Cantr II Discussion Forum

Alright, the rules are simple, you grant the person before you's wish, but do so in a manner that is undesireable.
For example, if they wished for a million dollors you could say:
"Granted, but it's in my safe." Then you wish for something yourself. The only thing you're not allowed to wish for is for the next person to not get to wish, you could wish that their wish not be granted, but then the following person could still continue it...

So, I wish for snow in New Orleans this Christmas.

*gives you a snow globe*

I wish for omnipotence.

*As you wish, but only if you can make a grilled cheese sandwich so hot, even you can't eat it*

I'll make a wish that can't backfire. I wish for a turkey sandwich, on rye bread, with lettuce and mustard, and, and I don't want any zombie turkeys, I don't want to turn into a turkey myself, and I don't want any other weird surprises. You got it?

Granted, *edited for refrence porposes* hope you like mayo 'cause it's chock full of it.


I wish for a time machine.

*gives you a time machine, but suddenly Nakranoth from the future appears, takes the time machine away from you and says: "Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni!" *

i wish to be happy

next time you have an orgasm, you will not be able to finnish ejaculating... ever...

I wish Cantr would not lag so much.

You have now been unsubscribed.

I wish the kiwi survived his "flight"

*makes it lag more* hey, you didn't say you wanted it to lag less.

I wish i had a slice of pie, a not living pie, a peice of pie that isn't me, a piece of pie that is made with correct ingrediance, acording to "betty crocker" and it was 1/8th the size of an 10 inch (in diamiter) pie.

*Hands Pie a a wedge of shredded paper strips - each one reading "correct ingrediance" (whatever those are) with Betty Crocker's signature - sandwiched between a layer of tasty pasty.

I wish I had unlimited minutes to play Cantr and unlimited time to do so.

Throws Dreamhand into an empty cell with only a computer that is configured in such a way that it can only connect to www.cantr.net.

I wish that all my schoolwork is finished for the rest of the year with an A in all subjects.

*moves you back to kindergarten*

I want world peace!

And suddenly every single human being on the planet disappeared.

I wish for one milion wishes!

you can wish for whatever you want only if you wish for... soap

I wish for one milion dollars!

*drops a massive bag of pennies amounting to one million dollars a hundred feet upon your head*

I wish for my sanity!

You get it through spending a year in an insane asylum and during that time, your Cantr account times out.

(I'm surprised we haven't played this before...)

I wish for a tuna sandwich.