Cantr Storytime with TSL

[Schme]

Yes, tell us another story, Uncle Shoelace! You always tell the sillyist stories! Teehee!

[nitefyre]

First off, can we get a thread split at the beginning of my sidetrack? Thanks, and we'll call the new topic 'Cantr Storytime with TSL'

Now lets see what we have today....oh! I have a letter from 6 year old kinvoya from south central Barbados.

How about the famous story of Ranger John's friend, Devon, getting stabbed when he revealed what a crazed horndog he is.

Well kinvoya, I just happened to have been there when it happened! It all started on a green and orangey night...[cue flahback]

-You see The Suspicious White van arrive in LOCATION DELETED, coming from LOCATION DELETED (gotta give the persons in question some privacy )
-You see Devon arrive in town, coming from The Suspicious White van.

-Devon says "I have some cookies back in my van if anyone wants any."

-A woman in her seventies says "I haven't had cookies since I was a newspawn, I would love one. *smiles*"

-Devon says"*pushes old lady aside* I was talking to her.

-You see Devon point at a woman in her twenties (stacked).

-Ranger John says "Hey that is my new deputy!"

-Devon says "Relax, I just wanted to give her a new bike. Its right inside the van, pretty eyes."

-You see a woman in her twenties (stacked) enter The Suspicous White Van, leaving town.

-A woman in her twenties(stacked) says "I don't see it, and why is there a bed back here?"

-Devon says"Oh, let me go find it for you. I'll be inside in a minute. *he winks*"

-You see Devon drop a pair of leather boots.
-You see Devon drop a pair of hemp trousers.
-You see Devon drop a cotton hombre
-You see Devon pick up some rubber.

-You see Devon enter The Suspicious White Van, leaving town.

-You see Devon talking to a woman in her twenties (stacked)

-A woman in her twenties(stacked) says "*screams* Where are your clothes! You're sick!"

-You see a woman in her twenties(stacked) entering town, coming from The Suspicious White Van.

-You see Devon entering town, coming from The Suspicious White Van.

-Devon says"Baby I just want to dock my galleon in your Pok Harbour! Let the lighthouse take you home!"

-You see a woman in her twenties(stacked) hit Devon using a steel sabre.

-You see Devon drop some meat.

-Devon says"*sniff* I can't belive you're dead Mr. Floyd."

-You see Devon pick up some meat.

Hope it suits you Kinvoya.

John issues all his female Deputies key locked chastity belts (especially when serving in the DHN area). Eve holds all the keys

[TatteredShoeLace]

I wonder if Floyd read this yet....I used his name as the name of Devon's manhood...hope he can measure up to the name.

[Schme]

Yah, I thought that was a nice touch.

[nitefyre]

I wonder if Floyd read this yet....I used his name as the name of Devon's manhood...hope he can measure up to the name.

Pink Floyd...Hmmm...

I thought it would be more realistic if Devon's manhood was named pinkie.

[Oasis]

John obviously hasn't seen him naked then.

[Nick]

This topic has smashed the 'find something better to do with your time' meter.

[Cookie]

Nah its only shatered the glass.

Oh no there it goes.

Looks like it was waiting for you to post Nick.

[rklenseth]

First off, can we get a thread split at the beginning of my sidetrack? Thanks, and we'll call the new topic 'Cantr Storytime with TSL'

Now lets see what we have today....oh! I have a letter from 6 year old kinvoya from south central Barbados.

How about the famous story of Ranger John's friend, Devon, getting stabbed when he revealed what a crazed horndog he is.

Well kinvoya, I just happened to have been there when it happened! It all started on a green and orangey night...[cue flahback]

-You see The Suspicious White van arrive in LOCATION DELETED, coming from LOCATION DELETED (gotta give the persons in question some privacy )
-You see Devon arrive in town, coming from The Suspicious White van.

-Devon says "I have some cookies back in my van if anyone wants any."

-A woman in her seventies says "I haven't had cookies since I was a newspawn, I would love one. *smiles*"

-Devon says"*pushes old lady aside* I was talking to her.

-You see Devon point at a woman in her twenties (stacked).

-Ranger John says "Hey that is my new deputy!"

-Devon says "Relax, I just wanted to give her a new bike. Its right inside the van, pretty eyes."

-You see a woman in her twenties (stacked) enter The Suspicous White Van, leaving town.

-A woman in her twenties(stacked) says "I don't see it, and why is there a bed back here?"

-Devon says"Oh, let me go find it for you. I'll be inside in a minute. *he winks*"

-You see Devon drop a pair of leather boots.
-You see Devon drop a pair of hemp trousers.
-You see Devon drop a cotton hombre
-You see Devon pick up some rubber.

-You see Devon enter The Suspicious White Van, leaving town.

-You see Devon talking to a woman in her twenties (stacked)

-A woman in her twenties(stacked) says "*screams* Where are your clothes! You're sick!"

-You see a woman in her twenties(stacked) entering town, coming from The Suspicious White Van.

-You see Devon entering town, coming from The Suspicious White Van.

-Devon says"Baby I just want to dock my galleon in your Pok Harbour! Let the lighthouse take you home!"

-You see a woman in her twenties(stacked) hit Devon using a steel sabre.

-You see Devon drop some meat.

-Devon says"*sniff* I can't belive you're dead Mr. Floyd."

-You see Devon pick up some meat.

Hope it suits you Kinvoya.

We really need to bring back some old time players. So that people have to worry about power hungry dictators and complex conspiracies.

[west]

No conspiracy is as complex as that hatched in the minds of those who fear its existance.

Case in point: The KDS 'conspiracy' that Maynard, or Maily or the Mac Gregors (depending who you believe) was supposedly at the middle of.

[Gyrus]

Awesome story TSL,

I fall down from my seat while reading *falls down from his seat, and still laughing on the ground everybody looks at him like crazy*.

We want more ...

[Floyd]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I hate you...

[wichita]

Wow! What a great thread! :D:D

Keep 'em comin' TSL.

[Schme]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I hate you...

Don't we all, my friend, don't we all......