The Magic Vending Machine

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joo
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Postby joo » Mon Aug 24, 2009 12:39 am

The elephant comes out drunk and covered in glue, with a sponge stuck to its head.



I insert that two Euro cent coin that some shopkeeper passed off to me a penny.
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Postby rpg101 » Mon Aug 24, 2009 12:43 am

A new Vending machine pops out.

I insert subscription to Golfsmith
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Postby FiziKx » Mon Aug 24, 2009 12:45 am

Out comes furniture porn!

I insert a halo game disk into the vending machine.
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Postby rpg101 » Mon Aug 24, 2009 12:49 am

The vending machien shake slighty. Examing the inside would show that the inner mind of the machine was playing Halo, suddenly it stops, realising it is only a machine and incapable of free will. Sadly the Vending Machine does it job. Master Chief pops out

I insert tube of Gogurt in the Vending Machine.
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Postby FiziKx » Mon Aug 24, 2009 12:52 am

The machine blows up, but since another machine came out a while back, a can of tomato soup comes out of the new vending machine.


I cram a guitar into the new vending machine.
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Postby rpg101 » Mon Aug 24, 2009 12:55 am

The new vending machine strums a few chords of "Stairway to Heaven" then several coins drop out of the Change section.

I insert Communism into the Vending Machine.
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Postby joo » Mon Aug 24, 2009 12:58 am

The machine keeps half and gives you the other half.



I insert this script:

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global engine,promp,surface
property type,pnam,desc,trek,init,stat,rpro,rloc,argo,echo,abno,movv,rest,skil,race,hand,worn,ring,atag
property spd,dam,hps,mps,eps,atts,attp,wepn,syze,xps,sex,class,air,dly,ride,jug
on new me,narb,thar
  jug = me
  ride = 1
  syze = 4
  wepn = #blunt
  atts = ["slurp"]
  attp = ["slurps"]
  spd = 1
  dam = 1
  hps = 50 --health
  mps = 50 --magic
  eps = 50 --energy
  xps = 7777
  race = "vagina"
  class = "animal"
  sex = "female"
  hand = 2
  ring = 2
  movv = 0
  type = #body
  trek = thar
  init = []
  argo = []
  atag = 0
  abno = ""
  echo = narb
  pnam = ["a vagina"]
  desc = "a giant man-eating vagina"
  air = 10
  dly = 0
  stat = [25,1,10,15,15,1,0]
  skil = [:]
  rpro = [:]
  rloc = ["pack","cloak","amulet","head","neck","body","left leg","right leg","left arm","right arm","left hand","right hand","left foot","right foot"]
  worn = [0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0]
  rest = 0
  return me
end
on flyer me
  -- ok, can use this to target it can fly
  -- fly must be in body, not in mount
  -- make fly + climb and transitive commands
  -- make mount omniusable
  -- now i must to bed, smoosh.
end
on dlong me
  return TAB&TAB&TAB&"Before you is a massive vagina.  Wow, it's gigantic!"
end
on input me,wut
  if echo <> 0 then
    if abno = "" then
      abno = wut
    else
      abno = abno&RETURN&wut
    end if
    if engine.flail.findPos(me) <> VOID then
    else
      engine.flail.add(me)
    end if
  end if
end
on zoom me
  engine.outgo.add([echo,abno])
  abno = ""
end
on commd me,wut
  me.input(promp&wut&"%E%P")
  if wut = "fly" then
    if me.rest = 1 then
      me.input("Try standing up first.")
    else if me.eps < 20 then
      me.input("You are way too tired.")
    else
      if me.trek.stat[3] = "indoor" or me.trek.stat[3] = "uwater" or surface.findPos(symbol(castlib(member(me.trek.area).castlibnum).name)) = void then
        me.input("You are not outside.")
      else
        script("abody").areap(me,script("abody").quary(me,me.pnam[1],#name)&&"jumps up flapping skyward.")
        script("abody").trans(me,script(castlib(member(me.trek.area).castlibnum).name&"Sky",castlib(member(me.trek.area).castlibnum).name),"up up and away")
      end if
    end if
    wut = void
  end if
  repeat with f = 1 to init.count
    if init[f].handler("commd") then
      if wut <> void then wut = init[f].commd(me,wut)
    end if
  end repeat
  repeat with f = 1 to skil.count
    if script(skil.getPropAt(f),"Skills").handler("commd") then
      if wut <> void then wut = script(skil.getPropAt(f),"Skills").commd(me,wut,skil[f])
    end if
  end repeat
  if wut <> void then wut = me.trek.commd(me,wut)
  if wut <> void then wut = script("abody").commd(me,wut)
end
on adven me,sym,wut
  return wut
end
on wock me
  if me.rest = 1 and me.dly = 0 then script("abody").commd(me,"stand")
  if random(30) = 1 then
    if random(2) = 1 then
      me.commd("west")
    else
      me.commd("east")
    end if
  end if
  if random(10) = 1 then
    repeat with f = 1 to me.trek.init.count
      if me.trek.init[f].type = #body then
        if me.trek.init[f] <> me and script("abody").quary(me.trek.init[f],me.trek.init[f].desc,#desc) <> 0 and random(3) = 1 then
          script("abody").commd(me,"emo ROARS!!!")
          script("abody").commd(me,"kill"&&me.trek.init[f].pnam[1])
        end if
      end if
    end repeat
  end if
  if atag = 0 then
    if random(14) = 1 then
      script("abody").areap(me,"The vagina gurgles slightly.")
    end if
  else
    if random(8) = 1 then
      script("abody").areap(me,"The vagina moans softly.")
    end if
  end if
  if objectP(me.ride) then
    if ride.trek <> trek then
      ride.trek.init.deleteAt(ride.trek.init.findPos(ride))
      ride.trek = trek
      ride.trek.init.add(ride)
      script("abody").commd(ride,"look")
    end if
  end if
end
on damit me,dis,who
  hps = hps-dis
  script("abody").commd(me,"hp")
  jug = who
end
on death me,who
  if objectP(ride) then ride.commd("dismount")
  engine.bghost(me,who)
end
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Postby Caesar » Mon Aug 24, 2009 9:22 am

Out comes a Giant Vagina. It eats you.


I insert a single coin.
- Every person lost in war is two too many.
- Respect comes from two sides and must be earned. Nobody has the right to it because of a title, sex, age, race or birth.
- What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.
- I believe in True Love, do you?
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Postby joo » Mon Aug 24, 2009 1:28 pm

Two of the same coin come out.


I insert a newspawn.
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Postby Caesar » Mon Aug 24, 2009 2:06 pm

They press the green 'X', and the machine is destroyed by a 'chip attack'.


I insert Sugar Lee Hooper.
- Every person lost in war is two too many.

- Respect comes from two sides and must be earned. Nobody has the right to it because of a title, sex, age, race or birth.

- What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.

- I believe in True Love, do you?
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Postby rpg101 » Thu Sep 17, 2009 2:49 am

A pack of sugar comes out in a hoop named Lee! (Yea that was lame)

I instert a monkey, two kegs of toxic waste, a cape, a mask, a jet pack, and a nuclear warhead.
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Postby Gran » Fri Sep 25, 2009 1:21 am

Instead of a Nuclear Powered Super Monkey, Rob Schneider comes out with a lame movie.

I beat Rob Schneider with an over-sized cod and insert both in the machine.
"Navegar é preciso; viver não é preciso"
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Re: The Magic Vending Machine

Postby Snickie » Tue Mar 20, 2012 7:34 pm

After the machine buzzes and hums for a few years, out comes Snickie and sushi and a <BAMTHREADREZ> tag.

Snickie inserts Rebma into the machine.
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Re: The Magic Vending Machine

Postby playerslayer666 » Sun Oct 14, 2012 11:01 pm

rebma does not come back out. which kinda sucks because i wouldn't mind saying hello to someone i actually know and remember.

i insert snickie into the machine and hope she finds rebma for me.
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Re: The Magic Vending Machine

Postby Snickie » Mon Oct 15, 2012 2:33 am

out pops rconley wearing a weird costume and mysteriously bound

The wind blows some of Snickie's AP Government homework into the machine

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