Best excuse to avoid trouble and/or death

[trage]

The 4 day rule, and yes it happened today, but honestly I don't think it matters, it affects gameplay in almost no way whatsoever.

[Lonestar]

o its gone up? ok well o well, and yeah it doesnt seem like it would affect the game play lol, someone get her! LOL jk

[Mavsfan911]

What do you mean it's gone up? It's been that was as long as I've ever recalled.
But anyway... Thieves are getting stranger and stranger these days, but at least it's more interesting than the silent "grab everything and run thief"

[Pirog]

Bottoms up.

916-1: Thief says: "*licks her lips*"

916-1: Thief says: "nor my whole body? or just my lower body?......*slowly runs her hand arcoss her body,* I could give you the time of your life if you let me go"

916-1: Thief says: "why would you want to hit me? Do my breast not tempt you?"

To make matters worse...the thief was "a man in his fifties"

[SekoETC]

WHOOOSH OOC: im a toilet

LOL You shouldn't post things like that, man I kept repeating that for god knows how long and my parents thought I'm all silly. (I have this habit of repeating everything strange or funny.)

Anyway, I think if you are really screwed up, nothing can save you. Oh well, I don't have much experience though: Out of three wrong-doers, one died, one was saved only because no one first knew she had been involved and by the time she confessed, they had learned she's ok; and the third thing is still being solved - this last one I wouldn't actually call a crime though.

[cantrpotatoe]

WHOOOSH OOC: im a toilet

LOL You shouldn't post things like that, man I kept repeating that for god knows how long and my parents thought I'm all silly. (I have this habit of repeating everything strange or funny.)

Anyway, I think if you are really screwed up, nothing can save you. Oh well, I don't have much experience though: Out of three wrong-doers, one died, one was saved only because no one first knew she had been involved and by the time she confessed, they had learned she's ok; and the third thing is still being solved - this last one I wouldn't actually call a crime though.

now let me get this right, I said it once.. you kept repeating it... and I have something wrong??

[SekoETC]

Woosh, I'm a toilet!!! *Wash, Rinse and Repeat* Ok I'M the freak, happy?

[Mavsfan911]

When I was more of a noobish person... I got arrested in some Vrallynuets town, and told them I was a messenger for an invading army.
They almost believed it, until they killed her.

[cantrpotatoe]

:D Woosh, I'm a toilet!!! *Wash, Rinse and Repeat* Ok I'M the freak, happy?

Well I am a freak too, but not as much to repeat that to others