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Dead bodies for fuel

Postby Spillages » Mon Feb 05, 2007 10:23 pm

Why not use dead bodies for fuel?


Wait.. I can see it now, My car runs on 100% pure Spillages juice!
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Postby Pie » Mon Feb 05, 2007 10:24 pm

ech.

Um.. I'm going to abstain frome further comment.

....as of...now.
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Postby Sunni Daez » Mon Feb 05, 2007 10:26 pm

ewww ewww ewww

"yes honey I filled the fuel tank with ethyl.... and george and marsha...."


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Postby Chris Johnson » Mon Feb 05, 2007 10:27 pm

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Postby Spillages » Mon Feb 05, 2007 10:31 pm

Didn't even last the full 5 minutes as I predicted. Oh well. I've got a good explanation though.

It would be much more cleaner for the environment. Instead of trying to implement pollution into the soil and trying to harvest carrots form grounds polluted with dead bodies, you could just implement air pollution and have cantrians breathe it in and die anyways. What a great renewable resource?
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Postby Leo Luncid » Tue Feb 06, 2007 2:05 am

Is that even possible in real life???
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Postby Pie » Tue Feb 06, 2007 2:05 am

no, in fact it isn't.
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Postby Sunni Daez » Tue Feb 06, 2007 2:10 am

ummm Cantr is NOT real life!!!!!!!!!
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Postby dryn » Tue Feb 06, 2007 3:49 am

Sunni Daez wrote:ummm Cantr is NOT real life!!!!!!!!!


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Postby SekoETC » Tue Feb 06, 2007 2:06 pm

In fact, the water content of bodies (even dead ones) is so great that you need a whole lotta wood to ignite them. If you had an incinerator-powered car, the incinerator would take awfully lot of room and fuel. In fact it would take less fuel to burn plain wood without the corpses.
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Postby dryn » Tue Feb 06, 2007 6:48 pm

SekoETC wrote:In fact, the water content of bodies (even dead ones) is so great that you need a whole lotta wood to ignite them. If you had an incinerator-powered car, the incinerator would take awfully lot of room and fuel. In fact it would take less fuel to burn plain wood without the corpses.


So you are saying we should have to lay them out on the drying rack first?
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Postby SekoETC » Tue Feb 06, 2007 8:06 pm

I suppose that could work... But you would need a big drying rack to support a corpse.
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Postby Spillages » Tue Feb 06, 2007 8:42 pm

A new recipe on the drying racks? Dried corpse?


Anyone care for some newspawn soup?
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Postby Leo Luncid » Thu Feb 08, 2007 5:02 am

dryn wrote:
Sunni Daez wrote:ummm Cantr is NOT real life!!!!!!!!!


Damn straight!
Well, all the accepted and implemented suggestions seem to be realistic, but okay.
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Postby SumBum » Thu Feb 08, 2007 10:08 am

*refrains from making Soylent Green jokes*
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