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Re: The Rhyming Game

Posted: Sat Oct 10, 2015 12:55 am
by BeepBeep
There was once a man named Kevin

Who had two silly wives.

Re: The Rhyming Game

Posted: Sat Oct 10, 2015 7:23 am
by SekoETC
Who led very excentric lives.

The other day Kevin and his wives were caught

Re: The Rhyming Game

Posted: Sat Oct 10, 2015 7:38 am
by Tiamo
When all three of them bought

A shrubbery, while wearing nothing worth mentioning.

Re: The Rhyming Game

Posted: Sun Oct 11, 2015 1:52 pm
by JosiahH
Luckily, the policemen were pensioning

Retired, that is; not working a lot

Re: The Rhyming Game

Posted: Fri Oct 16, 2015 6:11 pm
by hyrle
When one of the wives felt particularly hot.

So she walked over to the police who did loiter.

Re: The Rhyming Game

Posted: Fri Oct 16, 2015 6:23 pm
by Moonflame
They remembered their chores when they saw her goitre.

Her thyroid's overactive, it's just not attractive

Re: The Rhyming Game

Posted: Fri Oct 16, 2015 7:23 pm
by SekoETC
to have a lump in one's throat, so the doctor did, in fact, give

her some medicine to address the issue

Re: The Rhyming Game

Posted: Sat Oct 17, 2015 6:06 pm
by JosiahH
and it normalised all her thyroidial tissue!

"A miracle cure," the policemen all thought,

Re: The Rhyming Game

Posted: Fri Oct 23, 2015 2:58 pm
by Snickie
Until the meds caused all her teeth to rot.

They went to the dentist with police onlooking

Re: The Rhyming Game

Posted: Sat Oct 24, 2015 1:47 am
by cutecuddlydirewolf
Little did they know, the stove was left cooking.

And thus there was a fire, the house burning down

Re: The Rhyming Game

Posted: Sat Oct 24, 2015 3:09 am
by Snickie
THey could hear sirens from across town.

But nobody thought it could be THEIR problem!

Re: The Rhyming Game

Posted: Mon Jan 04, 2016 2:50 am
by Gentlemam245
As the school taught no one to care about such things

As such is the problem with modern education

Re: The Rhyming Game

Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2016 9:15 am
by Alutka
It's better not to think what will become of the young generation

They are promiscuous, crass and swear as bloody hell

Re: The Rhyming Game

Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2016 9:54 am
by SekoETC
On their way to destruction, who can tell

What will come of this nonsense, I do not know

Re: The Rhyming Game

Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2016 11:42 am
by Moonflame
But let's not dwell on it. Surprise limerick, go!

I once met a girl in a game