Funny or interesting IC quotes

[The Industriallist]

This doesn't really qualify as funny... more sad. I really wish my character could get the OOC reference so she could shoot him

a man in his twenties says: "Uh Uh me tarzan you jane?"

[Mavsfan911]

I encountered the character somewhere too... I wished I could shoot him.

Here's one from Doryiskom, which is kinda funny:

950-1: You see Eric Peterson give some nuts to Duncan MacLeod.

950-1: Eric Peterson says: "Duncan, I don`t know, if nuts are as good as mushrooms. Test them. "


949-7: Duncan MacLeod says: "Thanks, you`re all so friendly )) When I have completed this harvest, I shall need 400g more of mushrooms. Are nuts good healing food as well?"


949-4: Eric Peterson says: "Duncan, I could give you some nuts."

949-4: Duncan MacLeod says: "Hello. Going fine, thank you. I just need a couple of mushrooms..."

[nitefyre]

:evil:
I encountered the character somewhere too... I wished I could shoot him.

Here's one from Doryiskom, which is kinda funny:

950-1: You see Eric Peterson give some nuts to Duncan MacLeod.

950-1: Eric Peterson says: "Duncan, I don`t know, if nuts are as good as mushrooms. Test them. "


949-7: Duncan MacLeod says: "Thanks, you`re all so friendly )) When I have completed this harvest, I shall need 400g more of mushrooms. Are nuts good healing food as well?"


949-4: Eric Peterson says: "Duncan, I could give you some nuts."

949-4: Duncan MacLeod says: "Hello. Going fine, thank you. I just need a couple of mushrooms..."

Sorry-I don't get it. Er...right. Since stupidity passes for humor, I assume it's just funny that Eric is trying to kill the last gram of humor in the latter post:

This was totally random... But funny for anyone with a unique sense of immaturity...

Hoori says: "Hello everyone, I am Hoori. This is an interesting place."

You say: "Greetings Hoori. i am Ludo Ayre"

You give 100 grams of nuts to Hoori.

Eric Peterson says: "Welcome, Hoori! My name is Eric Peterson."

Hoori says: "Hello Ludo, Eric. Thanks for these, Ludo. *picks up a nut and examines it closely*"

You say: "*Laughs* Mr Hoori! My nuts are not for examination!!!!"

Hoori says: "*laughs* Evil thoughts you have. *laughs*"

Eric Peterson says: "Try them, they`re good!...I mean the real ones, not his...*grins*

[The Industriallist]

More ****in' joy. Not in any way affiliated with the previous bit.

"I hadn`t noticed, I usually don`t check events because there`s just so much conv. b/t others and well, i just worry about progress and stuff"


Why do people like that even play?

Eidt: and for even more goodness, he responds to OOC complaint IC

[The Industriallist]

Continuing to pervert this thread into a complaint topic...

"I`m in sizz-earch of work and fizzz-ood"

[Robert]

I've seen that guy too

[Robert]

This just happened 4 days ago (read top to bottom):

Stephanie Mills says: "*goes over to the sand and begins to play in it*"
Stephanie Mills says: "Now this feels funny. *she giggles and begins wiggling her toes in the sand*"
Man 1 says: "*chases Stephanie into the sand* *laughs heartily* I dont think sand belongs in there."
Albert says: "*smiles* Just don`t make too much of a mess, and if the Emperor comes in, look innocent."
Stephanie Mills says: "*looks up innocently, hair full of sand* Ok. *smiles*"
Man 1 says: "Exactly hair full of sand what did you think I was talking about? Girls just dont get me. *laughs*"
Man 1 says: "When does the emperor ever bother visiting us?"
Stephanie Mills says: "*smiles at Gordon right before picking up a handful of sand and throwing it in his hair*"
Man 1 says: "See now its on. *picks her up and tosses her in the biggest pile* then dives in after her*"
Gary MacSquirly says: "*start digging in the sand* Woo hoo! I`m making a fort!"
Stephanie Mills says: "*screams and tries to run to get more sand*"
Albert says: "The Emperor comes in regularly. If he sees a big mess, he won`t be happy. Keep the fort to a small one."
Gary MacSquirly says: "OK"
Gary MacSquirly says: "Starts making sand balls for upcoming sandball fight"
Cathy Nickleson says: "*starts making her own fort*"
Stephanie Mills says: "*watches the two make a fort, after pouring sand down Gordon`s pants she grabs a heaping of sand, hides behind a machine and began to make her own fort*"
Gary MacSquirly says: "*Throws sandball at Stephanie* Darn, I missed!"
Stephanie Mills says: "Ha Ha! *she sticks her tongue out then runs back behind the machine*".
Gary MacSquirly says: "I`ll get you sometime *poises with sandball aiming where Stephanie pokes out*"
Cathy Nickleson says: "*throws sandball at Gary and ducks for cover*"
Stephanie Mills says: "*peeks around the corner with sand ball in hand*"
Gary MacSquirly says: "*sputters* yuk"
Stephanie Mills says: "*closes her eyes so sand wouldn`t get into them and she throws hitting Albert right on the side of his head*"
Stephanie Mills (a woman in her twenties) says: "*she peeks around the corner and see`s what she did* Oops, sorry Mr. Albert. *she hurrys back behind the machine*"
Carmella Rini (a woman in her twenties) says: "Now this is what happens when there is no work to be done."
Gary MacSquirly says: "*sneaks around other side of machine and dumps a huge load of sand on Steph*"
Cathy Nickleson says: "*invades Gary`s superior fort*"
Gary MacSquirly says: "Hey! Get out of there, it`s mine!"
Stephanie Mills says: "*coughs and shakes sand off of herself* Ah, I`m going to get you girl. *she sits down trying to think of a way to get Cathy*"
Gary MacSquirly says: "You didn`t notice I`m still there? You must pay for your lack of attention *dumps more sand right down her dress*"
Gary MacSquirly says: "On to more important matters *stealthily sneaks toward Cathy from behind*"
Cathy Nickleson says: "Where did Gary go?"
Cathy Nickleson says: "*screams and dances around trying to shake the sand out of her dress* Yow sneaky little, little, whatsamacallit"
Albert says: "*rubs the sand from his head* All right, let`s keep it down a bit. If sand gets into the machines, there will be trouble. I don't mind playing with it, but it has to be kept contained to that area over there. *points to the corner where most of the sand still is* Stay away from the machines."
Man 1 says: "My pants feel a little bogged down it might be awhile before I get used to this feeling."
Stephanie Mills: "*frowns moving away from the machines* I am never going to get all this sand out my hair. *she begins to twirl around*"
Gary MacSquirly says: "*shakes all around* Man, I have sand EVERYWHERE, and I mean it"
Gary MacSquirly says: "*kicks sand back to the corner*"
Cathy Nickleson says: "*brushes sand back into corner*"
Woman 1 says: "*sighs, casually strolls around the workshop examining all of the machines*"
Cathy Nickleson says: "*blows the sand out of a machine before being inspected*"
Stephanie Mills says: "*sits innocently in a corner and began to twirl her hair again*"
Cathy Nickleson says: "That was fun"

NOTE: This transcript has been edited for relitivity and identity protection

[swymir]

It's about time. I didn't think any of my characters would ever be mentioned in the forums. Ever though my one character(not going to say who it is) only played a supporting role I'm glad she was recongnized.

[Robert]

Oh come on, we couldn't have run out already!

[west]

On the contrary: We ran out of funny a long time ago.

[Robert]

THIS is why we need more players

[Sparkle]

I thought this was pretty funny and well rped.

Fritch Quitch says: "*A loud flagulance comes from Fritch's rear...long and loud*.....WooooWheeee...*waving his hand in front of his face*....WoW!!!..Nobody start a fire.....Whoo...Man those carrots might be the death of me.........*Sniffs the air*...Ugghh..And with a smell like that, maybe the death of all you too......*chuckles and then suddenly he holds his nose and his face turns green*..Pheew."

[Nick]

Can never have too many fart jokes...

[Sparkle]

Had to dig this topic up because I found this rather funny and enjoyable. I needed a good laugh and someone else may need one too. Bottoms up of course.

1107-4: Alex Hunter (PFe) (a man in his twenties) says: "sorry about that, i just feel so betrayed"

1107-4: Alex Hunter (PFe) (a man in his twenties) says: "*points at racoon* and all this time YOU didnt tell me? we'll i have news for you mister, we are finshed through, thats the last time i ever carry you all the way from the mountains to find you food *spits on the racoon* scum!"

1107-4: Alex Hunter (PFe) (a man in his twenties) says: "really? those bastards.... wells thats made me look stupid"

1107-4: Ferrin O Collins (PFe) (a man in his twenties) says: "Ah, no. Animals are not at all people.."

1107-4: Alex Hunter (PFe) (a man in his twenties) says: "an an-i-mal, so theyre not just funny looking people?!"

1107-4: Ferrin O Collins (PFe) (a man in his twenties) says: "Anything that's not human nor plant, yet is alive, is an animal."

1107-4: Alex Hunter (PFe) (a man in his twenties) says: "animals!? what are animals!?"

1107-4: Ferrin O Collins (PFe) (a man in his twenties) says: "Well.. most animals don't talk.."

1107-4: Alex Hunter (PFe) (a man in his twenties) says: "yes, my name is Alex Hunter, dont even ask his name, all the years i have travelled with him he has never told me, i worry about him sometimes, doesent quite seem normal, not very talkative you know?"

1107-4: Ferrin O Collins (PFe) (a man in his twenties) says: "we? As in you and your racoon..?"

1107-4: Alex Hunter (PFe) (a man in his twenties) says: "no your right, thats completly insane, youll have to forgive me, i get little bouts of madness like that you see 99% of the time we're fine"

1107-4: Ferrin O Collins (PFe) (a man in his twenties) says: "From wheat..?"

1107-4: Alex Hunter (PFe) (a man in his twenties) says: "if i were to design some sort of machine, maybe from wheat..."

1107-4: Ferrin O Collins (PFe) (a man in his twenties) says: "Mmhmm.. I don't think that's possible.."

1107-4: Alex Hunter (PFe) (a man in his twenties) says: "i cant, the racoon doesn't like the ground of those towns, i would have to find a way to hover... levitate maybe"

1107-4: Ferrin O Collins (PFe) (a man in his twenties) says: "Ah.. perhaps if you follow the road to the nearest town, they may have one.."

1107-4: Alex Hunter (PFe) (a man in his twenties) says: "then would you please point us in the direction of the nearest doctor? as soon as i have gatherd fifteen million grams of rubber to make the racoon a new tire i will leave to see him"

1107-4: Ferrin O Collins (PFe) (a man in his twenties) says: "...right then.."

1107-4: Alex Hunter (PFe) (a man in his twenties) says: "insisted i kill him, luckily i sat him down and told him why i couldent, he can be very tempramental sometimes"

1107-4: Ferrin O Collins (PFe) (a man in his twenties) says: "*clears his throat, then raises a brow* Perhaps you should try again."

1107-4: Alex Hunter (PFe) (a man in his twenties) says: "i looked for one once, wasnt to good, my racoon didnt like him at all"

1107-4: Ferrin O Collins (PFe) (a man in his twenties) says: "....You sir, need to see a doctor.."

1107-4: Alex Hunter (PFe) (a man in his twenties) says: "dont tell the racoon i'm mad, i couldent stand him thinking i'll of me *falls down and crawls towards a tree where he can rest* dear racoon, dear lord, dont forsake me!"

1107-4: Ferrin O Collins (PFe) (a man in his twenties) says: "Dear lord. You're mad. "

1107-4: Alex Hunter (PFe) (a man in his twenties) says: "ah good, it lives. they will never hurt you my sweet"

1107-4: You see Alex Hunter (PFe) (a man in his twenties) poke a racoon.

1107-4: Alex Hunter (PFe) (a man in his twenties) says: "Ask it, it will resolve this entire charade, as to my sanity, it os completly clear that the fact that i missed supper has diven me completly surly, can you not make sense of anything? young people these days, they have to be told everything *rolls eyes*"

1107-3: Ferrin O Collins (PFe) (a man in his twenties) says: "Are you serious? Should I expect it to answer? ...Sir, are you well??"

1107-3: Alex Hunter (PFe) (a man in his twenties) says: "ask it who it belongs to..."

1107-3: Ferrin O Collins (PFe) (a man in his twenties) says: "I'm still curious as to how it's yours.."

1107-3: Alex Hunter (PFe) (a man in his twenties) says: "There is no excuse for violence against my racoon"

1107-3: Ferrin O Collins (PFe) (a man in his twenties) says: "My name is Ferrin. Ferrin O'Collins. *He turns his attention to the man who struck him* And that's hardly an excuse for violence."

1107-3: Alex Hunter (PFe) (a man in his twenties) says: "Idiots! all of you! keep your hands off my racoon!"

1107-3: You see Alex Hunter (PFe) (a man in his twenties) talking to Ferrin O Collins (PFe) (a man in his twenties).

1107-3: Ferrin O Collins (PFe) (a man in his twenties) says: "Your raccoon? How is it yours??"

1107-3: You see Alex Hunter (PFe) (a man in his twenties) hurt Ferrin O Collins (PFe) (a man in his twenties) using a bare fist.

1107-3: You see Alex Hunter (PFe) (a man in his twenties) talking to Ferrin O Collins (PFe) (a man in his twenties).

1107-3: You see Ferrin O Collins (PFe) (a man in his twenties) hurt a racoon using a bare fist.

[Nick]

that's good. Reminds me of Redfish 'n' Bill.