History Lesson; you'll love this one
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History Lesson; you'll love this one
History of the Middle Finger
Well, now ... here's something I never knew before, and now that I know it,
I feel compelled to send it on to my more intelligent friends in the hope
that they, too, will feel edified.
Isn't history more fun when you know something about it?
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>>>>> /-/)
>>>>> ,/_ /
>>>>> / /
>>>>> /'_'/' '/'__'/','/'
>>>>> /'/ / / / /_\
>>>>> ('( ' ' _ > \
>>>>> \ |
>>>>> \ ' /
>>>>> '\' \ _./'
>>>>> \ \
>>>>> \ \
Giving the Finger
Before the Battle of Agincourt in 1415, the French, anticipating victory
over the English, proposed to cut off the middle finger of all captured
English soldiers. Without the middle finger it would be
impossible to draw the renowned English longbow and therefore they would be
incapable of fighting in the future.
This famous weapon was made of the native English Yew tree, and the act of
drawing the longbow was known as "plucking the yew" (or "pluck yew"). Much
to the bewilderment of the French, the English won a major upset and began
mocking the French by waving their middle
fingers at the defeated French, saying, "See, we can still pluck yew! "PLUCK
YEW!"
Since 'pluck yew' is rather difficult to say, the difficult consonant
cluster at the beginning has gradually changed to a labiodental fricative
'F', and thus the words often used in conjunction with the
one-finger-salute!
It is also because of the pheasant feathers on the arrows used with the
longbow that the symbolic gesture is known as "giving the bird."
And yew thought yew knew everything.
Well, now ... here's something I never knew before, and now that I know it,
I feel compelled to send it on to my more intelligent friends in the hope
that they, too, will feel edified.
Isn't history more fun when you know something about it?
_
>>>>> /-/)
>>>>> ,/_ /
>>>>> / /
>>>>> /'_'/' '/'__'/','/'
>>>>> /'/ / / / /_\
>>>>> ('( ' ' _ > \
>>>>> \ |
>>>>> \ ' /
>>>>> '\' \ _./'
>>>>> \ \
>>>>> \ \
Giving the Finger
Before the Battle of Agincourt in 1415, the French, anticipating victory
over the English, proposed to cut off the middle finger of all captured
English soldiers. Without the middle finger it would be
impossible to draw the renowned English longbow and therefore they would be
incapable of fighting in the future.
This famous weapon was made of the native English Yew tree, and the act of
drawing the longbow was known as "plucking the yew" (or "pluck yew"). Much
to the bewilderment of the French, the English won a major upset and began
mocking the French by waving their middle
fingers at the defeated French, saying, "See, we can still pluck yew! "PLUCK
YEW!"
Since 'pluck yew' is rather difficult to say, the difficult consonant
cluster at the beginning has gradually changed to a labiodental fricative
'F', and thus the words often used in conjunction with the
one-finger-salute!
It is also because of the pheasant feathers on the arrows used with the
longbow that the symbolic gesture is known as "giving the bird."
And yew thought yew knew everything.
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that's really interesting, except that the "pluck yew" thing doesn't really make sense. F*CK = Fornication Under Consent of the King. I think it was used when brothels needed a lisence from the king or something like that. So it didn't arise from "pluck". I kinda doubt that the mispronunciation of pluck just happened to coincide with the acronym and the two ideas were merged, though i guess it's possible.
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Do you really want me to get going on "How America Destroyed the English Language"?
I can start with my church building: The building itself is around 3 centuries older than your country!
So I think we can safely say the english way of spelling the English language is correct, seeing as we've been around longer
I can start with my church building: The building itself is around 3 centuries older than your country!
So I think we can safely say the english way of spelling the English language is correct, seeing as we've been around longer
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