Excuses, Excuses

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Re: Excuses, Excuses

Postby Alladinsane » Mon May 14, 2018 3:09 pm

This is a mess, why is there a bowling ball on the top sh--- ???


(some time later)

Can someone help me fix a cracked skull?
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Re: Excuses, Excuses

Postby Snickie » Sat Jun 09, 2018 3:11 am

I would but you hid the superglue. See it's your fault I can't fix you.

Somebody teach my cats to not kill each other.
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Re: Excuses, Excuses

Postby gejyspa » Wed Oct 24, 2018 2:13 pm

Sorry, the dog is paying me more NOT to do so.

Someone find me more billable hours at my work?
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Re: Excuses, Excuses

Postby Snickie » Mon Oct 29, 2018 2:34 pm

Bill Nye the science guy would be better at that than me

Somebody build a machine for me so I can just download all the information I need directly into my brain for the test tomorrow?
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Re: Excuses, Excuses

Postby Alladinsane » Sun Nov 18, 2018 6:22 pm

I would if all the screwdrivers were not in a town on treefeather.

Somebody find me a splint for my broken thumb? Tootsie rolls, no matter how old they are, don't seem to be helping. Plus I keep shucking my thumb.
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Re: Excuses, Excuses

Postby Snickie » Sun Apr 28, 2019 7:30 pm

How many times have I offered to take you to CentraCare or wherever so they can get a proper look at it and maybe we could get somewhere with fixing it? >:I

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Re: Excuses, Excuses

Postby PaintedbyRoses » Mon Apr 29, 2019 3:01 am

I'm forbidden to touch drippy people but I sewed this lovely, head-to-toe, full-body, caftan out of multiple layers of Kleenex for you. Just slip it on and roll around on the floor for a while and I'm sure everything that needs to be wiped will get wiped. I'll return in a couple of hours.

Stop global warming. This is crazy and not, at all, amusing anymore [so somebody make it stop].
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Re: Excuses, Excuses

Postby Snickie » Mon Apr 29, 2019 2:05 pm

But then I'd be cold... :oops:

I need a bodyguard/meat shield today when I go to the movie theatre in Sketchville.

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