This is court...
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- Snickie
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Re: This is court...
I am disinclined to accept these charges against me. I did not "kill" the rabbit; Elmer Fudd fired at it, and in defense of the rabbit, I dropped it, and it was unfortunate enough to have landed on its head, causing enough trauma that it died within five minutes.
I accuse tnp of treating ostriches unfairly.
I accuse tnp of treating ostriches unfairly.
- Bmot
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Well, of course I treat ostriches unfairly, they don't treat me fairly either!
I accuse TNP of tackling Usain Bolt during the 100 meters sprint.
I accuse TNP of tackling Usain Bolt during the 100 meters sprint.
Richard Dawkins wrote:We privileged few, who won the lottery of birth against all odds, how dare we whine at our inevitable return to that prior state from which the vast majority have never stirred?
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Oh, damn, I know I took a wrong turn somewhere! I was searching for Micheal Phelps, actually. Is the aquadome right or left from here? Somebody?
I accuse TNP of stealing the dogs of Queen Elizabeth.
I accuse TNP of stealing the dogs of Queen Elizabeth.
Don't remember where I was - I realized life was a game - The more seriously I took things - The harder the rules became
- Bmot
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Well, they were just roaming the streets, I couldn't let them just walk there, right? Without food or nothin'...
I accuse TNP of throwing rugby balls onto the tennis court during the women's finals.
I accuse TNP of throwing rugby balls onto the tennis court during the women's finals.
Richard Dawkins wrote:We privileged few, who won the lottery of birth against all odds, how dare we whine at our inevitable return to that prior state from which the vast majority have never stirred?
- Snickie
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So THAT'S what they were doing there. I thought they were playing extreme wall ball and they'd lost their balls.
I accuse tnp of making my cat be incurably lazy.
I accuse tnp of making my cat be incurably lazy.
- Bmot
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Well, if your cat asks me for sleeping pills, who am I to deny that request?
I accuse TNP of making the hole in the ozone layer
I accuse TNP of making the hole in the ozone layer
Richard Dawkins wrote:We privileged few, who won the lottery of birth against all odds, how dare we whine at our inevitable return to that prior state from which the vast majority have never stirred?
- Bowser
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Guilty as charged, I just happen to have a lot of man-made-gas built up yesterday. You can't expect me to hold that in.
I accuse TNP of wearing black socks with flip flops
I accuse TNP of wearing black socks with flip flops
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- Sunni Daez
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Socks with flip flops? Nope Not me! Prove it! Besides, they were dark grey.
(( haha, remined me of this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N87DEVdhgUU )))
I accuse TNP of peeing in the pool.
(( haha, remined me of this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N87DEVdhgUU )))
I accuse TNP of peeing in the pool.
Run...Dragon...Run!!!
- Snickie
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Welcome to my OOL. Notice there is no P in it. Let's keep it that way.
I accuse tnp of skinny dipping in the neighbor's pond.
I accuse tnp of skinny dipping in the neighbor's pond.
- Bmot
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It wasn't skinny... I'm much too fat to do that, and I was still wearing my socks!
I accuse TNP of towing Australia to another place.
I accuse TNP of towing Australia to another place.
Richard Dawkins wrote:We privileged few, who won the lottery of birth against all odds, how dare we whine at our inevitable return to that prior state from which the vast majority have never stirred?
- oddedd
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I did tow Australia yes. But that was back when it was an island off the south coast of England. And the queen ordered me to tow it to the othe side of the world, as whenever she was at her beach resort in Cornwall, she could see the inmates making rude gestures at her!
I accuse TNP of making me work my full 4 week notice period when I just want to start my new job already!
I accuse TNP of making me work my full 4 week notice period when I just want to start my new job already!
When you're falling off a cliff you might as well try to fly.
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while i humbly and respectfully apologize for making you work against your will, try to understand that i have a business to run..... besides, i believe in slavery, so be glad you still got paid.
i accuse TNP of very bad things that i cannot disclose in a public forum..... its too traumatic to bring up.
i accuse TNP of very bad things that i cannot disclose in a public forum..... its too traumatic to bring up.
- Snickie
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Good thing it wasn't me. I haven't been totally traumatized by anything in my life that I know of.
I accuse tnp of giving me too much Government homework.
I accuse tnp of giving me too much Government homework.
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Good that this accusation went legally old, but it's just nice.
I accuse TNP for not reviving this thread earlier.
I accuse TNP for not reviving this thread earlier.
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i appeal these charges on the grounds that i was not even here until 3 days ago. i also in no way implicate any other poster of these charges on the grounds that they are not the next poster.
i accuse the next poster of conspiracy to commit conspiracy, and as proof this is your accomplice who sold you out!
i accuse the next poster of conspiracy to commit conspiracy, and as proof this is your accomplice who sold you out!
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