The hypothetical "I Died" thread.

[Indigo]

I'll die in my boat, sailing offshore, so my soul can melt with the ocean.
I'll die trying to make this town to grow, working hard, but trying to keep the people around me happy enough to go on living.
I'll die in his arms. I can't think of a better place.
I'll die when I find no one around to stop me.
I'll die of boredom... if he can't keep me moving.
I'll die of a broken heart... I almost did it twice by now.
My soul is already dead. I don't now how my body will die, though.
I won't die. I'll kill everyone I need to keep us alive.
I'm dying of loneliness and sadness... They're all gone.
I won't die. I love this life, being from nowhere and from everywhere at a time. A son of the ocean. I won't die.
I'll die of a suicidal pact. Probably making love.
I'm dying, but no one can see it. I'm awake, I see everything, but I can't move. No one realizes it!
I'll die on the road, as I lived. Maybe sooner than expected.
I'll die when they die. We are just one. One can't exist without the others.

[mojomuppet]

*looks for the post she was going to reply to* Doug?

[Doug R.]

That was supposed to be sent in a PM - I deleted it.

[Arenti]

Not going to name all my chars but just in category.

2 for now want to die but can't because of people not wanting them to. (yes I'm sensitive for that as I know how much I hate it if chars just give up and starve them self while people care about them)

1 thinks: I can't die! I'm a god!

12 think: I will die when I get killed. (or they will try to when there partner dies, though that doesn't count for all of them)

[Pu-239]

-of old age, walking along some random road, searching for the love that never existed.

-tired of causing pain to those that say they love her, though she can't understand why they do, she will wander off and starve (or just walk into the ocean and drown)

- she'll go down fighting alongside the rest of the crew!

- the crazy old couple, or wolves lol

- tore up by a bear within the first week already, starving, and the only person awake is trying to force himself on her while she is bleeding on the ground.

- brand new.... no spectre of death on the horizon as of yet

[rain21]

I'll die trying to get someone out of trouble

I'll die on a ship lost at sea, damn I'm so bad with directions

I'll die alone, sitting on a beach

I'll die by the hands of another who is avenging the murder of a loved one

I'll die from an animal attack

I'll never die, not until I find what i'm searching for

I'll die by the hands of one of the many guys I reject, who finally snaps and says the fatal words "If I can't have you no one can"

[SumBum]

- My mouth and stubbornness will get me killed.
- In my sleep, but I'm still struggling to wake up for now.
- Amazed I'm not dead already. I'll most likely go out defending her.
- Loneliness will kill me, but I have an important task to do first.
- Someone else's carelessness will get me killed.
- Eventually, someone might catch me after I take their things. Nah... LOL
- Dead? Why would I be dead? I didn't do anything to deserve that.
- A prank gone wrong will do me in. Or telling The Man to shove it.
- My own naivety will somehow be involved.
- With any luck, I'll go out riding a big wave with a strong drink in one hand and a hottie in the other.

[Wolf]

Hypothetically speaking, of course, and based on current-ish lives of my chars...
Listing just a few of them, in random order.

1. Assasin scumbags did me in. Eight or nine a' th'basterds found me while I were nappin'. At least me nap were light, an' I took few a' th'basterds along.
--OR--
Damned wild animal scum! I'll be hauntin' ya ta bloody death fer doin' me in!

2. I defended my home to the last drop of blood. Unfortunately this time, mine.

3. I died defending my woman. I failed.
-OR-
I defended my woman... I killed the attackers, but they killed her first. My duty to her was never just in this world so let's get this life over with.

4. I died because after all this time life itself, everywhere, ceased to be.

5. I got old, got fed up with some snot-nose punk thinking he owned the world, and tried to teach him some manners. The little pecker went crying to his buddies, and now there's a bunch of knives and arrows sticking out of my back.

6. I told you, the animals are plotting against us!

[cantrfan]

I'll die from a disgruntled employee.

I'll die from defending my home against a pirate attack.

I'll die from a Polish invasion.

I'll die of... boredom.

I'll die from being discovered as a thief.

I'll die from a horrible grape crushing accident.

I'll die from a failed invasion.

I'll die once someone recognizes my ride.

[Cdls]

I will die...:

Protecting my home, my friends, or hunting down some bastards that need to die.

A violent and bloody death, fighting for the values I have always upheld.

Its gonna be the animals...

What is death?

Someone will take advantage of my generosity.

If Cantr had STD's, it would be that...that woman was dirty....

Broken heart....

Being a smartass...

Animals...again.

Screwin around with the wrong woman...

Falling in an oven?

The choices I have made....

[Indigo]

I won't die. I'll kill everyone I need to keep us alive.

Well... that didn't become true. I died of a broken heart, my soul spilling through the wounds of unforgiveness and hurt.

[CN]

I'll die of alcohol poisoning, if left to my own devices.

I'd die from getting caught up in the task-at-hand and forgetting to eat, or because one day, I'd just realize everything I'd been missing.


Yes, I only have two left, for now.

[Cdls]

I died from lack of the green screen



If I (player) am lucky, I (character)should be dead of starvation soon.

[Snickie]

If things keep going the way they were four days ago…

I'll either die of starvation, or out of grief, as the one I love has fallen comatose…

I'll forget my place among these people, and my mouth will be my death.

Somebody will hurt them again, and I'll snap… Their death will ensure mine, as punishment.

No can die. Is too young. But is hungry. Might starve if no can find food soon.

The bears will be my death. There just isn't enough healing food.

I will be brutally slaughtered as I defend my positions on new and original thinking. They will finally show up.

I'll die by the hand of those who envy my… oh, right, I have no interesting life, traits, or qualities. I will therefore spend years wandering the island looking for someone who will understand me, and when I find them, they will betray and kill me (if my player doesn't lose interest first).

Boredom will ensue sleeping which will ultimately cause death. Provided the animals don't see me as easy prey and eat me first. But I hope the gods will not allow that to happen.

[gejyspa]

My next hypothetical character will die within a few minutes of spawning next to some homicidal character like those of Crashblizz or Mojomuppet who believes that merely having a backstory is enough justification to hacking an otherwise friendly, honest, contributing, useful and innocuous member of society into little tiny pieces.