Movie scenes adapted to Cantr

[gejyspa]

Morpheus says "The Matrix is everywhere, it's all around us, here even in this building. You can see it out your door, or hear it on your radio. You feel it when you go to work, or go to church or pay your taxes. It is the world that has been pulled over your eyes to blind you from the truth."

Neo says "What truth?"

Morpheus says "That you are a slave, Neo. That you, like everyone else, was born into bondage... kept inside a prison that you cannot smell, taste, or touch. A prison for your mind. Unfortunately, no one can be told what the Matrix is. You have to see it for yourself."

Neo says "How?"

Morpheus says "Hold out your hands. *puts a tomato in Neo's right hand*"

You see Morpheus give tomatoes to Neo.

Morpheus says "This is your last chance. After this, there is no going back. *puts a cookie in Neo's left hand*"

You see Morpheus give cookies to Neo.

Morpheus says "You eat the cookie and the story ends. You wake in your bed and you believe whatever you want to believe. You eat the tomato and you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes."

Neo says "*feeling the smooth skin of the tomato and cookie, moisture grows in his palms*"

Morpheus says "Remember that all I am offering is the truth. Nothing more."

Neo says " I can't eat these. I'm not damaged."

Morpheus says "(OOC-- OMFG! RP it, you idiot!)"

Neo says "*eats the tomato*"

Morpheus says "Follow me. *he leads him into the next room, where there is a man in his twenties with a t-shirt and ripped jeans typing things onto a computer*"

Neo says "Where am I? Who is this?"

Morpheus "That, for lack of a better term, is you. Or rather, your player...."

EDIT: to fix Neo's "feeling" action...

[Snickie]

I lol'ed at that, gejyspa.

[gejyspa]

(I kinda went off=script there at the end.. but it was so worth it.) BTW, Snick, still hoping for a PM from you about my last PM to you. And what the heck are you doing up so late? (Not that my 15yo is asleep, either).

[Snickie]

(I kinda went off=script there at the end.. but it was so worth it.) BTW, Snick, still hoping for a PM from you about my last PM to you. And what the heck are you doing up so late? (Not that my 15yo is asleep, either).

(But it still made me laugh. )

I haven't responded because a) the PM is long, and it's sitting in my drafts folder half-finished, but only half because long PMs are much easier to view and edit on my laptop, which I don't get Internet on in my room. B) My schedule has grown considerably busier within the past few days, between middle school night for the band at the high school football game (which we won, amazingly) last night, long marching rehearsals on Thursday, All-State auditions today, and being forced to go with my mom to department stores to look at bedsheets and curtains. Granted, I could've sent something despite all that, but it'd probably be shorter and in less detail as I normally type.

I'm up late because it is Saturday night! Woohoo. Pretty much everybody my age I know is either partying or planning to party at some point, and I'm here instead, posting on the Cantr forums.

[EchoMan]

Nice one gejyspa.

[Arenti]

Very funny!

[Doug R.]

[returner]

I hope TV shows are okay!

A woman in her fourties says: It seems today,
That all you see,
Is violence to newspawns,
and sex in Pok Desert

A man in his fourties says: But where are those good old fashion values....

A man in his fourties, woman in her fourties, kid in his tens, kid in his tens, and a dog say: On which we used to rely?!
Lucky theres a Blackrock guy!
Lucky theres a group who,
positively can do,
all the things that make us...

A toddler says: Bleed and die!

All: They're.. the.. Black.. rock.. people!

[returner]

A Few Good Men/Cantrians


A man in his fifties: You want some tomatoes?
A man in his twenties: I think I'm entitled to them.
A man in his fifties: You want some tomatoes?
A man in his twenties: I want the 10,000 grams of tomatoes!
A man in his fifties: You can't handle the tomatoes(truth)! Son, we live in a world that has tomatoes. And those tomatoes have to be guarded by men with crossbows. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Weinberg? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago and mushrooms and you curse the Guardians(insert generic army name here, ie Guardians, Army, Federation etc). You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that Santiago's death, and the consumption of mushrooms, while tragic, probably saved tomatoes. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves tomatoes...You don't want the truth. Because deep down, in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me eating tomatoes. You need me eating tomatoes.
We use words like tomatoes, potatoes, carrots...we use these words as the backbone to a life spent defending something. You use 'em as a punchline. I have neither the tea nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps on a wooden cart of the very freedom to eat tomatoes I provide, then questions the manner in which I provide it! I'd rather you just said thank you for these delicious, tasty tomatoes and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a steel sabre and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you're entitled to!
A man in his twenties: Did you order the eating of 10,000 grams of tomatoes?
A man in his fifties: (quietly) I did the job you sent me to do.
A man in his twenties: Did you order the eating of 10,000 grams of tomatoes?
A man in his fifties: You're goddamn right I did!!

[Snickie]

Took me awhile to figure that one out. I was like, "Where I have I heard that before?" And then it clicked just now. That was great, returner.

[gejyspa]

One of my favorite movies, Returner. Excellent job!

[Illey]

All is great! but includes spoiler

[Indigo]

To all of you, people. Thanks for made me laugh, even when I can't.

[Abe]

Great ones. One of them reminds me of...

You see M. collecting roses using a gun.
You see M. kill ten men in their thirties using a gun.
You see M. kill three men in their thirties using a grenade.
You see a man in his twenties awkwardly hurt M. using a grenade.
You see M. entering a wooden shack and take some onions and tea.
You see a man in his twenties entering shack.
You see M. kill a man in his twenties using an axe.
You see M. leaving wooden shack.
You see M. kill three men in their twenties using various gardening tools.
You see M. entering mansion.
A man in his fourties says: ((OOC: You cheating bastard, I'm going to report you!))
You see M. expertly kill a man in his fourties using a gun.
You see M. entering basement.
You see B. expertly hurt M. using a pistol.
M. says: *presses the wound and shouts* Drop that chickenshit gun.
B. says: I DON'T NEED NO GUN!!!
You see B. drop a pistol and take a knife.
You see B. expertly hurt M. using a bone knife.
B. says: You are running low on tea and onions...
You see M. expertly hurt a man in his fourties using a bone knife.
A man in his fourties says: *he falls back against a wall and takes an uzzi*
You see M. expertly kill a man in his fourties using a pipe.
M. says: Let off some steam.
A women in her twenties says: *smiles* Daddy.

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[Armulus Satchula]

It reads top to bottom, which i know is very uncantrish, but i'm too lazy to fix it >.>;;;

You see Father entering Unknown Location coming from Unknown Location.

You see Connor entering Unknown Location coming from Unknown Location.

You see Murphy entering Unknown Location coming from Unknown Location.

Connor <A Man in his twenties> says: *Rushes over towards Yakavetta and drags him into the middle of the town. He pushes the man down onto his knees.*

Murphy <A Man in his twenties> says: *He moves quickly over towards Yakavetta, dragging him along with the help of the other two."

Father <A Man in his sixties> says: *He paces slowly infront of the the town, speaking loudly for all to hear* You newspawns have been chosen... To reveal our existence to the island... You will bare witness what happens ....and drop notes of it afterwards. *Pauses briefly before speaking again* All eyes to front.

Yakavetta <A Man in his fifties> says:*He kneels infront the crowd as the two newspawns hold crossbows to him* Nows a good time to Fuckin' do something.

Connor <A Man in his twenties> says: *He kicks Yakavetta in the back, before he can complete his sentence* SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH.

Murphy <A Man in his twenties> says: *He pulls Yakavetta back up and putting his crossbow back to the man's head*

A Woman in her twenties: *She looks to the ground as she tries to hide her tears.*

You overhear Father <A Man in his sixties> whispering to a Woman in her twenties: *He walks over to the young woman and slowly lifts her chin* You must watch dear. It'll all be over soon.

Connor <A Man in his twenties> says: *As he begins to speak, he lifts his crossbow, pointing it at the crowd of people. He yells loudly to everyone with each line.* Now, you will receive us.

Murphy <A Man in his twenties> says: *Watching his brother, he does the same. His crossbow says infront of everyone, pointing at no one in particular. His voice is equally as loud, if not a little bit more so.* We do not ask for your poor or your hungry.

Connor <A Man in his twenties> says: We do not want your tired and diseased.

Murphy <A Man in his twenties> says: It is your currupt we claim.

Connor <A Man in his twenties> says: It is your evil, who will be sought by us.

Murphy <A Man in his twenties> says: With every breath we shall hunt them down.

Connor <A Man in his twenties> says: Each day we will spill their blood till it rains down from the skies.

Murphy <A Man in his twenties> says: Do not kill, do not rape, do not steal. These are principles every spawn should embrace.

Connor <A Man in his twenties> says: These are not polite suggestions. They the town's laws and those that ignore them will pay the dearest cost. *He points directly at Yakavetta*

Murphy <A Man in his twenties> says: There are varying degrees of evil. We urge you lesser forms of filth... *he turns and points to the town's people* ...Not to push the bounds and cross over into true corruption... into our domain.

Connor <A Man in his twenties> says: For if you do, there will come the day when you look behind you and see we three. And on that day you will reap it.

Murphy <A Man in his twenties> says: And we will send you to whatever God you wish. *He turns back to Yakavetta and walks in his direction until he's standing behind the man. His crossbow presses flush against the man's head*

Connor <A Man in his twenties> says: *As Murphy heads back, he follows suit and places his crossbow upon the other side of the man's head*

Father <A Man in his sixties> says: *He walks in between the two men and places the stock of the crossbow against the back of Yakavetta's head*

Father <A Man in his sixties> says:*Prays in sync with Connor and Muprhy in Polish*

You see Connor <A Man in his twenties> attack Yakavetta <A Man in his fifties> with a cross bow.

You see Murphy <A Man in his twenties> attack Yakavetta <A Man in his fifties> with a cross bow.

You see Father <A Man in his sixties> kill Yakavetta <A Man in his fifties> with a cross bow.