King of the Hill

[Phalynx]

Why should we need a room? We have a castle! Guards, throw Phalynx into the tower!

You don't entirely get this do you???

Send Dusty Girl to a special educational facility...

I am King of the Hill

[Dust Puppy]

I return dumber than before and beat Phalynx with a book until he gives up the throne.

Err, deadboy, err, king of the thingummy, the, the hill!!!111

[formerly known as hf]

I nuke your hill

and the whales
and Wales, whilst I'm at it.

The proletariat rise-up and destroy the bourgosie mechanisms of oppression, and declare a Communist state.

The Monarchy is dissolved.

In acid.

No Hill. No King.
Suck it.

[Voltenion]

I enter a space ship travell to marth and run towards the top of the Mount Olympo.


I am the King of the Mount Olympo! (i know its not a hill but...ha!...)

[Dust Puppy]

You forgot to put on your spacesuit...

After Voltenion´s death I contemplate travelling to mars myself, but decide to stay in the communist state, where I sit next to the bomb crater... waiting until it fills with water... and... the Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that... errm, that although all Cantrians are equal, I´m more equal!

[Piscator]

I watch you asphyxiate with my telescope, start a bloody revolution to install myself as dictator and build a new hill out of the bodies of the dead commies.

Now I'm Archgeneralissimo of the hill.

[Dust Puppy]

Ha! You´re too late!

[Piscator]

Yes, slightly. But the fewest dictators succeed in the first run. I'll hide in the jungle for now, but I'll be back.

[toon]

*Rebuilds the first hill and declares hiimslef king.*

I'm King again...

[Voltenion]

the rebuilded first hill was so badly re builded that I softly kick it and it falls down.
I put my self on top of Toon's body, so IM the king of the strange and small hill that looks more like a body of a man!!

[toon]

*kicks the weird little person off of him and finds a new bigger Hill to be King of*

I'm in my rightful spot as King again.

[Pie]

*digs under the hill, creating a sink hole into wich toon falls into, and then crawls out the secret intrance and assums title of king*

WOOTS

[Phalynx]

*eats pie*

I am the King of The.... erm whatever!

[Pie]

*gives Phalanx indegestion, and then reincarnates himself and wile phalanx is on the jhon, resumes his place as king o' teh hill.*

[Antichrist_Online]

*eats pie* Now I'm king of the hill... and... *fortifies the hill* try dethrowning me now