The grant-a-wish game

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Re: The grant-a-wish game

Postby iavatus » Sat Sep 12, 2015 9:07 pm

Granted!

They're 2 kilometre in diameter, weigh several tonnes and their speed in metres per second is expressable only in scientific notation.

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Re: The grant-a-wish game

Postby Snickie » Sun Sep 13, 2015 3:03 am

Granted. But none of them like you anyway. They come over with their trained killer kitties and they kill you. But they don't just kill you - cats like to play with their prey. Your death is slow and torturous.

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Re: The grant-a-wish game

Postby Poldora » Sun Dec 03, 2017 10:51 am

Granted but because you’re balancing so much they’re all done poorly but in equal proportions.

I wish this house move would go smoothly.
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Re: The grant-a-wish game

Postby sherman » Sun Dec 03, 2017 10:57 am

Granted but you move in the wrong location and find the house to be really tiny

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Re: The grant-a-wish game

Postby Poldora » Sun Dec 03, 2017 2:15 pm

Granted but you end up finding you’ve forgotten about the piece due and have completed a future piece.

I wish I could hear people’s thoughts at will
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Re: The grant-a-wish game

Postby Snickie » Mon Dec 18, 2017 3:56 am

Granted, but the only thoughts you can hear are earworms and poorly written erotic fanfiction.

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Re: The grant-a-wish game

Postby gejyspa » Wed Oct 24, 2018 2:16 pm

Granted, but the picture that it was painted over was an Old Master stolen from a museum. Your trial for art theft starts next week.

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Re: The grant-a-wish game

Postby Chroma Key » Tue Jan 22, 2019 9:39 pm

Granted. You get 8 more hours in the day... To work...
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Re: The grant-a-wish game

Postby Owlette » Fri Feb 08, 2019 5:12 am

Granted! But the short cut involves a daily duel with local land sharks who want to steal your lunch money. :|

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Re: The grant-a-wish game

Postby ToxikCoffee » Mon Feb 11, 2019 10:43 am

Granted! ...except it's a rejection letter.

I wish I could move out of this stinkin' house.
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Re: The grant-a-wish game

Postby Snickie » Sun Apr 28, 2019 7:29 pm

Granted! You move into a house that stinks even worse, like someone tried to cover up the smell of cadavers and formaldehyde with cat pee.

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Re: The grant-a-wish game

Postby witia1 » Mon Jul 29, 2019 2:06 pm

Granted! Only file with it is encrypted and You don't know password.
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