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west
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Postby west » Thu Dec 14, 2006 11:56 pm

A nuclear war somehow kills everyone but you.

I wish I spoke ten languages.
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Postby sanchez » Thu Dec 14, 2006 11:59 pm

You are the last living speaker of ten languages.

I want a honest government.
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Postby Bowser » Fri Dec 15, 2006 12:03 am

You get an honest government, but you don't like the true things they tell you, so you vote for some fast talking liar in the next election.

I want to be a famous rock and roll star, loved by millions or adoring fans.
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Postby Nalaris » Fri Dec 15, 2006 12:05 am

Unfortunately, those millions of adoring fans are easily killed by the remaining 5.9 billion people on the Earth, who are driven mad with hatred for you, and you soon follow.

I wish I had a better computer.
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Postby Rusalka » Fri Dec 15, 2006 12:09 am

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You all are posting too quickly!
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Postby sanchez » Fri Dec 15, 2006 12:09 am

You get to work under contract for Microsoft, and you are only paid based on the results of a user satisfaction survey administered on their help site.

I want good vegan recipe for chocolate cake.
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Postby deadboy » Fri Dec 15, 2006 12:14 am

Heh.... this is too easy

The chocolate cake is packed with over a million calories. You become very fat. The objects in your kitchen begin to orbit you and eventually you implode from the force of your own gravity

I wish our world wasn't so fragile to us screwing it over. Why can't it just take what we throw at it and tear out of it
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Postby new.vogue.nightmare » Fri Dec 15, 2006 12:18 am

BOOYAH. Our world is a lifeless hunk of rock, with no more of those pesky 'ecosystems' or 'climate' things to worry about.

I wish for half a dozen supermodels, redheads please, who will do anything I command.
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Postby sanchez » Fri Dec 15, 2006 12:21 am

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Postby Nakranoth » Fri Dec 15, 2006 12:22 am

I hope you enjoy buff scantily men... with red hair...

I wish for a baking pan so I can cook pizzas in my dorm kitchen.
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Postby west » Fri Dec 15, 2006 12:26 am

Nakranoth wrote:I hope you enjoy buff scantily men... with red hair...

I wish for a baking pan so I can cook pizzas in my dorm kitchen.


You get the pan, but the first pizza you cook gives you botulism and you die.

I wish people would come up with more original things for this game.
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Postby sanchez » Fri Dec 15, 2006 12:47 am

We're all sharing them in private.

I want better cell phone reception in my neighbourhood.
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Nakranoth
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Postby Nakranoth » Fri Dec 15, 2006 12:55 am

Your house gets knocked down to put up a new tower.

I wish for a completely self sufficient pet.
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Postby Neuman » Fri Dec 15, 2006 1:12 am

You get a rock. His name is "Ted."

I wish for a candle. A red one.
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Postby Phalynx » Fri Dec 15, 2006 1:15 am

You get a shiny red fork handle!

I wish my car was fixed.
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