who says you need violence to win something?"

1134-5: Talsmeir says: "Very nice Lee!"

1134-5: Lee says: "*Pulls his arm downward in a sort of victory motion.* Score one for me! At least Kayleigh is fully dressed."

1134-5: Data says: "*sighs, standing slowly* Lee, you just made the scene too unsexy... *walks away, heading over towords Kayleigh*"

1134-5: Talsmeir says: "*chuckles* Awww... don't be shy now."

1134-5: John Reynolds says: "Pretty sure no-one needs to see me try to be sexy..."

1134-5: Talsmeir says: "*laughs* I don't blame you..."

1134-5: John Reynolds says: "Look away, that is."
1134-5: John Reynolds says: "*nods* I think I will..."

1134-5: Talsmeir says: "Ah, but John, don't you want to join in on the fun? Don't you want to learn how to be sexy?"

1134-5: Lee says: "Yes, it's probably best to just look away, John."

1134-5: John Reynolds says: "*blinks* I think this rates among the strangest conversations I've ever heard..."

1134-5: Talsmeir says: "*mocks PH* Yes, you should be punished..."

1134-5: Lee says: "*He kneels down, his rear end right in PH's view.* How 'bout now?"

1134-5: Data says: "Lee.... You're being very unsexy right now... *rolls back to the right, getting back his clear view*"

1134-5: Lee says: "Hm... what else do I have here? *Scrathes his head as he shuffles back into being an obstruction.*"

1134-5: Talsmeir says: "*grins* Nice try, Lee."

1134-5: Data says: "*rolls back to the left, getting a clear view* Try again later..."
1134-5: Data says: "*sighs, squeezing soflty* Nope, too hard."

1134-5: Lee says: "*Steps back into PH's way, a pineapple now it hand.* It might be a few years old, but it it's still good."

1134-5: Talsmeir says: "*nods* Yes... *glances at Lee jokingly* ...this is a very important undertaking he's dealing with..."

1134-5: Data says: "You'll be the first to get them Talsmeir... Now I must be left alone while I gather notes... "
1134-5: Data says: "Erm... what the hell is a pineapple? Perhaps if I got to feel one. But until then, I guess a no is in order. *rolls to the right, getting a clear view* Hmm...."

1134-5: Talsmeir says: "*glances amusingly at Lee then turns to PH* Yes... I see, well, try and find me when you do piece them together, will you?"

1134-5: Lee says: "*Stands between PH and Sparrow, thinking of something softer.* What if I used pineapples? Would those be more like it?"

1134-5: Data says: "Erm... *shuffles random notes about, trying to make it look like he has been taking notes indeed* I'm afraid I'd need to piece them together to have them make any sense... And that could take years."

1134-5: Talsmeir says: "So you are recording this, eh? Mind if I take a look at what you have so far? Apparently, I could learn a few things..."

1134-5: Data says: "It's a very serious subject. When I gather enough data and publish my findings, you'll see. Until then, *rolls over onto his stomach, staring at sparrow* I'll continue to collect my data."

1134-5: Talsmeir says: "*nudges to Lee* He takes this sexiness thing very seriously, doesn't he?"
1134-5: Talsmeir says: "I suppose you'd know then..."

1134-5: Data says: "*extends a hand up, squeezing one potatoe gently* Nope. Not even close to what a real one feels like."

1134-5: Talsmeir says: "*tries to contain his amusement, but fails miserably, as he almost collapses in his laughter*"

1134-5: Lee says: "Maybe I can change that, PH. *Struts over to PH, shaking the potatoes in his face.* How bout now?"

1134-5: Data says: "Well i'm not a woman, thus I'm afraid I won't be needing her perspective. But if any of you feel the need to share, i'm all ears."

1134-5: Talsmeir says: "But I think that you should be looking at it from the women's perspective, don't you think?"

1134-5: Data says: "Well maybe I shouldn't say that all males are nonsexy. I just haven't happened to stumble across any as of yet."

1134-5: Talsmeir says: "Aye to that Lee! *grins*"
1134-5: Talsmeir says: "But how do you know that no other guys can be sexy? Isn't that just because you are a guy? And doesn't it really matter what the women think, not what we think... 'cause that's who we fall in love with, right?"

1134-5: Lee says: "Maybe, but it's funny as hell."

1134-5: Data says: "Before we go any further... I just want to say... this is all very unsexy Lee."

1134-5: Lee says: "*Thinks for a second.* Maybe I shouldn't be thinking about these things."

1134-5: Data says: "Not always. It also has to do very much with the way you carry yourself. Not to mention your charisma and other random effects. But I guess looks do have some part in it."

1134-5: Lee says: "Aw c'mon. *Spins around, showing off his new features.* I'm small enough to pass for one aren't I? I'm not big and bulky yet, like that guy with the broadsword. I bet if I was in a dress, you couldn't tell the difference."

1134-5: Talsmeir says: "*turns to Ph* So, according to your definition, sexyness has nothing to do with looks?"

1134-5: Talsmeir says: "*adds sarcastically* Yes, you almost fooled me Lee, but thanks to Ph I realized you were faking it."

1134-5: Data says: "*looks over to Lee, shaking his head as if to say no* I am also very good at spoting a fake. Now manly girls are very unsexy. Another exception to the rules."

1134-5: Talsmeir says: "*looks over at Lee and laughs hysterically*"

1134-5: Lee says: "Hmm... Does that mean if I do this.. *Picks up two potatoes and holds them up to his chest.* I'm sexy now?"

1134-5: Talsmeir says: "*doesn't look impressed* And no other man can do that/"

1134-5: Data says: "My devotion is second to none. Not to mention my confidence. "

1134-5: Data says: "What makes me so Sexy? *begins to laugh, seeming to think its a silly question* My ability to assess the situation, no matter whats going down. I keep my cool and I always put the ladies first."

1134-5: Talsmeir says: "*looks a little disappointed* And what makes you so sexy?"
1134-5: Talsmeir says: "*blushes* Well..."

1134-5: Data says: "... You seem to be mistaken. Anything non-female is not sexy. With the exception of myself. Not to crush your dreams or whatnot, its just the way it goes."

1134-5: Lee says: "What? I don't get to hear it?"

1134-5: You see Talsmeir talking to Data.

1134-5: Talsmeir says: "*clears his throat*"
1134-5: Talsmeir says: "Or Hermit or Ph. *grins*"

1134-5: Data says: "And the question is?"

1134-5: Talsmeir says: "Well, anyway, "Professor", I have a question for you."

1134-5: Data says: "Call me Hermit or PH, whichever you like. But then again... *rolls back onto his back, looking at the sky* I don't suppose it matters too much."

1134-5: Lee says: "It certainly does. *Unlike Tal, he laughs freely.* One day you're going to look at someone's wife the wrong way and get killed for it."

1134-5: Data says: "So i'm told. And don't worry Lee. Its natural to look. Thats why I say look as often as you can!"

1134-5: Talsmeir says: "Do you mind if I call you Professor, I don't quite feel comfortable calling you Perverted... although I suppose Hermit might do."
1134-5: Talsmeir says: "*stifles a laugh* Well, PH, it suits you well..."

1134-5: Data says: "I am actually quite old. I've lived in the most remote locals as of late, thus why they call me the Hermit. And well.. the other Part is self explanitory."
1134-5: Data says: "Some have begun to recognize me as the PH.... Or the Perverted Hermit!"

1134-5: Talsmeir says: "Well, professor... *mock bows to him* to whom do I owe this great honor to speak to?"

1134-5: Lee says: "Yeah, but she wears clothes. Well... half of her does. *Tries unsucessfully not to look, going a little red as he catches a glimpse.*"

1134-5: Data says: "I actually have a title.... so you can all stop calling me data. "

1134-5: Data says: "Sexyness cannot be taught >.>;; You just have it, or you don't have it."

1134-5: Talsmeir says: "*turns to Data* Professor of Sexyness? You teach any classes?"
1134-5: Talsmeir says: "I'm just kidding you Lee. *nudges him* You always have Sparrow to look at, eh?"

1134-5: Lee says: "It's hard to miss when you go running past. Ugh... *Closes his eyes in disgust.* Alright, I'm done thinknig about this."

1134-5: Data says: "Well one might call me a professor of sexyness. Lets just say I usually enjoy my job."

1134-5: Talsmeir says: "Oh? You've been looking at it for all of the two years... *nods grinning slyly* I see..."
1134-5: Talsmeir says: "But- for those that are too awed by it, I shall make a loin cloth to cover it up."

1134-5: Lee says: "Yeah, but I've had to look at for two years now. It's burned into my mind now. *Shudders.*"

1134-5: You see Talsmeir use some fur on Manufacturing fur loin cloth.
1134-5: Talsmeir says: "*looks down* I'm just showing off my manliness, don't be jealous. *grins*"

1134-5: Lee says: "Tal, maybe you ought to use some of that to cover yourself. I'm kind of sick of looking at it. *Laughs.*"

1134-5: Talsmeir says: "So, erm, no one wants my lovely hides and furs?"
1134-4: Talsmeir says: "I'd say."

1134-4: Lee says: "*Smiles, holding back his laughter.* He's thinking with the wrong head if you ask me."

1134-4: Talsmeir says: "Always about sexiness, eh, Data?"

1134-4: Data says: "*shrugs* I've only been here a day or so... But so far, Kayleigh has my vote. And as for the non-sexy situation... I guess it happens to everyone sometimes. *glances over at sparrow, quickly glancing back down to a random spud* Erm... yeah."

[Yo_Yo]

XD

Lol. It's even funnier when I read it. Man, we three had alot of fun with that conversation

I think every town needs a little PH to spice things up

[wichita]

Agreed! That was some excellent roleplaying by you guys. Every town needs a Lee and Tal too, man. They're seriously like Merry and Pippin. There are a few more good ones featuring them that are buried deep down in my logs that I need to finish digging out.

[mikki]

*giggles* Now I enjoyed that.. I kept laughing.. *looks over at Yo_Yo* Shame you decided to QUIT.. *shakes her head, ashamed. she sighs* It was alot of laughs with Data around.. And I still refuse to call him PH like everyone else.

[Nixit]

Ah.... good times...

[mikki]

*smiles* Well, Life in wonderful LV has spiced up again.. I will post some of that tomorrow seeing how the 4 day rule still applies..

[Yo_Yo]

Hey, it was hard work being a perv in that village. I was hit several times for peeping in the beginning. I would log on after an escapade like that just to see if I was locked up or beaten to a pulp.

Then the villagers started to like me. Nay, love me :3

And (data,Ph.... insert preference here) hasn't died yet, nudge nudge

I mean, after all. I have to publish my findings. Then he can die

[wichita]

Oh come on Yo-Yo, I hit him with a fist, and that character can only hit for 1 point of damage max! And what's this about being hard to be a perv in LV? Which game were you logging in to? It was a love dodecahedron for the longest time. Somebody spiked the lake with something.

1151-2: You say: "*he blushes shocked* Uh...what brought on this conversation."
1151-2: You see Perverited Hermit leaving Lake Village Tailoring Shop, entering Storage Room.
1151-2: Perverted Hermit says: "I'll be... well hiding ^^;;"
1151-2: Perverted Hermit says: "Erm... well Chauncey, tell her what a pervert is."
1151-2: You say: "What?!"
1151-2: Bessie Rae Monaghan says: "What's a pervert?"
1151-2: You enter Lake Village Tailoring Shop, where you see 5 people, leaving the central area of Lake Village.

Remeber that moment? OMG that was the most amazing timing I have ever experienced while logged in, me and Seko actually posting at the same time! Good times!

[Nixit]

Yeah, Talsmeir gets the first copy!

[Yo_Yo]

Hey, I do remember being hit with a fising spear. Not to mention Spike with his constant threatening. If I do remember right, I was dragged onto a boat and threatened with death by spike. He had some grand thing with wanting to protect Kayliegh.

But expect with Data's return a fight in the dog house, if you know what I mean

Edit: Not to mention while the hiting may have stopped, he has his fair share of people that highly dislike him in the village, for one reason or another. Chauncy is a prime example. Along with that oaf John.

[wichita]

Oh wow! I forgot about him getting drug onto the boat. Well..he asked for it a little bit. Do I need to post the scene where PH was rubbing against the side of the building while watching Sparrow dig for potatoes? I could hardly believe my eyes..

"Daddy, what's that bad man doing to that building?"

Anyway, Chauncey's probably over it by now. His life is consdierably more peaceful since getting married and quitting that crappy job.

[Yo_Yo]

That building got what it had comming to it >.>;;

He might be back one day. But until then, he's peeping through fields of silk

[west]

that fat kid in your avatar must DIE.

[kinvoya]

I agree. I wish he'd have a heart attack and fall out of the frame.