Stupid super-powers
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- Snickie
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Re: Stupid super-powers
The ability to only be able to smell very bad odors.
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the ability to remain in a normal mood at all times, with no extreme joy nor sorrow
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The Midas touch.
"Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man."
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the ability to revert the midas touch
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Ability to never use adjectives in speech and writing, ever
- Cantrvingeon
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Being able to breathe water, but only being able to do so when standing on dry land.
"Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man."
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So that means you can breathe rain? Cool!
The ability to disconnect portions of your brainstem at will, but not the ability to put them back together again.
The ability to disconnect portions of your brainstem at will, but not the ability to put them back together again.
- Diego
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the ability to turn any food unedible
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- Indigo
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Snake_byte wrote:Being Deaf, dumb, blind and invisible?
That reminded me of this:
(Dumb, dead, bastard and invisible)
Someone wrote:Being dark is an intelligent interpretation of the fabricated world, made up from our heads, there to tempt and play with us
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The ability to eat hair without gagging
- Diego
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perfect knowledge of all wall street transactions and price fluctuations, exactly twenty years after they take place
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The ability to turn toast into untoasted bread
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- Snickie
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The ability to be so secretive even you don't know you're there
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