Stupid super-powers

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Rugila
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Re: Stupid super-powers

Postby Rugila » Wed Oct 03, 2012 6:14 pm

Power to forget only a things that might be useful information for you!
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Re: Stupid super-powers

Postby Cheshierekat » Fri Oct 05, 2012 3:51 am

The power to create an awkward moment.... just by being there.
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Re: Stupid super-powers

Postby playerslayer666 » Sun Oct 14, 2012 10:32 pm

the power to come back from the dead..... even though you never really died.
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Re: Stupid super-powers

Postby Snickie » Mon Oct 15, 2012 2:27 am

The power to balance two weights that have the exact same mass and volume and shape
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Re: Stupid super-powers

Postby playerslayer666 » Mon Jun 24, 2013 9:18 pm

the power to make a post. now if only i had a real power to post about.....
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Re: Stupid super-powers

Postby Snickie » Sat Jul 13, 2013 4:23 am

The power to see 1/100th of a second into the past
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Re: Stupid super-powers

Postby hyrle » Wed Apr 16, 2014 8:57 pm

The power to not smell things by simply becoming a mouth-breather for a while. (I do call this a super power.)
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Re: Stupid super-powers

Postby Tiamo » Thu Apr 17, 2014 2:44 pm

The power to change the color of your eyes within 5 minutes, by sheer willpower.
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Re: Stupid super-powers

Postby Aurora » Thu Apr 17, 2014 11:08 pm

The power to take a power nap.
Into the darkness you shine
Out of the ashes we rise
There's no one like you
None like you!
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Re: Stupid super-powers

Postby Snickie » Fri May 16, 2014 4:34 pm

The power to change the color of your toenails.
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Re: Stupid super-powers

Postby Otherside » Fri May 16, 2014 5:12 pm

The power to swallow chewing gum and die years later... from swallowing too much chewing gum.
You speak in every curling wave and sing in every violent breeze.
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Re: Stupid super-powers

Postby Snickie » Fri May 16, 2014 5:13 pm

The power to digest all the nutrients you need from pre-chewed chewing gum. Like the kind you find stuck to the desk or under the seats on the subway
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Re: Stupid super-powers

Postby NostalgicMelody7 » Fri May 16, 2014 10:10 pm

The power to control the direction of your stream of urine with your mind.
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Re: Stupid super-powers

Postby Snickie » Sat May 17, 2014 1:01 am

The power to make your feces stinkier.
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Re: Stupid super-powers

Postby Aurora » Wed May 21, 2014 8:50 pm

The power of knowing there's an earthquake... after the earthquake.
Into the darkness you shine
Out of the ashes we rise
There's no one like you
None like you!

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