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King of the Hill
Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 1:10 am
by toon
I've seen it used in the forums before. just dethrone the king in some way and take the hill for yourself. why not huh...???
Till then... I AM THE KING OF THE HIL!!!
Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 8:23 am
by Phalynx
I roll your sorry ass down the hill....
Now I am King of the Hill!!!!!!
Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 12:33 pm
by Antichrist_Online
I break both your legs with a baseball bat and make you kneel at my feet begging for your life...
Now I'm king of the hill.
Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 2:03 pm
by deadboy
I politely ask you to leave the Hill, and you do so
*Ahem*
I'm now the King of the Hill?
Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 2:19 pm
by Dust Puppy
I was about to say "no", but remembered that grey eminence suits me better.
deadboy is still king of the hill!
Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 2:38 pm
by Voltenion
I ask him to step in my carpet, he does so and I pull it so he falls down the hill...
Kneel Mortals! I'm the king of the hill!
Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 2:55 pm
by Dust Puppy
My liege, I kneel... and steal the carpet, sell it, and use the money to pay someone to assassinate the king.
deadboy is king of the hill again!
Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2007 1:57 am
by Phalynx
I laugh at ratboy's nakedness till he runs down the hill to fetch some sackcloth
Therefore making me King of the Hill
Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2007 5:53 am
by DELGRAD
*walks up the hill and faces Phalynx* Erm, You look like...*runs back down* Phalynx is the hill king. *runs and hides behind a smaller hill*
Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2007 7:49 am
by Phalynx
Yay
I AM King of the Hill!
Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2007 9:54 am
by Dust Puppy
*sneaks up behind Phalynx and pulls back the hood* Look people! Your king has no head, and therefore no brain! It´s just an empty robe!
Hail to deadboy, king of the hill!
Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2007 9:59 am
by deadboy
*He asks Dust Puppy to join him half way up the hill*
Um... could everyone please also hail Dust Puppy, the Sub-King of the Hill
I think that still makes me King of the Hill
Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2007 10:05 am
by Dust Puppy
Oh, thank you. But I think in that case I prefer to be called "queen of the hill". *flutters her eyelashes*
Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2007 10:47 am
by Phalynx
I advise Dusty Dawgand Ratboy to get a room and take my rightful place.
I am King of the Hill!
Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2007 10:51 am
by Dust Puppy
Why should we need a room? We have a castle! Guards, throw Phalynx into the tower!