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Postby Tiamo » Wed Jul 23, 2008 6:14 am

A toothbrush using hot steam to clean your teeth.
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Postby Newguy » Fri Aug 15, 2008 3:43 pm

A battery operated battery charger.
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Postby joo » Tue Aug 19, 2008 10:15 am

An infinite loop in a program that executes an infinite loop for each iteration.
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Postby joo » Tue Aug 19, 2008 10:17 am

A memory management applet that reserves 98% of available system memory.
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Postby trexdino » Tue Aug 19, 2008 7:42 pm

a thread necromancer with no threads
When you hope for something, you often believe in something. When you believe in something, you often have pride in it. Being proud often leads to a hating of some group.
As you can see, the Jedi are hypocrites.
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Postby joo » Wed Aug 20, 2008 4:37 pm

A post written by a homosexual.
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Postby Money » Thu Aug 21, 2008 2:12 am

A fight between a Homosexual who writes posts and a thread necromancer with no threads
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Postby Newguy » Thu Aug 21, 2008 4:46 am

A thread turned into a personal dispute where others mock the jabs they make at one another.
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Postby Darkle-ish » Thu Aug 21, 2008 4:58 am

A just-add-water-make your-own-skyscraper kit.
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Postby Tiamo » Thu Aug 21, 2008 5:45 am

An indoor airfield
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Postby formerly known as hf » Thu Aug 21, 2008 12:18 pm

your mum
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Postby Money » Thu Aug 21, 2008 2:03 pm

(And so the jabs go on)
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Postby Newguy » Thu Aug 21, 2008 9:15 pm

A thread that goes completely off topic yet manages to make some form of sense by staying with thread format.
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Postby Cheezits » Sat Aug 23, 2008 3:22 pm

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I'M BACK!!! AGAIN!!!
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Postby SekoETC » Sat Aug 23, 2008 3:56 pm

That animation is kinda creepy.

Anyway, the best kind of stupid inventions are ones that have some logic behind them, like a safety pin that cannot be opened to protect people from pricking their fingers. Stuff that's completely absurd or not an invention in the first place is a poor thing to post. The best way of coming up with a stupid invention is taking an existing item and adding a function that makes it "better" by some logic but at the same time makes it useless. Like airtight air filter masks.
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