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Re: Excuses, Excuses

Posted: Mon May 14, 2018 3:09 pm
by Alladinsane
This is a mess, why is there a bowling ball on the top sh--- ???


(some time later)

Can someone help me fix a cracked skull?

Re: Excuses, Excuses

Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2018 3:11 am
by Snickie
I would but you hid the superglue. See it's your fault I can't fix you.

Somebody teach my cats to not kill each other.

Re: Excuses, Excuses

Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2018 2:13 pm
by gejyspa
Sorry, the dog is paying me more NOT to do so.

Someone find me more billable hours at my work?

Re: Excuses, Excuses

Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2018 2:34 pm
by Snickie
Bill Nye the science guy would be better at that than me

Somebody build a machine for me so I can just download all the information I need directly into my brain for the test tomorrow?

Re: Excuses, Excuses

Posted: Sun Nov 18, 2018 6:22 pm
by Alladinsane
I would if all the screwdrivers were not in a town on treefeather.

Somebody find me a splint for my broken thumb? Tootsie rolls, no matter how old they are, don't seem to be helping. Plus I keep shucking my thumb.