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Granted. Bmot explodes into tons upon tons of rainbow glitter. It gets everywhere! Even years down the road you will finds bits of glitter scattered because glitter is so messy!

I wish... I had a good, certified maid to legitimately clean my house.

Granted but he/she is a secret agent sent to kill you and clean after.

I wish I could have perfect grades.

Granted.. you now have perfect grades too bad its clown college...


I wish I could actually sleep through the night..

Granted.. You sleep through the night. Dreaming NIGHTMARES!!

I wish eating wasn't so fun.

Granted.... eating isn't fun when you're chewing on barbed wire! Uh oh... I think your mouth is bleeding!

I wish I was a Canadian.

Granted.. you are now Justin Bieber...

I wish wish I had more wine..

Granted. Your touch now turns any water into wine! I wish I could I have Cantrspy on my smartphone.

Granted! Your phone is now a nerd only Android. The simplest tasks take ages unless you find the perfect app or play with settings for hours!

I wish I didn't notice how fake the world is...

Granted. Now you are part of that fake world, and don't know any better, and don't notice a thing.
I wish it was July already.

Granted it is now July of 2378
I wish my house wasn't so hot!

Granted. A magician turns your house into an igloo.

I wish, my fridge would fill itself.

Granted. It fills itself. With sand!

I wish to live closer to my family.

Your family's houses now surround yours... now, the only people you can see are your family.

I wish I lived by the sea.

Granted. You now live nextdoor to Sweeney Todd and Mrs. Lovett. When you decide it's time for a shave, you meet an early, gruesome death.

I wish Mrs. Lovett's meat pies weren't so delicious and wrong.

Granted. Mrs. Lovett has officially switched over to tufu. A victory for the vegetarians, but they taste horrible.

I wish I had a beard so long that I could braid it.