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Dudel
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Postby Dudel » Sun May 24, 2009 1:04 am

The third person claims first, thats the rules! *claims joo's spirit, over powering him and creating an even deeper void then there was before* Dudel wins, Joodle is no more and joo is even father behind that! *expels joo deep into a vague existence not worthy of even paramecium* THE HILL IS MINE! YOUR IRC TRICKS WILL NOT WORK HERE!
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Money
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Postby Money » Sun May 24, 2009 1:16 pm

*snaps his finger and an elephant appears on the hill*
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snm2001
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Postby snm2001 » Mon May 25, 2009 9:11 am

and I'm riding it.. I boot Dudel and claim hill
Sleepers are soulless... put them out of their misery
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joo
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Postby joo » Mon May 25, 2009 11:33 pm

*Rides in on a writhing carpet of wild Paramecia, which wash over everybody on and around the hill, quickly decomposing their bodies and returning into his to provide him with nutrition from the digested corpses. He takes his place as King, guarded by his countless symbiotes.*
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Dudel
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Postby Dudel » Tue May 26, 2009 2:29 am

*uses anti-microbial soap* I WIN AGAIN! *claims hill*
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Litchin_flip
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Postby Litchin_flip » Tue May 26, 2009 2:34 am

*Raises those that Joo killed and sends them up the hill to bring Dudel to the bottom and pull his limbs off. Walks to the top of the hill and commands his skeleton army to guard him.* Its my hill now
SIMMONS--SNOWWIS--hmmm interesting don't you think
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snm2001
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Postby snm2001 » Sat Jun 06, 2009 5:36 am

brings in a pig army to eat everyone and everything.. claims hill
Sleepers are soulless... put them out of their misery
playerslayer666
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Postby playerslayer666 » Wed Jun 17, 2009 7:21 am

** makes bacon out of your pig army and claims the hill. he munches on a piece of bacon as he waits **
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Postby Caesar » Wed Jun 17, 2009 2:18 pm

*Poisoned the pigs, and so the previous occupant dies to the poison, after which he claims the hill, clumsily breaking both his legs over the corpse of a pig, and waits for the next person to overthrow his reign.*


I claim the hill.
- Every person lost in war is two too many.
- Respect comes from two sides and must be earned. Nobody has the right to it because of a title, sex, age, race or birth.
- What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.
- I believe in True Love, do you?
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joo
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Postby joo » Wed Jun 17, 2009 2:54 pm

I let you keep the hill. The value of property has gone down so much that it's not even worth the effort of stealing.
playerslayer666
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Postby playerslayer666 » Thu Jun 18, 2009 9:59 pm

i blow up the valueless hill and claim a new hill which has a much higher value.
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Postby EQ2 » Mon Jul 06, 2009 8:15 pm

I take my army of Zulu soldiers and empale all of the pople of this thread. We then cut of the peoples heads and stick them on spears and put them up on the bottom of the newly build hill constucted of discarded rubberbands. I make sure to burn Joo's remains so that he doesnt come back even stronger than before.


Well then... It would seem that I am ;Indeed, the king of the hill. (Starts constructing a wall)
I took one big step and i looked away, I thought of all the other things that I wanted to say. I'm always too late (never got my story straight) I'm always up late (think of everything I Hate)
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FiziKx
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Postby FiziKx » Thu Jul 16, 2009 3:56 pm

*Drops an H-Bomb on the somewhat new and of higher value hill, leaving a valley filled with nuclear fallout*

I claim the irradiated valley.

*Sets up new government and has an election*

I am the president of the valley.
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Litchin_flip
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Postby Litchin_flip » Thu Jul 16, 2009 5:41 pm

Assasinates FiziKx and fills in the valley using the old hill and claims it for himself.
SIMMONS--SNOWWIS--hmmm interesting don't you think
playerslayer666
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Postby playerslayer666 » Thu Jul 16, 2009 8:12 pm

ignores the valley and builds a new castle on top of a brand new hill

i am the king of the hill

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