Funny or interesting IC quotes

[nitefyre]

ROFLz!~!

I'm happy my character just made it across, yet not to the final destination yet.

[grayjaket]

That is hilarious

[west]

If anyone has turn reports for PDS from those days (before Ad died) could they PM or email them to me? pretty please?

I miss those days so...

[sammigurl61190]

Out of no where, this happens in Quillanoi:

723-8: You see an insane man, who hasn't said his name pointing at Redfish Jones.

723-8: You see an insane man, who hasn't said his name give some sand to Redfish Jones.

723-8: an insane man, who hasn't said his name says: "Here is your required turquoise, Mrs. Barnacle."

Then later, when the player obviously signed on, this happens:

724-2: You see Redfish Jones pointing at an insane man who hasn't said his name.

724-2: Redfish Jones says: "You, Furlong Tiberius! I will let this slide, like a tortoise in it`s icy grave, but one might mistake you for a feral agent of the curtailed blacknes that nearly hangs from the rafters... Don`t make a stranger out of stone and it`s fellows."

724-2: You see Redfish Jones drop some sand.

Obviously, Redfish is going to have some competition as the insane villager in Quillanoi.

[nitefyre]

Lolz, I was about to post that.

[grayjaket]

Now I want to have a char in Quillanoi....keep postin those!

[sammigurl61190]

725-3: an unidentified woman says: "Can anyone tell me about this place?"

725-3: Redfish Jones says: "Quillanoi is situated somewhere between the unwavering hills of green justice and the sea. There are several resources that can removed from their earthen dwelling, some more willingly than others, but the potatoes are always watching. The people tend to line themselves with contempt and a certain unidentified sense of purpose. No one touches the sheep, or at least not since Bill left, but I can assure you he will return."

The woman speaks to him several times, and he replies to each one in turn.

725-3: Redfish Jones says: "Of course you may."

725-3: Redfish Jones says: "All are welcomed to inquire what they will. Here, ask me about the sand."

725-3: Redfish Jones says: "I am Redfish Jones. It`s a pleasure to meet you finally."

725-3: Redfish Jones says: "It lies occasionally."

725-3: Redfish Jones says: "I`ve been trying to raise stone into a form that could maybe add to the way, and to truth, and even to a bit of daisies, but they only seem to like the ground so I weave them sometimes. There are also the resources, which as you may know already have a tendency to retract the considerations put forth on their behalf. It brightens the day almost as a cow`s unspoken persistence when ever I find that one new piece of the whole."

And that's Redfish for you.

[west]

Well, thanks to Katie Hoggs, I shall soon have the opportunity to create a new character. Gibberish, anyone?

[thingnumber2]

um...I don't mean to stifle creativity or funny characters, but aren't there enough insane characters in cantr already?

[west]

out of a population of 5000? nope.

And you don't get to talk. I just chased your 'silly' character halfway across the KDS area because someone was worried about him.

[thingnumber2]

lol...true, why should I be the one talking...5000?!?! where are they all hiding?

[creepyguyinblack]

Most are probably locked up.

[ephiroll]

Most are probably locked up.

You wish

[1959 Apache]

Actually the population is around 3050. I don't mind the crazies. Reminds me of myself, many times. What I don't like are the newspawn thieves. Just inconvenient jerks who waste our time and end up dead. I am convinced these players are spawning characters in places that they don't want to be, so they have them killed just so they can try another spawn in the hopes of it being in the place they want. Not exactly in the spirit of the game.

[rklenseth]

Actually the population is around 3050. I don't mind the crazies. Reminds me of myself, many times. What I don't like are the newspawn thieves. Just inconvenient jerks who waste our time and end up dead. I am convinced these players are spawning characters in places that they don't want to be, so they have them killed just so they can try another spawn in the hopes of it being in the place they want. Not exactly in the spirit of the game.

That is why you capture them rather than kill them.

Oh, and my character theif is starving in Quillanoi's Town Hall and I am afraid now that new events have occurred that he will be forgotten or that a lynch mob might kill him instead. The lynch mob would be interesting but I have that feeling that Robert has a few tricks still remaining up his sleeve and that he is just waiting for the opportunity to use them.