The grant-a-wish game

Nakranoth · Postby **Nakranoth** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 1:00 am

You get a life fish between a couple slices of bread.

(This is the first time this game's popped up?)

I wish for a magic cauldron that create one peanutbutter and jelly sandwiche every time I say "fork-lift".

Pie · Postby **Pie** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 1:21 am

*gives him the magic couldren that's in that one movie(the one that I hate) the black couldren that makes zombies, and coincedently, all of the sandwiches you make in it will tast like a zombie.*

I wish i had more time after school for playing cantr, without taking away any of my school time, or any of my wrestling time, or any time that i use in other internet sites.

Phalynx · Postby **Phalynx** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 7:45 am

*I surgically insert a wireless terminal into your head to permit cantr use, the side effect being a green tinge to everything and somatic response to all actions in Cantr* (Ouch stop knocking that door)

I wish some pixies would wrap all my presents.

Nosajimiki · Postby **Nosajimiki** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 8:43 am

they rap them in a blanket and fly off with them.

I wish my computer had an extra gigabyte, no ... 16 extra gigabytes of ram

Nakranoth · Postby **Nakranoth** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 7:56 pm

Done, but to accomidate the extra ram, you processor, video card, and hard drive all had to go.

I wish for the next person's wish to go even more terribly wrong.

Nosajimiki · Postby **Nosajimiki** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 8:44 pm

done, my ram is also incompatable with my motherboard... so I stole your computer to replace it.

(

I doubt that's what you ment, but word play is a fun thing)

I wish for the sun to explode and engulf the earth in firey destruction.

oddedd · Postby **oddedd** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 8:56 pm

this happens, but everyone else is prepared in bunkers and you are the only one to die.

I wish i could make the decision between boobs and sandwich's

SekoETC · Postby **SekoETC** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 9:01 pm

Poof! The magical fairy turns you into a fat gay guy. Problem solved.

I wish I knew more than half in tomorrow's math test.

Nakranoth · Postby **Nakranoth** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 9:20 pm

Congradulations, you now understand the fraction 2/3 in its entirety... at the expence of all other mathmatical knowledge.

I wish pizza grew on trees, ready to eat.

oddedd · Postby **oddedd** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 9:23 pm

and it is so, pizza slices grow on trees, but as you go to grap one from a branch, a bit of tomatoe drips into your eye and blinds you for life

I wish I didn't have to work tomorrow

Nosajimiki · Postby **Nosajimiki** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 10:18 pm

congradualtions, you're fired.

I wish the caffiteria didn't close for the holidays

west · Postby **west** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 10:21 pm

Nosajimiki wrote:congradualtions, you're fired.

I wish the caffiteria didn't close for the holidays

Congratulations, it's open but it only serves gravel.

I wish for a well-paying and personally-fulfilling job.

Nosajimiki · Postby **Nosajimiki** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 10:24 pm

(YES! I may be shit'en bricks for a month, but food is food.) :lol:

Leo Luncid · Postby **Leo Luncid** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 11:01 pm

Nakranoth wrote:(This is the first time this game's popped up?)

In the whole forum? Yeah, I'm sure this is the only game of its kind here, but not out of the entire Internet, of course.
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west wrote:I wish for a well-paying and personally-fulfilling job.

You got it, and you really loved it; along with a trip to solitary confinement.

I wish for nothing.

Nakranoth · Postby **Nakranoth** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 11:35 pm

Everything you had, clothes included vanish.

I wish I could read people's minds, without losing anything I currently have.

The grant-a-wish game

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