King of the Hill

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toon
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Postby toon » Fri Nov 23, 2007 6:03 pm

*hires barry Bonds(on steroids) to take care of the other guy and reclaims the hill*
Voltenion
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Postby Voltenion » Thu Dec 06, 2007 11:37 pm

HA! you are the king for so long that you became fat with all your parties and such...*easily pushes toon out of the throne making him roll off the hill* I'm the guard of the hill again!!
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Leo Luncid
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Postby Leo Luncid » Fri Dec 07, 2007 3:19 am

Yes, please be my guard while I take the crown of this hill!
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formerly known as hf
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Postby formerly known as hf » Fri Dec 07, 2007 11:44 am

Frag fest bitchiz

I pwnz yuz all wid my supa fast railgunz skillz

hf winz, hf iz king.
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Leo Luncid
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Postby Leo Luncid » Fri Dec 07, 2007 11:11 pm

As I respawn at the base of the hill, I do seem to awe at your railgunz skillz. However I also seem to notice how you seem to go on a predictable path whilst using your skillz due to the said rail you ride on, so...

BOOM! Trip mine for the win!

Dee hillz wis mine! Me King!
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Postby Voltenion » Fri Jan 11, 2008 12:06 am

Since it my birthday you decide to give the throne to me :D

I'm the king of the hill! :P
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trexdino
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Postby trexdino » Fri Jan 11, 2008 2:40 am

I will take over, with my army of tyrannosaurus rex's. *leads in an army and takes over the hill, then the weight make the hill collapse into a valley* I am now king of the valley. *the dinosaurs patrol the valley*
When you hope for something, you often believe in something. When you believe in something, you often have pride in it. Being proud often leads to a hating of some group.
As you can see, the Jedi are hypocrites.
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Postby Phalynx » Fri Jan 11, 2008 8:31 am

An asteroid strike elimantes your Dino army and the crater forms a new hill; I quietly climb the hill and announce:

I am King of the Hill!
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trexdino
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Postby trexdino » Fri Jan 11, 2008 1:45 pm

I walk up the hill and pushes him off the hill, making him roll into a cave which he then falls into a pit that has pointy needles pointing up and deadly snakes at the bottom

I am King of the Hill (for now)
When you hope for something, you often believe in something. When you believe in something, you often have pride in it. Being proud often leads to a hating of some group.

As you can see, the Jedi are hypocrites.
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formerly known as hf
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Postby formerly known as hf » Fri Jan 11, 2008 4:00 pm

Westside Connection wrote:You niggas need to listen
On everything I love my heat can't release a dub
Fuck rappin fuck strapping I'll create another bloody glove
Its 1 - 0 and For sho' I'll kill
You pussies can't match my skill
Cause I'm the King Of The Hill!
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Slyder_Glyder_Ryder_etc
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Postby Slyder_Glyder_Ryder_etc » Fri Jan 11, 2008 5:57 pm

*quietly strolls around the base of the hill, watching, learning...*
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ADM598
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Postby ADM598 » Sat Jan 12, 2008 3:45 pm

I travel back in time and steal Mike Judge's and Greg Daniels' idea for the animated show "King Of The Hill". I sell it to Fox and make millions in syndication. Pushing past Slyder, I use that money to bribe Formerly known as hf off the hill. I am now King Of The Hill squared.
"Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies."
- Voltaire on his deathbed in response to a priest asking that he renounce Satan.
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trexdino
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Postby trexdino » Sat Jan 12, 2008 4:17 pm

I shoot ADM598 in the eye with a pistol, then the other eye and take over the hill with him blind.

I am now the king again.
When you hope for something, you often believe in something. When you believe in something, you often have pride in it. Being proud often leads to a hating of some group.

As you can see, the Jedi are hypocrites.
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Leo Luncid
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Postby Leo Luncid » Sun Jan 13, 2008 6:14 am

I shove my card Stone-Cold Basilisk in front of your face...
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... therefore subjecting you to a stone worthy of pushing off the Hill!

I am Leo Luncid, King of the Hill and the Spark!
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Slyder_Glyder_Ryder_etc
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Postby Slyder_Glyder_Ryder_etc » Sun Jan 13, 2008 11:09 am

Walks up the hill, then reads the Stone-cold Basilisk card carefully... then turns to stone and tumbles back down....

I suck at this...

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