The grant-a-wish game
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- Bmot
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Re: The grant-a-wish game
Granted, you'll miss your boat, so you won't get seasick.
I wish something to drink would appear here, so I don't have to go downstairs to get it myself.
I wish something to drink would appear here, so I don't have to go downstairs to get it myself.
Richard Dawkins wrote:We privileged few, who won the lottery of birth against all odds, how dare we whine at our inevitable return to that prior state from which the vast majority have never stirred?
- Snickie
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Re: The grant-a-wish game
Here you are! One nice full glass of liquid cyanide, aaaalllllllllll for you.
I wish my shoes actually fit my feet.
I wish my shoes actually fit my feet.
- oddedd
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Re: The grant-a-wish game
Granted. They now fit perfectly, a craftsman spent many hours getting them just right. Unfortunately during the process, he removed them from your legs, and you now have to hobble about on two stumps, with crutches for support, I'm not cruel.
I wish I could catch up with that boat again!
I wish I could catch up with that boat again!
When you're falling off a cliff you might as well try to fly.
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Re: The grant-a-wish game
You do, but with at a unfortunate high fraction of the speed of light, resulting you becoming a red pulp on the back of the boat on contact.
I wish there will come no harm to me.
I wish there will come no harm to me.
"An those with little fuel, could tie a pack of bears in front of their limousine, with whip and crossbow in hands to keep them in line."
- oddedd
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Re: The grant-a-wish game
Granted! You will now live the rest of your life in a white, sterile, padded room, will be fed intravenously through a drip, and never allowed to leave.
I wish i could get off this boat!
I wish i could get off this boat!
When you're falling off a cliff you might as well try to fly.
- Bmot
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Re: The grant-a-wish game
Granted! Iceberg straight ahead! You better get off quickly
I wish I was less bored, and cantr a bit more lively
I wish I was less bored, and cantr a bit more lively
Richard Dawkins wrote:We privileged few, who won the lottery of birth against all odds, how dare we whine at our inevitable return to that prior state from which the vast majority have never stirred?
- oddedd
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Re: The grant-a-wish game
Granted!
You now have fifteen children! You'll never sleep again, but you're not bored!
And for part two,
Everybody who plays cantr is suddenly up, awake and free to play cantr! Cantr has never been so active.
Pitty you'll never have time to play, EVER AGAIN.
You now have fifteen children! You'll never sleep again, but you're not bored!
And for part two,
Everybody who plays cantr is suddenly up, awake and free to play cantr! Cantr has never been so active.
Pitty you'll never have time to play, EVER AGAIN.
When you're falling off a cliff you might as well try to fly.
- Bmot
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Re: The grant-a-wish game
oddedd wrote:Granted!
You now have fifteen children! You'll never sleep again, but you're not bored!
And for part two,
Everybody who plays cantr is suddenly up, awake and free to play cantr! Cantr has never been so active.
Pitty you'll never have time to play, EVER AGAIN.
You forgot to make a wish...
Richard Dawkins wrote:We privileged few, who won the lottery of birth against all odds, how dare we whine at our inevitable return to that prior state from which the vast majority have never stirred?
- oddedd
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Re: The grant-a-wish game
Oh yeah dammit! I wish I could have as many deserts as I like and not gain weight or be unhealthy!
When you're falling off a cliff you might as well try to fly.
- Snickie
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Re: The grant-a-wish game
Granted! Although you find that eating cactus is kind of painful. You lose tons of weight from dehydration and end up dying not because you ate too many cacti, but because you wished for a desert instead of a dessert.
I wish cookies didn't make me feel bad.
I wish cookies didn't make me feel bad.
- oddedd
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Re: The grant-a-wish game
Granted, thanks to just one added ingredient, the cookies now make you feel amaaaaazing Unfortunately the police are on their way.
I wish I could go home, but still get paid.
I wish I could go home, but still get paid.
When you're falling off a cliff you might as well try to fly.
- jesperyang
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Re: The grant-a-wish game
Granted but that would be your last pay ever.
I wish i have a hamster.
I wish i have a hamster.
hyrle wrote:Some days it feels like not enough characters, and some days it feels like too many. I'm such a Cantrholic.
Imagine one day there would be.. hemp loin clothes, bras, and socks. Only the true hardcore would wear them and feel "comfortable".
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Re: The grant-a-wish game
Granted, he just bit your finger
I wish I didn't need to sleep every night.
I wish I didn't need to sleep every night.
I don't sleep, I dream
- Snickie
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Re: The grant-a-wish game
Granted. But when you find it boring to be awake all the time, especially at night, you realize just how much you appreciate naps to pass the time, and you take an eternal nap.
I wish my homework would do itself.
I wish my homework would do itself.
- jesperyang
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Re: The grant-a-wish game
granted. now that your homework have "done itself". it magically multiply to as much as twice the original amount.
I wish my characters didn't die. (most of them)
I wish my characters didn't die. (most of them)
hyrle wrote:Some days it feels like not enough characters, and some days it feels like too many. I'm such a Cantrholic.
Imagine one day there would be.. hemp loin clothes, bras, and socks. Only the true hardcore would wear them and feel "comfortable".
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