Things Cantrians would never say...

[AshBee]

I believe it eventually crumbles to animal parts also. I have a character who won't eat meat anymore after the incident with Cassandra and the bodies being locked up because someone made a comment on the radio about being careful of their meat stew. Now he doesn't trust meat because he really doesn't know the source.

[miirkaelisaar]

Eeeew that's wrong on soooo many levels, how do I know I'm not making my knife out of some dead guy's arm?! I make food with that!!! Is that cannibalism? D=

[Joshuamonkey]

Bodies crumble now? Wow, I didn't know that. I just knew that they get lighter over time.

"I'm okay with resource gathering taxes because I know it's used for the good of the community."

4371-7.18: You say: "We're going to take a vote now, everyone hand in your ballot!"
4371-7.18: a man in his twenties says: "Here's mine!"
4371-7.18: a woman in her twenties says: "Here you go!"
4371-7.18: a man in his thirties says: "Here's my vote!"
4371-7.18: a man in his twenties says: "Here it is."
4371-7.18: a woman in his fourties says: *pauses a moment looking at the ballot and then makes a mark in it* All right, I've decided. Here you go."

[SekoETC]

It doesn't make animal parts, it just vanishes into nothingness.

[God]

Oh. My. Me.

[Snowdrop]

Oh, God, you're making me laugh too much today - bless yourself!

[hyrle]

The first post was funny. After that, it's kind of been overkill, and the other posts have lacked the brilliance of the first one.

In any case, back on topic:

Maybe I can tame this lion.

[miirkaelisaar]

or alternatively:

"I wonder if I can ride that elephant..." =P

seriously how cool would that be though...

[kicking jay]

Eventually, all animals will be (theoretically) domesticatable! There's going to be that one crazy girl with a triad of lions walking around her, whom she sics on anybody who looks at her funny.

[Shedevil]

There is a joke going around on one of my characters, that I have to ride a giraffe from one town to the next.

[dekalina]

Bees need a live flowers to make honey. We shouldn't collect them before.

[hyrle]

Don't stick your hand in the beehive!

[miirkaelisaar]

"Are you insane?! Trying to stab that huge bear with a bone knife?!"

[Vega]

"Are you insane?! Trying to stab that huge bear with a bone knife?!"

Trying to punch a bear with your bare hands?

[bnlphan]

You see a man in his twenties whom you haven't seen before.
You see a man in his twenties take note.
You see a man in his twenties take note.
You see a man in his twenties take note.
You see a man in his twenties take note.
You see a man in his twenties take a new bone shield.
You see a man in his twenties take some grilled meat.
You see a man in his twenties slap a man in his twenties in the face.
You see a man in his twenties leaving unnamed location taking expressway to unnamed location.
You leave unnamed location taking expressway to unnamed location
You say, "Thanks for cleaning up, come back and see us."
You turn around.