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Postby Antichrist_Online » Fri Apr 13, 2007 12:34 pm

Seko, those sorta exsist, I make them for parties (put water between two different sized plastic cups and freeze).


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Postby SekoETC » Fri Apr 13, 2007 3:02 pm

I was thinking of mentioning for hot drinks, but wouldn't they melt in your hand anyway and make a mess? And a black hole garbage consumer would be a good idea, just as long as it doesn't swallow the user as well.
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Postby Racetyme » Fri Apr 13, 2007 4:00 pm

A motor powered bicycle. Oh wait... (I mean those stupid things like in spiderman, not motorcycles)
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Postby Nakranoth » Sat Apr 14, 2007 5:19 am

A particle randomizer. (Gets particles to move in random directions)
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Postby Racetyme » Sat Apr 14, 2007 7:07 am

Garbage flavoured toothpaste.
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Postby Liljum » Sat Apr 14, 2007 7:26 am

SekoETC wrote:A drinking glass made of ice.


Those do exist in the icehotell in Jukkasjärvi here in sweden. (Dont know for sure if i got the spelling right there)
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Postby Spazz » Sat Apr 14, 2007 7:56 am

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Postby SekoETC » Sat Apr 14, 2007 10:27 am

You have an ice hotel? With a Finnish name? Cool. Well we have a snow castle... Or there has been for several winters but this winter was the warmest in ages.
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Postby Liljum » Sat Apr 14, 2007 11:41 am

Yes, it's somewhere around Gällivare i belive. Never been there, but my wife has when she studied in Örnsköldsvik.

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Paper liquid container.(writepaper, not tetra pak)
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Postby deadboy » Sat Apr 14, 2007 11:13 pm

I know someone who's been in the ice hotel, apparently it was really good fun and a good experience, yet, at the same time, not suprisingly really, very cold. Until that is you go to bed when you get to wrap up in about 80 layers of furs (I don't know if they are fake or not, although I imagine it would be pretty difficult to make entire duvets and sheets out of real fur unless they were patched together)

Anyway, back on topic... umm.... I really only wanted to say what I did beforehand.... umm... how about a pin in a button attached to a pair of scissors held together by seventeen rolls of tape made of metal? I'm confused as well...
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Postby Piscator » Sun Apr 15, 2007 3:24 am

- electric toothpick (there are electric toothbrushes, so why not...)
- rubber chisel (there are rubber hammers, too)
- cork anchor (very light, improves the speed of the ship)
- custard filled fire extinguisher (it's a mess, but fun)
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Postby 76006 » Tue Apr 17, 2007 9:37 pm

a self digging shovel
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Postby Bowser » Thu Apr 19, 2007 8:56 pm

SekoETC wrote:A drinking glass made of ice.


A novelty shot glass made of ice exists and seems like a fun holiday gift.

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Postby sammigurl61190 » Wed Apr 25, 2007 11:44 am

A DVD rewinder.

I'm ashamed in humanity that such a thing really exists.
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Postby Gran » Tue May 01, 2007 4:01 pm

What in hell is this??A rewinder??

Ok...here goes a bad idea...lovers of dark humor like to tell things like that to people here and people usually anwsers:"yeewww... :x "

A 30 meters long waters slides made of gilettes that ends on a pool of alcohol and towels made of steel scrubbing pads like these:
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