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This is court...
Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2009 1:12 am
by Misato
I saw this in another forum, and it's a lot of fun to play. ^_^
You are accused of something, and have to defend yourself. It doesn't have to be actual crimes, or convincing defences.
Ex.
Poster 1: I accuse the next poster of loitering on private property.
Poster 2: I was not loitering, I was just standing there waiting on a friend....for 3 hours....
I accuse the next poster of eating the last buiscut.
Poster 3: Clearly there was more in the oven, so it technically wasn't the last one.
I accuse the next poster of....
And so on like that. ^_^ Kay? I'll start.
I accuse tnp of DWI.
Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2009 3:53 am
by Snake_byte
What? No! - I was only holding it
I accuse tnp of assault with a deadly fish!
Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2009 5:05 am
by Misato
No, a snakehead is a deadly fish. I assulted that guy with a clownfish. ^_~
I accuse tnp of public nudity.
Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2009 5:14 am
by Trae
Uhm...I was -wearing- a hat!! >_>
I accuse tnp of mating with a monkey.
Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2009 5:34 am
by Misato
Hey! That was not a monkey, it was my boyfriend!
He may be hairy and walk kinda lopsided, but he's 100% human.
I accuse tnp of high treason against her magisty the queen of france! lol
Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2009 5:41 am
by poetofsilence
Screw France!!!!
I accuse the next poster of being French.
Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2009 5:47 am
by Misato
*speaks with a heavy french accent* I am not French! I am English, you stupid pig dogs!
I accuse the next poster of grand theft tricycle.
Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2009 5:50 am
by Snake_byte
Who you going to believe? Me, or some clown?
I accuse tnp of being a dendropheliac.
Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2009 5:58 am
by Misato
(you stumped me with that one
) I don't know what that means, but pheliac usually means it's something sexuall....anyway, I'm still a virgin, so I couldn't have done it!
I accuse tnp of Murder in the 1st Degree.
Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2009 6:01 am
by Snake_byte
Misato wrote:(you stumped me with that one
)
Means with trees...
I don't know maf...
I accuse tnp of B&E
Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2009 9:14 pm
by Misato
(yeah, i looked it up after i posted. ^_^;)
I didn't break anything, the window was open! As for the entering part...yeah, guilty...
I accuse tnp of burning down my house.
Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2009 9:23 pm
by Saalko
This was your house? But I only want to make a fire in a barrel, with that cardboard box. I hadn't know that that's your house. But now it is warm.
I accuse tnp of making a CRB in Cantr.
Posted: Sun Nov 15, 2009 1:02 am
by Misato
No, that's too confusing for me. I stay far away from the CRB. ^_~
I accuse the next poster of child neglegance.
Posted: Sun Nov 15, 2009 4:54 am
by Trae
I showed more attention to those kids than all of the other instructors combined. -I- wasn't the one in the room when the little one broke his arm.
I accuse tnp of murdering their mother.
(Btw, who else here noticed that Misato is there for every other post...? lol! )
Posted: Sun Nov 15, 2009 5:25 am
by Snake_byte
He deserved it! What kind of a name is "Their Mother" anyway?
I accuse the next poster of defecating in public.