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joo
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Postby joo » Wed Jan 30, 2008 8:53 pm

Condom with ventilation holes
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Money
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Postby Money » Sat Feb 16, 2008 3:58 pm

pocket with hole in bottom
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wallet thats sticky
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a wallet that sticks to the side of the pocket
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Pickpockets dream (now able to steal out of the bottom of the pocket not just top :twisted: )
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joo
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Postby joo » Tue Jul 15, 2008 2:34 pm

A forum hosted on the same server as a laggy game that frequently loses posts and fails to send emails.
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Postby trexdino » Tue Jul 15, 2008 11:22 pm

Joo, I think I know I remember that from somewhere, but where? Hmm...perhaps I will never know. :lol:


staples made of paper
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Postby Zanthos » Wed Jul 16, 2008 12:22 am

paper made of staples
Person: Akamada doesnt control the animals.
You see a wild boar attack Person.
Person: I still dont believe you.

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Postby joo » Wed Jul 16, 2008 12:49 am

The Beastmaster in Footmen Frenzy 6.2.
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Postby Sunni Daez » Wed Jul 16, 2008 4:07 am

a stupid invention? hmm

A steering wheel, book holder, mount thingie.. ... so you can read while you drive,, but keep your hands on the wheel... saftey first ya know!
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Run...Dragon...Run!!!
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joo
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Postby joo » Wed Jul 16, 2008 4:17 am

A submachinegun that has a swivelling rocket launcher mounted on top of it that both weighs it down and fires explosive rockets in random directions (inluding backwards).
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Postby Tiamo » Wed Jul 16, 2008 6:03 am

A program that plays all your games for you, without error.
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joo
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Postby joo » Wed Jul 16, 2008 6:50 am

That's known as a trainer (although it's not always without error)


A felt-tip with no cover (i.e. you have to touch the inky part)
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Postby saztronic » Fri Jul 18, 2008 1:38 am

Fingerless oven mitts, for easier gripping

Disposable doors

Vegetable-flavored bacon

Throat plugs

Solar powered petrol pumps
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Postby Pie » Fri Jul 18, 2008 1:58 am

edible pineapple hand granade.

the death penalty for attempted suiside.
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Postby Crosshair » Fri Jul 18, 2008 3:26 pm

Lead windows...


Nitro chewing gum
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joo
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Postby joo » Fri Jul 18, 2008 3:49 pm

Fire engine with axilliary hose that sprays from fuel tank.

Emergency services number that plays music and periodically says "We care about your call, please hold on", but in reality there's nobody on the other end.

Police car that drops spike strip at the front instead of the back :lol:
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Postby Appolom » Tue Jul 22, 2008 9:29 pm

An errorless Steam. :shock:

No seriously, an air tight sealed off trash can would be great! No more having to use energy lifting up that lid!

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