Funny or interesting IC quotes

[wichita]

Good story.

[TQ]

That racoon man was absolutly hilarius I've just sat in front of my PC laughing!

[SekoETC]

Hope there ain't any more fun stuff happening when I'm stuck out of town... Damnit I wanna go home! Beth, what the *cencored* are you dawdling in there?

[Sparkle]

Hey! It's not Beth, it's Walter's slow *censored*

[SekoETC]

Ah, could you spank some speed into him?

[Sparkle]

That'll get him hoppin alright.

[Dragonslayer4ever]

Ok. I figured this is good enough to show on here. I had fun with it. I hope everyone enjoys reading it.

Oh and as always please start from the bottom.

1110-3: You leave Olipifirovash Forest, taking Olipifirovash Road to Olipifirovash Forest (west).

1110-3: You say: "*shakes his head* You sir. Its to late for you too. Oh no. Those Racoons have gotten into your head as well. *looking around to make sure they are no where near him* I must flee this plae before the racoons get me too. "

1110-3: a man in his twenties says: "The lady you are pointing to woulud be Cherri Hill she is a Stone Knight... the others that attacked you were not attacking you for the fun of it... they also are Stone Knights... this area is protected by the Stone Knights and you have violated the law... so if you wish to live you will dropp all the you have.. and drop to your knees and wait to be taken to jail.. do not try to run again stand your ground and take what you deserve and you MAY life ... IF not you will die"

1110-3: You say: "Help me put her in this Red KNights Clan H.Q. I am sure the people in there will love to spend time with her. "

1110-3: You say: "The others are not back yet. But they must be dragged into a safe location fall all our protection. Please hurry and help me get them under control. Then we will need to do something about those mind stealing raccoons. "

1110-3: You see a man in his twenties pointing at you.

1110-3: You point at Cherri Hill.

1110-3: You see a man in his fifties leaving the central area of Olipifirovash Forest, entering Mystery Machine.

1110-3: You see a man in his fifties store some material in a storage.

1110-3: You say: "This creature is evil and must be slain immediatly. It is trying to control all our minds. It even made people attack me on the road. In fact I would like these people arrested by whoever is in charge here. I shall point them out."

1110-3: You see a man in his fifties entering Olipifirovash Forest, coming from Mystery Machine.

1110-3: You poke a racoon.

1110-3: You take 154 grams of tomatoes.

1110-3: You say: "I beleive that maniac that was attacking me is after this wood. I don't know but I think he has asome sort of wood fetish. But I must really be going. I got so many places to go so many things to take. "

1110-3: You drop 4828 grams of wood.

1110-3: You see a man in his fifties leaving the central area of Olipifirovash Forest, entering Mystery Machine.

1110-3: You see a man in his fifties entering Olipifirovash Forest, coming from Fishermans Wharf.

1110-3: You see a man in his fifties leaving the central area of Olipifirovash Forest, entering Fishermans Wharf.

1110-3: You see a man in his fifties entering Olipifirovash Forest, coming from Mystery Machine.

1110-3: a man in his twenties says: "I see that everyone is napping or working and I really need to speak with crag before I continue on my search for salt... so until then would it be ok if I dug some tin?"

1110-2: a man in his twenties says: "Hi All my name is Hello....... I come from second Blojt in serch of Salt..... Would anyone have any to trade? I also need to speak with somone named crag... is he here?"

1110-2: You see Cherri Hill arriving in Olipifirovash Forest, coming from Olipifirovash Road to Olipifirovash (west).

1110-2: You see a man in his twenties arriving in Olipifirovash Forest, coming from Olipifirovash Road to Olipifirovash Forest (west).

1110-1: You hear someone knocking on the door to Olip Forrest Lighthouse.

1110-1: You hear someone knocking on the door to Olip Forrest Lighthouse.

1110-1: You hear someone knocking on the door to Olip Forrest Lighthouse.

1110-1: a man in his fifties says: "Greetings fellow Stone Knights, I am Johnny Rebel of Mirovash. I am traveling with the lovely Bella, yo umay have met her a while back here. And the man in the van with us is another Stone Knight, O.J. We are on our way to visit Blojt. Anyone need anything?"

1110-1: You arrived at Olipifirovash Forest.

1110-0: You see Cherri Hill talking to a man in his twenties.

1110-0: You see Cherri Hill turning around.

1110-0: a man in his twenties says: "I refuse to let this continue any longer as I have not stolen anything from your forest find sombody else to blame"

1110-0: You see a man in his twenties hurt a hawk using a bare fist.

1109-7: You see a man in his twenties talking to Crag.

1109-7: You turned around.

1109-6: You say: "*looks at the wood he is carrying* Oh blimy. How did this get here. Leans in closer to the man with the axe* I think you must be looking for this. But it seems i can not give it to you for some strange reason. If you want you can come with me and we can discuss what is to be going on with it this wood now that we have. "

1109-6: You say: "*looks at Cherri's deadly gaze and at her crossbow* What is with this world and giving women such harmful devices. As a matter of fact all these weapons should be destroyed anyway. There are no need for such things when people can get along with just a little understanding."

1109-6: a man in his twenties says: "You cannot track what has already been found, scum. Cherri, I shall leave him to you, for now. I must rest."

1109-6: You say: "Oh really. I seem to have forgettn. You would be as so kind as to please refresh my memory. I am sure that if I had more insight on what is going I can help you track down this culprit. "

1109-6: Cherri Hill says: "Yes, I am Cherri Hill , Stone Knight ...and I stand beside the desicion of my Brothers, if Crag says you are weapon fodder then that is what you are....*places another arrow into her crossbow*"

1109-6: a man in his twenties says: "I call you by what you are. Your crimes have already been stated."

1109-6: You say: "She has attacked me? *looks himself over trying to imspect an impression from Cherri* I don't see her mark. And I told you my name sir. The least you could do is stop calling me scum and introduce yourself as well. The most you could do is tell me what crimes I supposedly commited. I am starting to think that you did and cleverly planted what ever you are trying to accuss me of stealing on me so you can rid me of this world for what cause I have yet to decide. "

1109-6: a man in his twenties says: "Scum, what makes you think that a woman who has already attacked you would assist you?"

1109-6: You say: "*looking at the woman who spoke* Oh you must be this Cherri I keep hearing about. Pleasure to meet you madam. The names Jonathan Andrew. Wanderer Nomad and Trader by living. Perhaps you can assist me. These men are attacking me and I have not touched a soul. Not that I could touch a soul mind you as they are in our bodies. But I am sure you ge the idea right Miss. "

1109-6: Cherri Hill says: "*smiles happily* Thank you"

1109-6: You see a man in his twenties talking to Cherri Hill.

1109-6: Cherri Hill says: "He knows not who he speaks with..."

1109-6: Cherri Hill says: "*smiles* I noticed ..."

1109-6: a man in his twenties says: "Cherri, this man seems to wish to have us arrest ourselves."

1109-6: You see Cherri Hill talking to a man in his twenties.

1109-6: You see a man in his twenties talking to Cherri Hill.

1109-6: You see a man in his twenties talking to Cherri Hill.

1109-6: You turned around.

1109-6: You turned around.

1109-6: You turned around.

1109-6: You see a man in his twenties talking to Cherri Hill.

1109-6: You say: "You still haven't told me why all you people are after me. Leave me alone if you have no business. Or I shall get the authorites in that town I was just in and have all you arrested for attempted murder. I have hurt no one and yet you attack me."

1109-6: You see Cherri Hill talking to a man in his twenties.

1109-6: You see Cherri Hill talking to a man in his twenties.

1109-6: a man in his twenties says: "*still silent, he doesn't even glance at the thief, but continues to sharpen his axe*"

1109-6: You see a man in his twenties talking to Cherri Hill.

1109-6: You see Cherri Hill talking to a man in his twenties.

1109-6: You say: "*looking at the axe his face goes white* Now now sonny. You don't want to do anything hasty. You could hurt someone with that thing. Much less a tree. Why are you people after me like that. "

1109-6: Cherri Hill says: "He has stopped"

1109-6: You see Cherri Hill turning around.

1109-6: You see Cherri Hill turning around.

1109-6: a man in his twenties says: "*his face emotionless again, he begins to sharpen his axe, ignoring the thief*"

1109-6: You say: "I have taken nothing.l Tell me one thing I took that I carry and see what happens. You should learn well not to accuse people of crimes they do not commit. Why I have never done anything bad in all my life. Now for your transgression against me I demand in retribution that you give me 10kilos of steel. "

1109-6: a man in his twenties says: "I don't want to hear your pathetic attempts to appear innocent, you worthless wretch. You are not worth the time it would take to give you proof which you would deny anyway. You shall die. Cherri is a member of the Clan, and should you disrespect her you shall feel my blade."

1109-6: You say: "Now which way am I going again* Looks around dizzily* I got turned around somehow."

1109-6: You turned around.

1109-6: You turned around.

1109-6: You turned around.

1109-6: You turned around.

1109-6: Cherri Hill says: "Smart move...."

1109-6: You turned around.

1109-6: You say: "*puts hands up trying to look innocent* Now now young man you must really be mistaken. I have done no such thing. And what is Cherri. It sounds rather delicous but never heard of it. *stops and looks at the man p and puts his foot down* Now what exactly sir are you trying to accuse me of with out proper proof."

1109-6: Cherri Hill says: "Oh my.......I am too tired or to far away......"

1109-6: Cherri Hill attacks you using a crossbow and misses. You are unharmed.

1109-6: Cherri Hill says: "I will not let anyone speak ill of my brothers, or harm my forest, I am tired but I will try my best...*pulls up her bow*"

1109-6: a man in his twenties says: "Cherri, this man has plundered the forest, flaunted his actions and mocked us, claimed innocence, and now slandered Crag's name. Kill him. *hatred and contempt shows in his usually emotionless face*"

1109-6: You see a man in his twenties pointing at you.

1109-6: a man in his twenties says: "That man is no thief, scum, *he practically spits the word out* he is a respected and revered member of the Stone Knights, and you would do well to watch your tongue in the future or you may swiftly lose it. *looks at the thief with rage in his eyes, and points him out to Cherri* "

1109-6: You see a man in his twenties pointing at Crag.

1109-6: Cherri Hill says: "Hey *grins* Can I help? "

1109-5: You point at Crag.

1109-5: You say: "*shakes his head* Typical sign of delusion. You really should see a docter about that. Now leave me be. Go home to your little trinkects. I have no idea what you all are talking about. But I did see a thief a little while ago. I shall point him out for you. He is the real coalpritt. "

1109-5: a man in his twenties says: "*one eyebrow raises slightly, in disbelief that a man could expect anyone to be that stupid, a guesture that is the equivalent of another man gaping in astonishment* You expect us to believe that, after you take wood from our Forest, then flaunt your actions and mock us as you leave? If you truly were any merchant worth notice, you would have the sense to not steal from a town full of heavily armed people."

1109-5: You say: "*looking at his wounds then at the men in disgust. THen he throws his hands up in the air* What is the meaning of this. You would attack a mere merchant. You must be after the wrong man. Now I demand compenstation for this outrage."

1109-5: You see a man in his twenties talking to Crag.

1109-5: Crag says: "He can eat whatever healing foods he has, it wont matter. If he survivesall the way to Olip west, When he gets there, our allies there will lock him up, "

1109-5: You see a man in his twenties talking to Crag.

1109-5: Crag says: "if it were merely food for a starving man, then we would ignore it, but it was wood as well and then he flaunted his actions and mocked us as he left"

1109-5: a man in his twenties says: "The man who stole food, is he slated for death, or merely death if he does not comply with our wishes?"

1109-4: a man in his twenties says: "I shall."

1109-4: Crag says: "Stay with me on our walk if you wish"

1109-4: a man in his twenties says: "*dislodges his axe from the man's ribs with a twist, and wipes his blade off on the grass* I got the ribs again. Blades get stuck in a man's ribs, getting the blade out is as tiring as putting it in. Shall I return to the Forest now, Crag?"

1109-4: a man in his twenties hurts you using a axe. You lose 14 percent strength.

1109-4: Crag says: "Take a swipe at that one"

1109-4: You see Crag pointing at you.

1109-4: a man in his twenties says: "That was merely a minor display of our wrath. Should you not comply with Crag's wishes, you shall suffer worse."

1109-4: Crag says: "YOU, tresspasser... you move in and out of all our buildings, swiping things from the ground then slip away? Return to the Forest at once or your fate will be the same as this one"

1109-4: You see a man in his twenties hurt a man in his twenties using a axe.

1109-4: You see Crag pointing at a man in his twenties.

1109-4: Crag hurts you using a sabre. You lose 32 percent strength.

1109-4: Crag says: "The Stone Knights do not take too kindly to thieves... and yes your welcome was worn out the moment you spoke. If you had asked nicely, you would have been given anything you needed, but your greedy, sticky fingers have sealed your death"

1109-3: You see a man in his twenties hurt a man in his twenties using a bare fist.

1109-3: a man in his twenties attacks you using a bare fist and misses. You are unharmed.

1109-3: You see a man in his twenties hurt a horse using a bare fist.

1109-3: a man in his twenties says to you: "Hi friend. My name is Dusty Bottoms whats yours."

1109-3: You see a man in his twenties hurt a racoon using a bare fist.

1109-3: You leave Olipifirovash Forest, taking Olipifirovash Road to Olipifirovash (west).

1109-3: You say: "*grabing the food he stuffs it in his mouth* Ah finally a decent meal. *looking around* Hmm. Well , my welcome is now overstayed. By. "

1109-3: You hurt a racoon using a bare fist, which loses 3 strength.

1109-3: You take 75 grams of carrots.

1109-3: You take 153 grams of potatoes.

1109-3: You take 4828 grams of wood.

[Riddrev]

You know, it is people like you who give pick-up-everything-and-run thieves a bad name.

[SekoETC]

Man... you're.. killing me.... *collapses laughing* Just what the.. hell is that..? Is he all insane or what..? Man now I feel like vomiting.. didn't know laughing could cause that.

[TatteredShoeLace]

Jeepers...my Stone Knight is out of town. Did he make it DS4E?

[Dragonslayer4ever]

He tried. He even dropped everything. I guess some of his pursuer didn't see that and killed him. I was hoping to have someone to rival Redfish Jones.

[west]

Right, except Redfish is funny.

[Revanael]

I don't think it's possible to rival Redfish by trying. You just make yourself unpopular by being another stupid thief...

[Dragonslayer4ever]

[nitefyre]

*awkward silence*

*taps fingers* So anyways, I'm sure this has happened many times [top->down] in Drojf.

1122-4: a man in his twenties says: "What kind of entertainment would I be doing? "

1122-4: You see William of the B & G* talking to a man in his twenties.

1122-4: a man in his twenties says: "I was hoping you were going to say Juggling or Tap Dancing."


*B & G is the Drojf's Bar and Grill, otherwise known as a disease infested brothel.